Who is @amyschumer? Why is she being force-fed on population?

14  2015-07-16 by phlammo

110 comments

They wanted us to like the gays so every straight guy on T.V had to act kind of gay, but that was the joke, you see. Now they want us to think homely rubenesque woman are "real woman" that 300 lb woman are curvy and not at health risk.

But white people are still the devil and the only people to have slaves.

Sad thing is this propaganda works

Yeah, MAAAANNNN! I'm telling you, this disinformation shit works!

I'm mindfucking these donkeys!

Oh Puss.

Yeah dont you see, its the PC cops/ SJWs running an absolute muck which is resulting in the pussifacation of America.

Totally, dude. One day the people are gonna have ENOUGH! and break these PCSJW chains that bind them!!!11! MAAAAANNNN!

There is no disinformation program.

*white christian males are the devil

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cancer of the world

To be fair, christians are idiots.

*tips fedora*

Hahaha.

Le Reddit

I dunno man, I find her hot but I've been fucking girls of all sizes even during the gay forcefeeding time period.

I am with you.

she's got that whole "i may as well be attracted to her cause i know she'd definitely fuck me" type vibe

But white people are still the devil and the only people to have slaves.

No pride in being what you are anymore. And they wonder why everyone is depressed.

I never found her whole slut thing funny.

But I will say if I had to choose over Amy or the kill-joy of a frump, Lena Dunham for the media to fawn over and make a big deal. I would choose Amy any day.

That Dunham gal is a big zero in my book.

Agreed. But Dunham did get raped by a republican named barry...

No she didn't, but she DID rape her baby sister for a decade.

It's just natural!

Sssshhhhuuuuuurrreee......

Hey, shtop makin fun of me!

Oh, Uncle Paul...!

I (seriously) wonder if the fact her sister is now an open dyke had anything to do with this.

I'd bet money it is.

GQ airbrush guy made 20% of his income working overtime on this one.

Every picture where she looks mildly attractive she is either doing the open-mothed shock face, an extreme duck face or sucking on something because it pulls her cheeks/jowls in enough that her face almost resembles a normal woman's at rest. I'm unsure of whether it's the photographers who are suggesting she makes these faces, Amy herself realizing that she has the mug of a rottweiler, or if it's a totally unspoken phenomenon that everybody realizes must be done to make her presentable.

The mug of miss piggy.

Very observant of you. There is this chunky chick on my facebook feed and every one of her photos she's oddly posing with something near her mouth - usually food or a snack or a holding something up to kiss. It's obvious its for the jaw line/cheeks. Stupid bitch.

We're in an era where frumpy fours popping their acrid pussies in front of the United States of America is seen as a revolutionary thing.

So empowered.

Huffington Post actually ran a "article" about that flatso from Girls posting a selfie in her bra, because "she can."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRNX6XJOeGU

This speech is actually relevant if you replace gene science with feminism.

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I blame the Heeb Mafia.

She got nominated for Best Actress Emmy today. Shit, the best episode of her show, she wasn't even in (the 12 angry men parody DiPaolo killed it) . Christ this is a perfect example of jamming someone down your throat and you start to dislike them because of the overexposure.

BTW, Louie got nominated for best comedy and he got nominated for best actor AGAIN. His show was borderline terrible this season and his acting is fine but come on. Every season nominated and winning Emmys? After season 3 these are reputation based nominations. Christ and Louis got nominated for hosting SNL even tho it was basically a disaster. Lol he is a critical darling even when he turns in shit.

Ooh how titillating, teasing us with that moley potato gut.

I think she is pretty smoking hot.

She is but you're not allowed to say that here.

I think she's hot too. But apparently everyone here thinks you need to be an anorexic, straight out of Auschwitz looking twig otherwise you're 300 lbs and disgusting like Amy Schumer.

straight out of Auschwitz!

Crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube

I wish there were still lines like this on either show

Nah I used to think she's hot too but she's really let herself go to shit after getting some fame and that picture is immensely flattering. Plus its fun to shit on people for being fat even though you'd still fuck em in a second. She just needs to be slightly less of a greedy pig and she'd look great again.

This is what she looks like in the cold light of day.

http://i2.wp.com/radaronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/amy-schumer-beach-bikini-pp.jpg?resize=800%2C450

I don't know why, but that tramp stamp makes me lose respect for her as a comic. It's so white trash, like Joe Rogan's sleeves. If I see a guy with sleeve tattoos come on stage, I know it's time to take a piss.

A lot of her legs are cropped out of this version of these pics too which even makes it kinda flattering cause they are a lumpy fuckin disaster and a broad's fuckin stems are supposed to be some of their sexiest assets

Or she's not hot

I know this probably isn't the place for this type of opinion. But to act like she is being force fed, but when a male comic blows up and has alot of success quick no one thinks they are being force fed. It's sexist.

Same as when you bring up Joan Rivers being funny and everyone says she looks gross.

Gimme a up break. She is funny.

Yeah, people said Joan Rivers looked gross because she was a woman, not because she went wayyy overboard with the plastic surgery... No one would ever dare say anything like that that about a man!

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How often does someone bring up a male comic and the response is about how they look? Never. Your example sucks shit.

People bring up how talented Mickey Rourke is, only to have people shit on his looks constantly. Since you're such a literal douche, here's a male comic who gets shit on for being ugly constantly

Who did you link? I couldn't follow it. Carrot Top?

Yeah, it's Carrot Top.

Idiot. The go to with him is props or steroids. Not how ugly he is. Keep reaching.

Go back and watch the roast with him in it, almost every comment is about his looks. You argue like a Tumblr user by the way, keep moving those goalposts. I've given you two different men who are constantly shit on for their looks, and its just finger in ear la la la cant hear you. you're wrong, good day sir.

I don't even understand what Tumblr user means. You have barked up the wrong tree.

You are the one jumping through hoops to justify calling Joan gross in response to someone saying she is funny.

once again, moving them goal posts. Never did i justify calling her gross. Saying mean things about a woman doesn't necessarily make it sexist. tactless? sure. The same thing said about her is said about everyone who goes too far with the plastic surgery. which was my initial point, since you seemed to miss it.

Joan also hosted a million "hot or not" award shows and had a tv show completely centered on how people look. Joan is a bad example for this. More people associate Joan Rivers with her tv shows than her stand up career.

Ant.

There has been a lot of threads this week specifically focused on the troubling, sickly appearance of one male comic...

I don't think she is being force fed, I think she is funny but you hear that about male entertainers all the time. Michael Cera, Seth Seth Rogen, Will Ferrell just to name a few. We love to bitch bout people we like that are working and in things

I don't think she is being force fed

I heard she actually has quite an appetite.

I see what you did there and you are a hero

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I don't have an issue with her success but I fail to see how she's any different from the million other female comedians out there. She talks about her vagina and "how gross she is" and she makes racist jabs she now has to apologize for. She just falls back on all the classic women comic cliches. Her gross body is why she's getting so much attention. It's like that frump from Girls that's always naked. People love a proud mess which is why that nasty obese Tess Munster is so popular right now. If Amy looked like Whitney Cummings she'd have the same career as Whitney. A failed show and 2 lines in a movie every other year.

Eww, this comment gave me the douche chills.....u do realize a dozen people commented on Louis ck in the exact same way. Kevin hart was shoved down our throats, Dane cook, Louis ck, and now amy.

She is was funny.

I saw her pre-o&a. I assure you she stunk then.

I thought we were talking about Joan.

My mistake. Thought you meant amy. Sure, Joan is dead now.

Calm down.

All clear.

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Agreed. She is the funniest girl I know of. SO relax.

It's a fat chick that talks about sex and dicks. They all get their minute on prime time out of sympathy. #Lampanelli

She seems to be in the cycle that Lena Dunham was in 2 years ago. And I, atleast, think Amy is way better in every way than Lena Dunham

ITT: A bunch of Roland-sized trainwrecks pretend they wouldn't angrily cram one of her meaty tits in their mouth if they had the chance

lol i know, shes the perfect type of chubby girl, i would love to dress her up in a birthday hat and feed her cake naked, you virgins know nothing.

one of her lumpy tits

Ftfy, playboy.

Real talk though how many XXXL O&A shirts do you own

Real talk, medium but don't own any O&A shirts. Don't get so defensive, I didn't say I wouldn't fuck the cabbage patch kid faced frump, white knighting queer.

Tss yea u would. U'd fuck dat cabbage eater in ur mudda's basament tsssss

Fudge yea I'd fawk her so hard I'd make her scream her god damn fawking lungs out.

Im a white straight male.

You couldnt imagine my struggle.

I'm a straight white women.

You couldn't imagine how oppressed I am.

I'm only half white so I gotta imagine how hard you guys have it.

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other straight white males allow mud people in because other straight white males are too lazy to work some of these jobs, while other straight white males are too greedy to pay higher wages

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I don't get it. Why is Jabba wearing Leia's slave outfit? Is this some sort of expanded universe "What If" story?

Tss holy fuckin shit YOU SHOULD BE ON THE RADIO SHOW DATS FUCKIN GOLD

FAWKIN HOME RUN RITE?

I've had mixed feelings about Amy recently but after seeing her appearance on the Graham Norton Show I think Amy deserves all of the accolades she's getting; she was absolutely fantastic: hilarious, very comfortable, comfortable in her own skin. Check it out:
https://youtu.be/w7OuBsWZFrk

The stuff right around where they're talking about her falling in front of Kanye is hilarious. I can't remember the last time I laughed at O&AorJ like that. Maybe never for O&J.

She clearly came from some sort of cabbage patch.

She's funny, her shows funny, her movies getting good reviews and looks funny. She's loyal friends to all our favorite comics. You guys are way too obsessed with "SJW" (you basically call anything you disagree with or made by a female "SJW") a lot of the people here that run their mouth anonymously and brutally bash celebs and people like Amy are so thick you don't realize that YOU are the actual proof that misogyny online is real. (I felt dirty typing that but it's true with a lot of you) the Schumer hatred makes absolutely no sense to me

I don't like her because she's an unfunny one trick pandering dork that writes self indulgent bullshit about her grooowth and jooourney. Doesn't help that she apologized for a perfectly acceptable racial joke. Basically, everything you wouldn't accept from one of our favorite male comics (which ironically shows your own misogyny). The fact that you bring up misogyny as a deflection and complain about the complaints of sjw's show's me how unreasonably protective some people are just because she has a cunt. Which, by the way, wouldn't be brought up so much if she wasn't constantly talking about her cunt. You find her funny, fine - I don't. But don't pretend it's because I hate women, there are funny women. Amy isn't one of them.

Look at the comments in here. It's exactly her "12 Angry Men" sketch. Which was fucking hilarious by the way

She looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Upvote. You're the first person other than myself I've heard comment on this.

She isn't full blown but does have some facial features that are indicative of fetal alcohol syndrome. Namely her thin upper lip and a fairly indistinct philtrum. In some pictures I've seen of her (non-photoshopped?) she also appears to have pretty pronounced inner epicanthal folds.

Its fairly apparent Amy's mom did some measure of drinking while she was pregnant with her.

I like her, I've always liked her, but I feel like she's getting over-exposed at the moment. And it's driving me nuts how she inadvertently became this "symbol of feminism" and equality, the second she hit she was appropriated and labeled and made an agenda of by any necessary party/minority/focus group. She's just a comic, fuck off.

I read one review of Trainwreck on RT yesterday that criticized the movie because Amy's character "wasn't transgressive enough." Ridiculous. If you have a vagina and you're famous, now you have to have a "cause."

Women don't want to watch women who are attractive. It's the reason that Meg Ryan and Kate Hudson became movie stars.

What awful examples. Both are/ were babes.

Yeah, both are very fuckable.

She was just on NPR, and mentioned Chip Chipperson. (Im lying about the Chip part tho.Whatevz)

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"I'm kind of fat and frumpy but I still feel confident and attractive"

  • Amy Schumer

AH! "Force" fed, I get it!

They photoshop the fuck out her.. wow

She use to be funny on o&a when she was not so famous but now the fame is getting to her head and she's a annoying beast. She's the female Dane cook. Her movie will do mediocrely at the box office, hollywood we'll not want to invest money or time into this bitch, and she'll fade away because the hype outweighed the heavy bitches talent. Just give her a year folks. Then we'll have another annoying bitch to take her slot. Me thinks Eliza Schlesinger

I don't give a snickerdoodle how she looks. Her looks are fine, if just incredibly average and uninteresting. It's everything else about her that sucks. I never found her to be particularly funny. Her material is the same tired slut schtick that has been done to death by much funnier women and that's all she's got. She's being praised for being in a movie where she plays herself.

I don't hate her as a person. I see her the same now as I did several years ago - a somewhat amusing slut schtick comedian. That's all. All of this attention is probably being thrust onto her and she's probably just answering questions they ask and trying not to ruin her career by saying something retarded. She's comfortable being average looking. That's fine. Good for her. It's these dumb girly magazines that are obsessing over this shit. If I somehow got famous and people kept asking me all kinds of shit about my average looks and my thoughts on this and that, I'd be inclined to answer, as well. And knowing that my career is starting to get huge, I also wouldn't say anything to try and fuck that up. She seems more to me like she's caught up in this whirlwind and going with the flow because the powers that be decided that she is next in line to be the "it" girl. I don't see it. Most people here don't see the big deal about her at all, but whatever. I can't knock her for trying to get to that Kevin Hart level.

I'm still convinced she threw "Shade" at Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney when he called her out for the studio "appropriating" a picture of Sweet Dee for the Trainwreck poster. It was subtle but an obsessed loser like me has time to read between the stuff between the stuff between the lines. I'm Team Sunny.

I know a team of 14 people spent 3000 man hours making that cover, but fuck she's hot in that one

Naaaaawt funny. Naaaaawt attactive.

She's just a fat, unfunny pig and I hope she's approaching peak fame soon.

Because she's Jewish.

Frumpy mess not even fucking funny

Real talk, medium but don't own any O&A shirts. Don't get so defensive, I didn't say I wouldn't fuck the cabbage patch kid faced frump, white knighting queer.

I wish there were still lines like this on either show