An open and honest discussion about roast

45  2015-07-18 by maynardsabeast

  • 99% of the fans told him he bombed

  • Jimmy calls up and the first words out of his mouth are "I had a poor quality video on my phone". Not "dude you absolutely didn't bomb, I was laughing my ass off". Jim gave himself an out right away.

  • caller tells him he bombed, his employees instantly jump in and defend him, Ant then says "SEE"

  • plays a 1 minute highlight reel out of the 10 minutes of awful. The highlight reel contains the most hacky race jokes ever and exactly 1 legit funny joke about Soder stealing his seat (a joke that has been made approximately 76 x on O&J)

  • had the easiest target in the world (Joe Derosa) and couldn't come up with one zinger

  • All his friends and fellow comics felt so bad they had to go online and throw him a pity party

  • While defending himself he couldn't even play any of the bad jokes. EVERYONE tells him he sucked and while denying it he couldn't even acknowledge, observe, or mention the material. It's either sneaky or ultimate delusion. #ANTHILLS

  • the minute he gets off the stage the host (Gomez) literally says how bad and awkward it was

The whole playing of 1/10th of his set and saying "SEE" was the most pathetic part. Imagine what Ant would be saying if MSNBC was covering a 10 minute urban riot and played 1 minute or prayer and a guy helping another guy up off the floor, and ignored the other 9 minutes of destruction and violence. Then went on to talk about the peaceful protest and strength of the community. I wonder how he would feel about that

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If Ant was able to laugh about the fact that he bombed, he would gain back so much respect. The other day I watched the VideOandA clip where they took apart a terrible comic on an old '80s TV show and it was hilarious. Imagine if he did that to himself, and even got Jimmy, Vos or whoever to take part, they could have played it back on his show and played some of the old audio drops and it would have been hilarious.

But, he has become so insecure and sensitive to any criticism that he refuses to even admit that he bombed, let alone have fun with it. Plus, if he laughed about it, then everyone else would be able to. There wouldn't have to be these forced Twitter responses and phone calls from Luis J. Gomez and Jimmy. They don't want to have to placate this old man, Luis and Soder jump on people in an instant when they bomb on YKWD - but they have to tell Ant that he didn't to appease him. They must hate that.

Even more frustrating is that, after so many years with Jim, he hasn't learned the value of self-deprecation. How many times did Jimmy turn a joke around and get a laugh after bombing by acknowledging that it didn't work? Even callers would get a laugh when they said "...oh no, I'm panicking - punching out."

If he just initially admitted that he bombed on his show, then all of the criticism and mockery on here would probably stop. But now, even if he admitted it, it wouldn't matter. We've all seen how phony and overly sensitive he's become, and how the people he's surrounded himself with will tell him anything.

Hell, even Opie was able to laugh when they all watched his old demo reel on the show.

Ehhhh, Opie has to have a 20-year grace period before he'll take a ball-busting with grace. He would never tolerate a real evisceration of something he did recently.

I would subscribe for a month just to watch Jimmy, Vos, and Bobby eviscerate that terrible 9 minute set for 3 and a half hours

Here's an example of how charming Ant was when he acknowledged a bomb, while Jimmy is delightfully laughing:

https://youtu.be/tIw5yVMaPkY?t=2377 (39:37)

His level of denial is so embarrassing .
Both for who he is and especially how he acted during the roast.

He nervously tags at least 50% of his jokes with No?....... Too real?........Alright?......That's a good one...Was that it?...That's that one...It's hilarious! etc

There's one episode of PFG TV they watched where Scorch bombs in nearly the same way, repeating punchlines, mentioning it being a tough crowd. The only difference is Scorch is likable because he's blissfully unaware and does charity work.

I never bombed brother.

Yeah, you tell 'em Scorch!

Charity? You didn't know that all of the proceeds ant made off the roast went towards sponsoring some eastern european orphans to come live with him in the compound, did you?

an open and honest discussion isn't cherry picking the only 40 seconds in about 9 minutes where he didn't bomb and going "SEE!?"

Yeah, we see that you are lying. This is like Opie putting up a shortened version of Fez impersonating him that omitted Fez's best lines. The more disturbing thing is him being deluded enough that he doesn't even realize he bombed and that in his own mind he was "really strong for my first time."

all of ant's honest discussions involve cherry picking and twisting reality

Yeah, we see that you are lying.

That's what I can't figure out. The selective editing of the clip says "My feelings are hurt, and I'm lying," but his tone for the whole episode says, "I honestly think I did well and can't believe how unreasonable everyone is being."

Ant's a sensitive baby. The people were already turning on him before this Bombing Bonanza. So little spaghetti boys guard was already up and he can't take it. He thought he was the untouchable golden boy of the O&A crowd for the past year... Say what you will about Opie, but he's taken the horrific poundings much better than Ant, and some would say he's even become more self aware and laughs at himself more because of it.

Here's hoping this culminates in Ant crying on air.

Crying might be good for Ant. His entire life since age 13 has been attempting to not be "pissy eyes."

Official word from the compound. http://cdn.meme.am/instances2/500x/807387.jpg

Jimmy calls up and the first words out of his mouth are "I had a poor quality video on my phone". Not "dude you absolutely didn't bomb, I was laughing my ass off". Jim gave himself an out right away.

Good timing on his part to call Ant asap, before the bad quality one disappears completely and all anyone is watching is the good quality one.

I could smell the flop sweat through the computer speakers.

Denying it is the same sort of behavior we shit on Opie for, and many of us though he was past.

But with hangers on, and yes men, and no one around him to tell him, "No, that sucks" or " stop bringing that up every day, you are beating a dead horse"

Instead he gets, great show Ant! I am gonna go for a dip, and make myself a drink, can I borrow the credit card later, I want to go shopping, you are so fucking talented.

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Anthony is no longer in media or the "entertainment" business. He does a podcast and hocks as seen on tv product's from his house. He needs to maybe go on free to air radio or make his podcast free and try and make money that way. How many people do you think actually know who he is at this point?

One of the best and most real jokes of the roast was Soders about Ant being a grandfather of comedy "once he revealed how racist he was we ignored him and let him die"

I wonder what's up with him. Maybe the firing has made him become so unapologetic that he can't even acknowledge when he's actually wrong on something, like if he bombed or not. A shame.

He's turned into Opie.

All I wanna know is where can I get a pair of those 1984 leather gloves Ant was rockin.

They are from the Andrew Dice Clay collection

Everyone was rocking them. It was a joke on Big Jay.

Jimmy's defense was pathetic, and inspiring. Hopefully he is lining up for the co-host spot.

O&J is horrible, Jimmy solo is pretty rough, and the last time I laughed at TACS was when Ant was sick and cammed from the bedroom while Jimmy hosted.

I loved Jimmy 10 years ago, even 2 years ago, but he has stagnated as a comic. I hope he's taking a year of Sirius money to get comfortable and get himself together.

If he has a shred of artistic integrity, he will move on from that wreck and salvage TACS.

I loved Jimmy 10 years ago, even 2 years ago, but he has stagnated as a comic.

Nah, man. Have you heard any of his tranny material? It's HIGH-larious!

got laughs, flubbed some lines, some jokes didn't land

I don't think bombing means what you think it means

r u mad or nah?

bomb or not the narrative has already been decided, we media now

I personally enjoyed the Derosa homes/holmes joke.

I did too, but he delivered it like shit and even if he delivered it well it still wouldn't have saved the set.

Dan Soder should learn Japanese so he can do the backstage vignette MMA voice over work with his deep monster voice, am I right Kyle Maynard or am I right?

Isn't Kyle Maynard a fighter with no arms or legs? I don't know, I don't get it? I do know that whatever it is you went for right there went over like Ants roast though

Similar to Jim and Ant someone wasn't a fan of Pride FC even though they proudly wear the brand.

BTW, jumping on this bandwagon for acceptance is beneath even you, you'll get 110 alt accounts agreeing with you but gain no deeper understanding.

Ps I don't grovel for approval here. I am the king of the downvote round these parts. I often defend Opie. Not cuz I think he's talented but because I think Ant is human garbage and Opie took a beating for a year and Ant encouraged the fans to keep at it. I don't hate Ant either but his fans are truly a rotten bunch

Bro.....there was never a Kyle Maynard is Pride. Da fuck u talkin bout? And trust me I'm not jumping on a bandwagon, and trust me the Ant hate is real. You would have to be a pretty big ball washer to think that Ants only being attacked by "fake accounts"

No, Kyle Maynard wasn't a Pride alumni, that you're correct. But if you ever watched the SKY PerfecTV! broadcast or even youtube videos you'd understand how well Dan Soder would fit into that role of deep voice gaijin. Perhaps you didn't watch MMA during the kakutogi boom. Shame really, the best years.

Ok yeah I didn't get what you were saying. I thought it was a jab (is it?) still not sure how you're coming at me, I'm kinda just circling you and throwing lethargic jabs trying to figure out distance and a gameplan. Basically what I'm sayin my is I know my MMA bro, and although i do not own a Pride shirt, I totally could

What was Giant Silva's fighting style listed as?

I just looked it up. That's fucking hilarious. Fucking Pride

Just so you know, I didn't downvote you, I just upvoted you. I've probably downvoted about 10 times in the past year and in most instances feel guilty about it and reverse. While this behavior is a minor problem the transition from people attempting humor to serious ideologue analysis is slightly more irksome.

I have some creepy, basement dwelling stalkers that follow me around, I'm used to it and I don't care. I'm cool with most people in here even If I disagree with them. It's the ones that use their anonymity to wish death upon Opies family, or take Ants (typically) legit race stances and jokes to another level of pure and true racism, or label absolutely antrhing they disagree with as SJW and are basically the dumbest, most hypocritical, mental midgets on earth, or just overall Internet cunts that clearly have mental problems and live with their parents that I usually clash heads with.

I downvote people. Only cuz I know it really gets to some of them. Like losing a life in a video game levels of agony for them. But if I did it to you it's only cuz I thought you were gonna be a cunt and if I did I probably only did it once or twice (and I'm honestly not sure if I did or not)

Doof-jitsu? No clue.

Well at least you didn't just google it. The correct answer would be 'Basketball'. Either which way support who you want, the only thing that should triumph is humor and not sophistry, the O&A way.

What in the fuck is going on here.

just having a bit of a mma credential chinwag, while maynardsabeast is an older concern troll at least he didn't praise his posts with alt accounts.

Are you a stand up comic? Have you done a roast? Ask any comic...most had help with their roast jokes, but Ant did it all by his lonesome. That takes balls. Did he bomb? Fuck yeah. But motherfucker tried at least.

And honestly, if he admitted he bombed, you fucking losers would trash that too.

No we wouldn't

Shit, that was too real for me. Punching out!

I think Ant was even braver then Caithlyn Jenner to do the stand up. Seriously I think it just this: a guy who did stand up for the first time. He might or might not do it again, but I admire him trying it. As Jimmy , Vos, Bob Kelly etc have said before it takes years to become a good stand up comedian.

Reading one-liners off your phone at a podium is considered stand-up these days?

Agree he wasn't very well prepared.