Be warned: criticize the cumia mafia online and you might just have to deal with their xtremely dangerous enforcer (The sunglasses and sons of anarchy hoodie are your cue to be afraid)

63  2015-07-21 by Eternalforms

47 comments

It gets even douchier when you realize his eyes are closed.

Ewwwww I didn't realize that.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

He looks like he's cumming

He looks like he should be on Storage Wars.

this dopey cunt has managed to keep himself out of trouble lately.I forgot all about him.

Same here. When i capped the picture off his twitter I see that he's been tweeting hitler and KKK pictures. Why is this not surprising?

Remember when Ant got fired and this retard got all motivated to do a show. Though he for sure was going to be on Ants new show or at least have his own on the network. Does he still do interviews holding his iphone up to the microphone?

Which legion of skanks member is this?

He's seems to be suffering from some sort of identity crisis.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/05/article-0-12EE78B1000005DC-456_468x630.jpg

That's not Brother Joe. That's Peter Dinklage, an actor famous for portraying Tyrion Lannister in the hit HBO series Game of Thrones.

Oh literal scrambler12345

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DOUCHE OR DRESSING??!??!?!

He's almost 60, let that sink in. What a joke.

60 years of mayhem.

60 years of Taco Bell

So you can just slide sideways and let his arthritic knees do the rest

Brother Joe is one tough S.O.B

S.O.A

a 60 year old with an earring. Die

Asleep indoors standing up with shades and a hat on.

Joe Cumia: A cool dude.

Ant's a piece of shit and no amount of money will change that. And he knows it. He's been going on basically the same daily (not racist) rant for 8 years now. He's become a tebagger mouthpiece who ran out of copypasta talking points.

He's guilty....by association!

http://www.josephcumia.com/store/

"Musclesport LLC". Oh no....

Look out!

I'm also clamoring for Joe to do his next interview. If his latest one with Jim "I'm definitely not old or gay" Florentine from half a year ago is anything to go by, it should be the first podcast nominated for an Emmy.

It's his bingo wings that frighten me!

There's fear and darkness all around you, The criminals are on the run.

DVV DVV!

Stole from his employer than bragged about beating a lie detector. Makes a living playing every shitty beef and beer you actively avoid.

Was he in the Sons of Anarchy?

Long Island Basehead.

Am I the only one that sees David Cross with a goatee if he got a cameo on SOA?

I heard he prefers being called spaghetti over the enforcer.

We gotta lot in common here......................................I'm gonna rape you!

Don't mess with SOA Long Island Chapter!

So other shows make it on to Ant's network, but Retard Joe's doesn't?

Sons of anarchy, worst acting I've seen in a long time, worst acting in a hit series ever.

so heavy only the devil could lift him

Badass.

all i can thin of is dvvvvvv dvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

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He used an app to fix his ugly face.

She's a sweet riiiiideee

The Hunter Is Out There

Say it ain't so Joe. Say it ain't so.

their in the mafia like my dicks in carmen electra

Same here. When i capped the picture off his twitter I see that he's been tweeting hitler and KKK pictures. Why is this not surprising?