Opie's winning run

3  2015-07-21 by Dennyisthepisslord

Started when Ant made up the stuff about Sam and Opie and has carried on ever since. It's like Tiger Woods in the bottoming out of the slump from being on top.

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Opie is like a soccer team that keeps winning because the opposing teams keep scoring own goals. He wins not because he's improving, but because Ant has shown to be such a douche.

Opie is like some magical gem of mediocrity that when applied to Ant creates an almost normal conversation.

TACS has become this bizarre thing where the show is really everything that goes on between the broadcasts. It's like The Prestige. The real show is going on off of the stage. He really is revolutionizing internet broadcasting in that way. He does his (usually) boring 2 hour show about black people but then the cameras turn off, he drinks a little too much and he periscopes about shit that he regrets and deletes or he tweets unfunny racist shit or now he doxxes his fans for making jokes about him... it's fuckin fascinating what goes on when he isn't doing his show.

The ember started with the Bennington tweet.

It got a bit hotter with the delay in the app, and the studio.

The studio was then leased, but as you said, the lies trumped it.

Then every episode was focused around his racism.

Then the roast, which solidified our contempt for his racism, came and he bombed. Which he then denied.

And now threatening a guy with his personal information on twitter.

And we all have no lives and love it. I can't wait to see what happens tomorrow.

What a shitty poem.

What is this "we have contempt for his racism"? I don't have contempt for that, I have contempt for the way he delivers it and ties it into politics. Have you seen the 100s of world star hip hop videos out there? Young black men with no jobs no future no hope are a violent problem. But what does that have anything to do with Obamacare or Syria? In Ant's feeble simple mind, it's all the same thing

Unless Opie runs into oncoming traffic, there are no winners.

I feel like it started when Ant was fired and Opie still had a job.

Opie's job is to bring misery to anyone who listens.