Anthony's NYC Studio coming together (taken from his FB page)

43  2015-07-19 by youfuckmymother

149 comments

I really want to love the anthony cumia show and this studio change is my official line in the sand... Unlike the roast, please prepare and focus on being funny, ant. If I want conservative race and politics, I can read red pill... Funny is much harder to come by than opinion and ant was one of the best... If he shows no effort Im officially done

What an ultimatum!

I have a line also but it's dry-erase marker.

I'm with you. Time to start treating this like a job and not something that takes up the time between drinking and daddy/daughter role-playing with Dani. And PLEASE stop catering to the live audience (beer fetching listeners who became ant's closest friends). They are 60+ year old miserable men who will burst an artery laughing at every Jaws reference you throw out there.

"look, here is another place we can be racist! hoorah!"

So much room for racist activities!

Count me in!

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What the fuck is this?

Few more years sinking money into this shitshow and he'll be back to do the duct work

I doubt if it will take years.

While the show may be shit(I agree), this loser made millions of dollars every year for about 15 years.

He won't be knocking tin anytime soon. I doubt he ever needs to work again.

He'll be filing for bankruptcy within two years.

You know this how?

Bash the shit out of him if you want, the creep deserves it. But you truly are stupid if you think you have any idea of his finances. Even being conservative, with his cunt ex wife taking a couple million and his silly spending to lure in teenage girls....he likely has several million dollars invested and/or saved up. I'd bet money on that, but I know you have shit for cash.

Because we've never seen people who have made ten times as much as Anthony has go completely broke.

Again, you have zero idea of what his financial standing is. OF COURSE rich people can go broke stupid. But I would lean towards him being well off, unless you can prove otherwise.

I guess making appearances at shitty tattoo conventions, and doing infomercials for bogus boner cream on a paid podcast doesnt reek of desperation, you're right.

Again, you have zero idea of his financial status. It's pretty silly to thinking someone who has made probably $50 million plus would not be well off with investments and what not. As for what he is hawking now? Get the money while it's there, it's what I would do.

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you really think it's not possible for him to go bankrupt cause he has a lot of money? trumps filed for bankruptcy multiple times, and ant spends money like crazy and the money isn't coming in like it used to.

I never said it was not possible. I am saying that it is very likely he has quite a sum of money considering the MILLIONS he was paid. Yes, we all know he lives life nigger rich, but it is not all that crazy of a lifestyle. The taxes are nuts in that area, but not all that bad.

I am assuming that he has his house paid for, so I could be completely wrong. Even factoring in the ex wife/whore taking a couple million, the pool, the shelby, the theater.....he has made millions. Assuming everything was paid for in full, he could maintain that setup for maybe 1,000,000 for the rest of his life. Fuck, he is almost old enough to do a reverse mortgage as a senior citizen ;)

He's open about spending. He's got a damn raptor in his backyard - that doesn't scream "good with money."

It also screams he has money to blow. Can you really not see that?

That raptor statue can be bought for less than $1,000. His inground pool with jacuzzi probably cost $50,000. He has made fucking MILLIONS dude! I'd bet his house is paid for, and he has quite the investment portfolio. It does not make him any less of a creep, but you really are kidding yourself if you think he will be bankrupt in his lifetime. Fuck, I could live the rest of my life and never work again just on what his house is worth.

It also screams he has money to blow.

had

God damn that rent must be expensive as fuck. I really hope it will mark a return to the nopie shows we all cherish. Not just for us but for Ant's financial future. If the show continues to blow he'll be on the side of the highway looking for his tin knocking tools.

i dunno man i dont think those tools are still there it has been a couple of decades someone probably picked them up & sold them or maybe kept them by now

OHHHHHHH literal whatjonsnowknows.

Oh literal WhatJonSnowKnows

I already said that cocksucka!

He keeps talking about moving the show to mornings, so that would mean we get even less Jimmy since he's at Sirius at the same time.

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I'm not an Ant ballwasher in any respect, but let's break this down economically in the most reasonable way possible.

O&A would like people to believe they have millions of listeners, but I think level-headed estimates put it at a few hundred thousand. I think that's a fair number for a paid subscription model.

So how many people subscribe to the Anthony Cumia Network? We don't know, but let's throw out a number that seems realistic. 10,000? I think Ant could get 10,000 people subscribing based on his previous fame and his newfound fame with more hardcore right-wing people (and maybe a decent amount of White Supremacists.) That's a fraction of what he had before.

So 10,000 subscribers at just under $8.00 a month? That puts him at $80,000 in revenue per month. That's $960,000 per year, and that's not including previous savings and whatever the fuck else (most of the network infrastructure seemed to be already in place.)

I don't give a fuck about his finances one way or another but for a former tin-knocker turned racist ornery pedophile, I think he's doing okay. I think he can afford the rent on that place and still be pulling a profit. Let's also remember that he brought on a previously free podcast to join the network, along a controversial and altogether disgraced Canadian provocateur. I don't think he's paying a lot for the talent, although I could be wrong.

are you mentally retarded?

It would seem.

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If radio had just been invented and Ant wasn't competing with free podcasts or any other radio show, I'd agree with your 10,000 figure. Unfortunately it's probably around 20 subscribers.

Moronic.

Why would hard core right wingers listen to a long island drunk who likes abortion and fucking young girls?

Why would hard core right wingers listen to a long island drunk who likes abortion and fucking young girls?

Because there are a lot of hardcore right wingers who do the exact same thing. They're not fucking monks, they're white trash.

I wouldn't call them hardcore right wingers, though. I'd call Rush's listeners right wingers - christian, god-fearing people.

I'm not even saying Ant needs to appeal to the huge swath of Right Wingers, I'm saying that based on his media exposure and his few decades spent in radio, it's pretty likely that he could have pulled together 10,000 people from both his previous audience plus the new audience the whole debacle exposed him to (more hard-right people, legitimate white supremacists, etc.) That's still not a lot of people, but charging them a subscription fee gets him a decent amount of money, that's all I'm saying.

OK. I'd say he probably has about 10k subs now, based on website traffic estimating sites.

It's more real when it's put in terms that most people live by, which is hourly or monthly take-home. This show, if the numbers are to be believed, makes him $80,000 a month. For some reason I couldn't wrap my head around it until I broke it down like that, it's fucking insane. Most people here might make like $2000-$3000, tops.

Compared to 3 mill/year that he was getting at Sirius or 4 mill that opie is getting now or 10 mill/year, what he was getting 15 years ago, it sucks for him. Plus, he knows that it's do or die time. I like ant, but I don't see this show lasting another year unless they do something really different and ant's 'friends' have an intervention.

I realize that his beer-fetching, average joe friends love his racist rants, but they like the free food, beer and use of his pool more. They should sit him down and get him help to stop drinking and doing what other shit he's doing. Otherwise, they're gonna have to start fetching beers for LOS and hope that Jay Oakerson likes them as much as ant does.

Even the people that LIKE Cumia don't pay for his show.

There are twenty or thirty active participants on his sub. If that's 10% of his listeners, then that means he has about 250 listeners. And half of them don't pay.

Total it up, and you're looking at revenue around $10,000 per year.

It doesn't make sense to use Reddit followers as a barometer for his popularity. That's true for any show, but especially something like TACS. Game of Thrones has 8 million confirmed viewers and the sub has just north of 500k subscribers. Plus, Reddit isn't his demographic. Fuck, Opie is making millions per year on his show and have a look at that sub.

Ant plays more to the Republican side and the Rush Limbaugh sub has 170 subscribers despite being one of the biggest and most profitable shows on AM radio. I'm saying that if very conservative estimates are to be believed, O&A only had a few hundred thousand and he would need only a fraction of that to be making a lot of money from subscribers. I am also saying that even though everyone here mocks him for the race talk, that probably opened him up to the Stormfront demographic and a bigger bracket of retarded truckers.

http://m.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/20/1278989/-Snap-Rush-Limbaugh-s-Radio-Daddy-Clear-Channel-s-Reports-309-Million-In-4th-Quarter-Losses

Rush Limbaugh's broadcasting company has been hemmorhaging money for ages.

Did you ever consider that Rush and Hannity lie about how successful they are?

Also revenue from commercials

He should call it 'Downfall Studios'.

"The Bunker."

Eagle's Nest of Individually Placed Follicles

I don't hate this,....but I didn't laugh either. 6/10

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Yeah, I can see how all that carpeting and hardwood will instantly make the show funnier.

First rate!

I can tell you're so unhappy that the studio actually exists unlike you predicted and that you're so disappointed that you have to settle for just arguing that it won't change anything. I don't even necessarily think the things you say are incorrect but something about the way I see you over a long period of time consistently rooting against a web-based broadcast that you have no personal investment in makes me want to see you hit in the face with the nail removing end of a hammer.

It's just another place for him to be shitty inside of

Chrissakes, it's a fucking podcast. Ari Shaffir records them on the subway, in yankee stadium, in central park, just walking down the street. You don't need a studio for a fucking podcast

You do if you're trying to compensate for shitty content.

What he really needs is one of them 3d cameras

...and to broadcast in 4k!

You need somewhere that is not a fucking basement in long island at the least.

He's building a network of podacasts. I've never watched aris podcast. Anthony relies heavily on a visual element. Everyone here was saying "get a studio" now it's "what's he need a studio for?". There's no pleasing everyone.

Stop comparing what Ant wants to do with what Ari and the rest of the comics who make a living at comedy, are doing. If Ari does a podcast from an alley and it sounds like shit, people just delete it and move on to the next one. This is ant's only income, so (keith and rat) are trying to make it like a real show.

Pic of new set (just posted on FB): http://i.imgur.com/gSWLQqO.jpg

Does a change of address cure racism, pedophilia, alcoholism, and being a piece-o-shit person?

Why don't you move and find out

those things weren't the problem and added content to the show.

problem is when he stopped couching his foibles in jokes.

No but it does give him access to better guests more frequently and hopefully Jim Norton as a full time co-host one day...

While that is true, if he didn't devote 90% of his show/twitter, over the past year, to race then he would get better guests and comedians to come in.

I think that's true to an extent but I think the main problem is that he is really far out of the way. I'm not talking about big name celebrities either btw. Never found those interviews remotely entertaining. Just talking about some of the comics that did OandA regularly who, for the most part, look past Ant's crazy racist bullshit.

I agree, I hate the A-List interviews. I just think that Ant really hurt himself over the past year and any comedian who is worth anything and has a future, may not be so quick to be associated with Anthony Cumia. Hell, a shitty online merch company backed away after googling him.

Well you're definitely not wrong. Most of his sponsors seem like con artists. The only people willing to associate themselves with him lol.

yeah, it's sad

Are you with the Parents Television Council? The thing holding him back is complacency, not being funny.

Looks good. All of the rooms are full of Anthony's humor.

Having walls padded with fabric so close to the heaters is a great idea. Ant is already thinking ahead about burning it down for the insurance money.

Um...those are radiators, not "heaters".

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the next tenants are going to love what he has done with the place.

Management is all in with the new studio

Are they still going to be using the green screen shit? If so, what's the fucking point of any of this.

I don't think they are from what I could tell.

Looks like shit.

I'd like to drop a steaming deuce right on that new flooring

Why doesn't he just get a cheapo Marc Maron/Jay Mohr style setup, do it in his apartment and keep the fancy studio for Long Island, for like special shows? The "visual element" is just so pointless for the money he must be spending

He has a vision! He will not compromise his artistic integrity!

I'm convinced the reason Ant went with the visual element shit is because he wanted to keep his profile somewhat elevated so he could still get the attention of these teenage girls.

I think he did it because he wanted to justify spending 400k on a basement studio and charging 7 bucks per month.

Or just get rid of the apartment, and put a bed in the studio. But, you're right, the visual element is not needed and should be a bonus for he few people who have time to watch the show.

Exactly!

He should've just rented a one bedroom apartment in the city, and did it from the kitchen table. Like 90% of the podcasters out there.

90% of the podcasters out there are shit. Plus, he needs extra cache because his name is toxic. He needs some sort of studio that looks professional - he can't be the guy who got fired for racist tweets then ask comedians to do a show from his kitchen. That's for opening act comics, not millionaires whose only source of income is the show.

Neighbors and to be easy for guests to go there

you guys realize you're bankrupting Ant? Demanding a new studio so he throws all sorts of money into it only to find out it did nothing because it wasn't the studio it was his show all along. You guys really fucked him.

the worlds smallest violin playing just for ant

Wow a clean couple of rooms, one with a hardwood floor! Show can't fail now!

THIS IS IT. THIS IS YOUR LAST SHOT, ANT. BE MORE FUNNY.

This really is his last shot. I suspect that people who subbed for a year, will do a monthly sub, if anything, and wait to see how many great people come through to the new studio.

And that's fair. We should all only sub for a month and if he gives us a hint of his former self eventually give him more. He really needs to earn his real core fans back.

HEAR THAT OLD MAN CUMIA!? WE'RE STILL ON YOUR SIDE! for now...

It would be great if he invested this much effort into the actual show.

Seems like it's been all Keith and Rat. Ant can't be bothered to get up before 3pm.

This.

Ant is the classic example of one who rests on their laurels and is all about completely phoning it in.

He's all about letting "the help" do all the work, content in his belief that as long as he's saying anything into a microphone, it's golden.

He has invested zero effort in this so yeah, basically he has done the same amount of work.

Is he splitting this with Gavin or something? Rent plus construction must be costing a fortune.

Maybe he mortgaged the compound to pay for it.

Can't take out a 4th mortgage

You're mental to think he has paid off his original mortgage

behold w/ wide-eyed splendor and weep 4 salvation lingers on the horizon

once he moves his 'i hate niggers' action figures in things will be poppin 4 sure

I'm trying not to believe my eyes.

Is "the studio" two rooms? And they're not using the one with the windows...for some reason?

Is it the same room we saw before? And they boarded the place shut? Because let's get rid of that eye-pleasing variable light and the feeling of living on earth that it conveys—and we'll key in the fucking basement. So it's the same show but with a bunch of money invisibly draining out behind it somewhere.

If so...

The room with the windows is the control room, stupid.

looks like a pfgtv set

That's pfgtv HD set to you, mister. Wonder if Ant will be offering free papagenos pizzas.

Fish and chips for the syndicated London audience

Nick Carpinelli will be bringing the man on the couch segment to London.

1980?!?!?!?!

that was chuck zito, currently heard on 93.1 the mix out of springfield.

Beat me to it

It doesn't look that good. Where is the jukebox to reflect the camerapeople? Where is the out of place furniture?

So this is going to help him be funny?

Will he be more inclined to rant about race since he has to actually come into the city and see real, live black people?

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It looks like one of those casting couch porn sets.

I wish these 2 assholes weren't so fucking dysfunctional with one another. This could have been the new Opie and Anthony Show studio.

Even dividing it between the three of them (plus expenses/producers) there would be more money to be made using the brand.

Fucking jerkoffs.

Still possible

Infinitely harder now. I would absolutely support it.

Like when the contract is up, somehow jimmy and tits come to Ant's studio. I dunno they like money.

Wait, you want Opie back?

Weirdo.

Yeah, I do. Nothing on radio beats the three of them together.

I really don't like the color of the fake hardwood floor. I'm not sure why all the electrical is on the outside of the walls either. Looks like a welfare studio imeo

Gotta spend money to make money. good luck!

I can only pray that Anthony does better once he's in the new studio. Truth be told, I'm not a big fan of TACS, and I was shocked to see how horribly he bombed during the Big Jay roast. None of my visions foretold that. I can only hope that was God trying to give Anthony a wake up call.

Let's look at the finance part of this...

Average office space in NYC is in the neighborhood of $50 sq/ft. Given the pictures posted, it looks like it's at least 5,000 sq ft. That'd make rent alone $250,000 a year, PLUS utilities, PLUS equipment, PLUS construction (unless that was folded into the lease sq/ft price), PLUS whatever additional staff he'd need, PLUS having to sign a 3-5 year minimum term lease.

So this means one of two things:

1) Anthony has tons of money in the bank even with his reckless lavish lifestyle and still has no problem dumping a couple million dollars into a sinking ship with no real revenue and no one here knows what they're talking about.

2) Anthony's subscriber numbers (and growth trend) are high enough to justify dumping a couple million dollars into a studio, still live his reckless lavish lifestyle and no one here knows what they're talking about.

3) It's only 2,000 sq ft, only requires a 1-2 year lease, limited additional equipment and staff given he'd probably move the majority of what he has to the main office, thus a much smaller investment than your estimate. Not quite the risk you mention, and a more likely middle ground between having endless subscribers and being a sinking ship.

Or, mr real estate guy, maybe he went the turn key option so he doesn't need to construct or lease long term.

at least 5000 sq ft??! You crazy?

I see plenty of things in those photos that actually will improve comedy, creativity, insight and all the other aspects that are apart of a compelling and entertaining progruuum,

Oh, wait. No I don't

The Jimi Hendrix analogy rings true:

Give the man the cheapest shit guitar you can find and a tin microphone and he is still amazing.

Talent makes the magic, not the gear.

If it brings more funny people to show, great. Otherwise this looks like an epic way to burn your cash.

That heavy thing with the hard plastic wheels looks like it really belongs on hard wood floors.

where's the studio at ?

If Jim Norton is in there with him at least one night a week, I will sub. I don't give a fuck what the studio looks like. Opie Radio sucks ass, so does TACS. Jimmy and Anthony were 100% the humor in the O&A show.

You'll be lucky if he throws that trainwreck of a show a bone by doing it once a month.

Funny, jimmy said himself that he would do the show a whit load more if it were in the city.

What do you want of all this? Do you like Opie radio? Do you like Jim Norton on Opie radio?

There is now a dawgshed-esque element of "point of no return"-hatred towards Anthony here, as evidenced by the upvotes for gsbird's comment, the downvotes for yours, as well as the glee with which this sub pounced on Ant's bombing at the Big Jay roast, and his refusal to acknowledge the bombing.

Even if Anthony manages to claw himself out of the hole he's dug for himself, some people will keep trying to throw him back in it. And even if things do start to go well (funny) for TACS, there will always be something to complain about, and you can bet it will be, disproportionately.

It's pointless to try to reason with this mentality; some people need to hate Anthony from now on, no matter what he does. To a portion of O&A's (former) fan base, it's completely immaterial what Anthony does from now on; he's on the "hate" list, and he ain't gettin' off it.

Anthony himself said he wants to do a morning show to compete against Opie. Guess what that means?

Last I heard, he was asking what others thought of it. It's the stupidest thing ever if he wants tondo that, he's not on the radio. The only last hope I am holding out for is Jim and Anthony together even once a week. Otherwise, Opie radio and TACS are complete abortions.

Why does this comment have so many down votes? Do people not want to see Ant and Jim do shows together?

Looks boss. This fan boy's fingers are crossed .

I understand all of the hate in here, I guess. But shit, if Ant's willing to make a serious effort to put this together, get some fresh guests, etc., etc., maybe this will pull him out of the rabbit hole he's been diving into.

I don't agree with a lot of the man's politics, but I used to really like hearing him talk about them.

I wish him the best.

Edit: Oh wait. I forgot where I was: "Fuck Ant roast bomb nigger shit bitch-tits Opie shells cancer Jimmy cunt!"

What is the effort - paying some money? Someone posted a link to keith's pericsope of the studio and he made a point to say that it was a special day because ant was up before 12pm - that's NOT effort. I hope will help him out and the show will change direction, but I suspect that it will be the same Jaws references and racial stuff, just in NYC.

How long have they been teasng the NYC studio.. ? Doesn't he know all it does draw attention and build expectation?

Anthony is at his best when he has someone to bounce off of so this change of address should only help his show and I think he's aware of this. Kudos to him for investing in his show

I hope this doesn't bankrupt him. What part of NYC is this?

I read where they are setting up four camera shots.. that will be TONS better than what he is doing now.

That's what the show needs more angles to view Ants jackson pollock face.

Yeah, we'll be able to see him rant and drool from four different angles

Great, we can see his pock marks from all sides.

I doubt if it will take years.

I already said that cocksucka!

While the show may be shit(I agree), this loser made millions of dollars every year for about 15 years.

He won't be knocking tin anytime soon. I doubt he ever needs to work again.

You'll be lucky if he throws that trainwreck of a show a bone by doing it once a month.

Anthony himself said he wants to do a morning show to compete against Opie. Guess what that means?

I'd like to drop a steaming deuce right on that new flooring

Nick Carpinelli will be bringing the man on the couch segment to London.

What an ultimatum!

I'm with you. Time to start treating this like a job and not something that takes up the time between drinking and daddy/daughter role-playing with Dani. And PLEASE stop catering to the live audience (beer fetching listeners who became ant's closest friends). They are 60+ year old miserable men who will burst an artery laughing at every Jaws reference you throw out there.

Why does this comment have so many down votes? Do people not want to see Ant and Jim do shows together?

I never said it was not possible. I am saying that it is very likely he has quite a sum of money considering the MILLIONS he was paid. Yes, we all know he lives life nigger rich, but it is not all that crazy of a lifestyle. The taxes are nuts in that area, but not all that bad.

I am assuming that he has his house paid for, so I could be completely wrong. Even factoring in the ex wife/whore taking a couple million, the pool, the shelby, the theater.....he has made millions. Assuming everything was paid for in full, he could maintain that setup for maybe 1,000,000 for the rest of his life. Fuck, he is almost old enough to do a reverse mortgage as a senior citizen ;)