Behold

4  2015-07-26 by [deleted]

18 comments

HAHA! The fact that THIS guy fucked up the Cumia Bros. makes me giggle like a fucking schoolgirl.

He's like Deep Throat; or, in this case, Deep Stomach.

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OH IM GONNA HAVE THAT AS MY WEDDING SONG

YUCK...

I'm know that I'm supposed to make fun of how fat he is and say that we should have just let the Kummiya's shoot him; but he looks a lot happier than I even remember being as a kid, so I'm just going to shut the fuck up and start eating toblerones.

I admire that a person with the appearance of a mutant has this much self-confidence, but on the other hand he's playing a fucking ukelele

Gaze upon him with resplendent awe.

After decades of unfettered douchebaggery, this is the man who finally broke the entire Cumia family.

Cool full sized guitar btw.

ohhhhhh jesus

I'm glad to see that this can all be resolved over some wings and U2 karaoke

It's weird that Ant and Joe are so bent on revealing who some of us are but every time a person is revealed, they become a cult fixture of the sub. This guy, Jerry the caller, etc.

It was a decent performance but he might be too big for any bellieveable uncle fester

Anthony was not happy

http://imgur.com/9E0FysB

urgh, tough guy joe sucks

I hope he finds this Robert Paulson guy ;)

If they need a new Buxton for a Pee Wee movie this guy's a lock.

He is the love child of Big A, Al Lewis, and Richard Simmons.

erocks grown a ponytail so what?

Why do people think it's acceptable to record and upload yourself when you are this fucking fat?