Ants to busy saving the world from black people to do bits.

But that's the bit!!

Am I a bit?

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Right, because everyone who doesn't have custom tailored Hugo Boss outfit and a platinum account on Stormfront is a racial cuckold. Gotcha.

You fucking guy, never heard of them and after quick wiki visit I want to kill myself. Thanks for giving me the rage that'll ruin the rest of my night. That's a school shooter in the making, poor kid

Whoa buddy maybe you missed Opies cockroach scrambled eggs or his famous ketchup tasting contest. I seriously Opie dies in a fire.

That is not a very proportional reaction to a radio show.

Holy shit I forgot how bad that was

The cockroach breakfast was lame but led to some good jokes. Kenny saying to fuck the roach with his banana was hilarious

Alright

I seriously opie gets murdered by the hi opie psychopath

i hope that too

That would require show prep. Discussing the news is the laziest gig.

When Ant trolled that old slut's cam show it made me so happy and so sad at the same time. Something that was entertaining and funny that wasn't found in the newspaper. Shocking how that works. Imagine a jocktober like segment where you can actually see what is being posted on someone's Facebook page. He seems unaware of the true potential of his format.

Who's gonna to do the jocktober show prep tho

I mean... Garrett is a hard worker. Ant just needs to tell him to get on it.

Is he the one laughing his ass off in the big J roast?

No that was Keith

Ant had the most pathetic Scorch "bit" a few months ago, when the new PFG episodes starting airing across the globe. He played a few clips, did a Scorch impression for a few seconds, and then green-screened himself onto Scorch's PFG set. He shrugged his shoulders and moved on.

New episodes of PFG would get AT LEAST an hour of material from O&A, maybe two hours. Something about it just isn't the same when it's just Ant or just Opie and Jim talking about it.

What does Ant have that Scorch doesn't at this point, as far as his show goes? Scorch actually probably has more listeners being on regular radio in San Diego(or wherever the fuck).

Edit: (Update) I was curious about Scorch's current radio job and it looks like his show is streaming right now. You can also check out his description on that link, which seems to paint a hacky "I was rescued from a shitty job" background. It also looks like he's still doing the Brain Cell Stimulator and a version of WEIRD NEWS!

There's also a phone number for the show on his facebook, 1-855-456-7625, which definitely shouldn't be used for any joking purposes. In all seriousness he's probably be happy to see a phone line light up for once, though.

TL;DR: Call 1-855-456-7625 and ask for the return of Douche or Dressing®!

Scorch actually probably has more listeners

This sub cracks me up.

Is true tho, fm is free

kno-what-i-mean???

Scorch's show has nothing. It is always the same. How long can you repeat the same bit?

I was relieved Ant moved on so quickly.

In order to make fun of Scorch's show, he has to play clips of the show. That shit just straight up sucks, and I don't even want to hear it in the context of "we're making fun of how much this sucks."

DO THE BIT!

DO DA BIT!!!

They're lazy. Also that was one of Anthony's selling points for the new show. Management can't stop him from doing bits now so he can do the 55 gallon drum challenge, etc... Does anybody remember the first annual Gay Off?

I remember when they sent the Hawk out to the scene.

true. the 90s shockjock stuff and porn girls were boring to me but I loved stuff like bad guest day, bombs and flubs and stuff like that. I like listening to casual banter too but I feel like it really only works as well if it's between actual bits. Also I could give a fuck about any celebrity interview ever. I find Anthony and Norton and even Opie more interesting than most of the famous faggot actors they feel like they have to cater to. I think Jeffery Tambor's a good actor and stuff but I would never post on a fucking Jeffery Tambor messageboard and if I had to listen to him talk on the radio for 3 hours a day 4 days a week i'd blow my head off. Actors are so overrated.

DICIS is a pretty recent TACS bit. Gavin McInnes on the other hand (who is on Cumia's network) essentialy only does bits in his show. And it works. BLABLA who gives a fuck, check it out or not.

How come nobody else here is mentioning DICIS?

Also what about all the times Ant put on the asian getup and Garret came out with the gong?

Also when the retarded Starbucks "race together" thing was going on, Ant took the quiz Starbucks put in a full page ad in the newspaper. This one was totally race-centric, but was really really funny. I'm baffled he didn't put this one up as a clip.

i forgot the asian bit, which distances DICIS in hilarity. Ant certainly does comedic bits, which is the point. but to much race talk on the other hand apparently drowns out whatever funny he puts out.

I've been hoping Ant would bring back car crash comedy.

Opie doesn't do it anymore because Sirius frowns on that type of stuff and pitches the show as a media destination. Also Opie's kinda autistic and is unable to pick up on any of Jim's characters.

Anthony doesn't do it anymore because it was always Opie or Jimmy's thing and, without somebody prodding him, he's perfectly content with ranting about niggers for the rest of his natural life.

Danny Ross got fired. No good production bits came out of the show after.

hey hey hey

to be fair, opie is both a retard and a faggot

Lets please not forget the best bit ever, "Whats up East Side Daves Butt?".

I'm a relative newcomer to O&A, so I wasn't listening to O&A around the time ESD was doing crazy stunts. Is sticking stuff up his butt what this sub knows him best as?

I've listened to 300+ hours of East Side Dave. He's crazy and all, but he's a phenomenal radio host. It's a shame he has to do New Jersey morning radio as a day job, with commercials and songs destroying any momentum.

He should be doing Davey Mac Sports Program five days a week, and it should be something that millions of people love. Screaming and pedophilia jokes aside, it's a joyous show that really ought to draw normal folks in with how much Dave obviously loves doing it.

https://youtu.be/hWmu0Zwnnxs

Oh I know Dave is a real talent, it's that the butt game was the first time I really heard of him

I think they are both struggling

Every new thing they try - they sell with "we will be able to do more bits". They said it for FreeFM, for the new studio & Ant said it for TACS. That's why ants NY studio will be a bust. He's too lazy for show prep & to plan things

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"Stump the Opester" with interns reading Opie famous and obvious movie quotes and he has to embarrassingly try to guess what movies they are from. "Uh uh oh shit I know this one 'You can't handle the truth' ffffffuck I KNOW THIS."

Ant is lazy and Opie keeps signing multi-million dollar contracts and doesn't have to put any effort into the show.

"Bits" suck. Like Dopie.

TURD?!

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Who's gonna to do the jocktober show prep tho