How quickly do you think you could disarm Anthony?

18  2015-07-25 by [deleted]

Pretty positive that it would just take one firm shove to the ground. Then, as he feebly fumbled around for his waistband, just give him a half-hearted bitch slap and calmly retrieve the weapon from its holster.

What's your strategy?

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Sounds like a threat Ill pay 2 reddit gold for this dick bags personal info

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disarm... i'll dis his arm, his mutha, his whole family, and theres nuthin he can do about it. he's a cocksucka tss tss

distract him with a pic of the cast of any disney channel show, then just take the gun away.

What the heck did you just say about me you little snitch? I'm a navy eel with 34 confirmations on my Bitcoin transfer.

I'd have a black hooker beat him up.

And the five imaginary black gentlemen who follow him everywhere to laugh his old white ass off the street.

sam could have beaten the shit out of ant in ants prime, thats how beta he is.

You don't have to disarm anthony. He is too afraid. His own drunk shadow seemed to jump at him and that is actually what triggered his heart attack.

Ah shit, YALL GONNA GET DOXXED.

Take the gun by the barrel, hold it to my forehead, and say "Pull the fucking trigger you spineless WOP."

When his hand starts shaking and he wets his pants, I'll take the gun away from him and shoot him in both his kneecaps. Then I'll proceed to perform heinous and unthinkable (but consensual) sex acts on Dawn in front of him while she shouts out "My sons are guinea faggots!" with each rapid orgasm I give her. I'll also use a free hand to hold Joe at gunpoint and force him to hold Ant's eyes open and watch every second.

Something like that.

Someone reported your comment. I'm going to assume it was for awesomeness.

That would all be done in self defense. I'm allowed to protect myself.

I would just yell " Police, get on the fuckin ground." Then I'd watch him quickly comply like he is always ranting about

Very quickly. The way he says he responded to that lady and strangers during the camera incident says a lot.

If you've done any force on force training with the average concealed carrier with very little training you'll see how easy it is.

Most concealed carriers are prepared to deal with the vast majority of crime scenarios (robbery, mugging, car jacking etc) by drawing and brandishing and / or shooting but are generally very underprepared to deal with hands on type stuff.

Just be an underaged white girl, that would be disarming for him.

I'm sorry that I did that.

i'm white so I would just say 'the darky is over there!' and when he is turned I would administer a kimura hold and let him pass into the next world peacefully

hypothetically speaking of course

Never I'm fat

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Only a second or two considering he'd be trashed

I get prep time?

Ok I would bring a 12 year old girl and a bottle of scotch. The rest really writes itself

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Leave the fanfiction to Erock.

You wouldnt do shit if a gun was pointed at you. God Im fucking tired of internet tough guys. You would shit your pants and so would I.

I see you've missed the idea here.

I actually had a gun pointed at me by two adults (you get to guess their race) when I was 14 for the $5 I had in my sock and the sneakers I had on--which they discovered had paint on them from working in my neighbor's yard and chucked over a fence in frustration.

Scary at the time, pretty funny story now. They had bandanas on and one of them was sporting a Mickey Mouse hat. I thought they were high school Seniors pranking me at first and didn't realize what was actually happening until they smacked me and showed me the gun. I never found the shoes...

Anyway, that's all I got. Mwah.

Damn dude. Im sorry that happened to you.