Humorous hypothetical Anthony Cumia turn of events:
0 2015-07-20 by SAHandre
Anthony kills a black man and spends all his money defending himself in court. He is then found guilty and goes to prison.
0 2015-07-20 by SAHandre
Anthony kills a black man and spends all his money defending himself in court. He is then found guilty and goes to prison.
13 comments
12 Snake_____86 2015-07-20
He doesn't have the balls enough to defend himself from a black woman, let alone a black guy. He's nothing but a dickless faggot that can only talk tough about blacks when they're not around.
5 ShadowbannedKeith 2015-07-20
This sums it up perfectly.
1 SAHandre 2015-07-20
It's just a hypothetical, gee wizz.
3 Binski13 2015-07-20
Language
6 Opiesux 2015-07-20
He doesnt have the balls to kill anyone.
4 MadDog1981 2015-07-20
Ant finally gets some of that sweet Francine pussy and decides the blacks aren't so bad afterall. Shortly afterwards he's killed in a home invasion.
1 NhaterJR 2015-07-20
How old is she now
1 MadDog1981 2015-07-20
Mid 30s at the minimum. Probably pushing 40.
1 SAHandre 2015-07-20
Fantastic.
3 Weirdfellas 2015-07-20
Dominic Barbara is the prosecuting lawyer.
2 just_lou 2015-07-20
Anthony starts dating Robin Quivers, and gets hired by Stern to sit in the "Jackie Chair" to do impersonations of people no longer relevant.
2 internetgoodboy 2015-07-20
Why must a hypothetical black man lose his life when all we need for Anthony to go to prison is the gaggle of underage girls he's statutorily raped to come forward?
3 SAHandre 2015-07-20
Fair point, sir, fair point.
1 [deleted] 2015-07-20
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