Happy 47th Birthday, Jimmy! Wait- Jimmy is Forty-Seven??

23  2015-07-19 by BoboOrban6

Dat don't make no sense!

27 comments

yaaahh maan...and he's been clean sober for 45 of those yrs!

That tit milk addiction was eating away at him but he's in rehab now and getting better.

honestly probably more like 46 and two thirds.

He should have a beer to celebrate.

If I made it to 47 after being sober for 40 years, I would start drinking.

have a drink of dis here pecka joose

He's 47 years young

4 or 7...shuurrrree

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i thought he would have succumbed to aids long ago. have a drink and call the FBI Jimmy!

No he's 57 years young

Be 58 in March...

Happy birthday Yimmy! Gimme those ribs!

You!

Congratulations Jimmy, the hot soup can is half full!

I wonder how many trannies he will fuck tonight?

The weight loss made him look like a 61 year old lesbian.

Happy birthday, you meaty breasted fuck!

I know today's his actual birthday, but were did the whole "happy birthday Jimmy" thing come from?

I think he just always used to say it was his birthday when it wasn't.

something to do with o and a having a thing a long time ago where they told people when they call other radio stations to start the calls with wanting to say happy birthday to jim norton, and it just got out of control, I guess i dont know for sure though

Black Sabbath and KISS...Of course he is 47.

It doesn't fit.

Nobody got into Kiss and Sabbath when Music from the Elder and Born Again were out. 47-year-olds have sweet backseat memories soundtracked by Dokken, not by last-guy-in-bellbottoms rock.

An older boy must have held sway over little Jimmy.

Oh I think Jimmy has plenty of dockin' memories.

He was buttfucked in a stairwell when he was a kid, or at least an attempt was made.

I'm a couple years younger than Jim and me and my friends were "into" kiss when we were 7 or so, Detroyer era. I grew out of it by 10 or so but it's not unthinkable that he was listening to kiss as a wee lad.

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How old is Bruce Jenner?

Old enough to fuck.