wow that made me laugh, fucking brilliant, "Eyes: Pissy"

10/10.

If I think I see him, do I go up and say "Are you the TACS $6.95/month fugitive?"

"The TACS $6.95/month fugitive is all about fresh thinking, and healthy eating, visit the Pita Pit"

"I love and cherish my family, just don't serve them Spaghetti."

Even if everyone on this sub blew you, you still wouldn't receive all the accolades you deserve.

We should all try...just for research.

That could be the best compliment I've ever heard.

Home run cocksucka.

OYB NOT BOMBING ALLLLLL RIGHT?

IT WUS A LO MIKED CROUD AWLRIGHT.

Also love that he's 57

And that he's fuckin' 5'9. No wonder he feels compelled to hide behind his arsenal. He's a geriatric dago rodent.

There was a show in 2000 where a girl came in and Anthony asked how tall she was, and when she said she was 5'7" he said "Wow, you're a tall girl."

Makes sense that the black working girl in Times Square took him so easily. For her it was like swatting mosquitoes.

Well people shrink as they get older. He was 5'10" last year.

57 years young.

Perfect

Hahaha holy shit, this is my favorite one.

"Skilled knife fighter."

Yeah half of those stats were Colin Quinn jokes at Anthony.

EDIT: Somewhere in here. It's all pretty funny though.

LOL @ eyes and hair

Can I get this as a poster for my wall?

hoodies up yo, definitely the best.

Last known whereabouts: Corsica. Was seen with a large female, possibly of Tibetan descent.

Bawby?

Jesus Christ this is good.

Fucking hilarious!

Ants bombing has seriously brought the best out of this sub, before it people were patting themselves on the back for thinking they were edgy calling users "faggots" or "niggers".

Hush niggerfaggot.

Louie CK, ladies and gentlemen!

Well, he didn't say "retarded", so it could be 50/50

Wrong, I'm not Louie.

no no no no im not louie.

thanks lady di

Hey Lady Di, I love your show on FX!

This really has been a great couple of days.

To the O&A users with talent, please keep em coming.

I havnt laughed at any original content until Ants bombing.

*foochative

The hair thing got me. Nice work.

I wanna be on the roast awlright.

post of the year

Tweet it to Ant. If Ol' Pissyeyes has a sense of humor left he'll find it funny.

Haha! Very good sir

This is better than the thousand Opie photoshops ...haha

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ME: THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE LINE! vurrry good.

These are great! Keep em coming!

Even Anthony himself couldn't help but love this.

Edit: Also, can we throw this into the sidebar mix?

Is anyone bombarding his twitter asking if he's the TACS $6.95/mo Fugitive? Well done Viral Spiral!

You know, I think this might be one of the only times in O&A-related history that a fan-made image has gotten me to laugh. Brav-fuckin'-o.

never laughed at the jocktober-related facebook raids?

He stole the "S" from "TACS"

Now they just call it TAC[garbled static]

DOB should say 1961(?)

This should be added to the sidebar pics.

Well Done Hat

Shut it down. Game over.

Reminds me of something that would show up on a Jocktober page. You are one funny bastard.

Great poster, but you failed to mention that he also ran a sex trafficking ring in Corsica.

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The hunt for the fugitive continues..

That's fucking great!

Images like this is why the internet was invented.

This is a thing of beauty

brilliant.

Haha this cracked me the fuck up

brillant

This is great, well done.

so much depth, so many layers

i saw him getting beat up by a black transexual screaming about having a gun, in the early AM one time, he was saying something about photographing the architecture.

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I don't know if I like the eyes or hair better.

I prefer to consider him a Corsican pimp than a Tunisian knife fighter.

I'm guessing there's some drama I missed?

Grown men who have attractive wives and make money in life don't obsess about entertainment people.

Boo hoo fucking baby

What do you like to do in your free time queer?

What do YOU do for a living, character?

Are you serious? Its a joke.

Then how did you get here?

"The TACS $6.95/month fugitive is all about fresh thinking, and healthy eating, visit the Pita Pit"