Lets roast Anthony Cumia

7  2015-07-16 by Ant_Sucks

I know we're not professional comics but that didn't stop Anthony from stinking. I'll start.

I'm not saying Anthony makes a racist show, but the more I watch the more I think I hate Italians.

15 comments

24  SpudsCuckley 2015-07-16

Ant hasn't experienced sucking that painfully since his girlfriend first got braces. Get it? Because he's a pedo.

What's the matter.. Too real?

16  CowsAreCurious 2015-07-16

It's interesting that Anthony hates coal burners considering he's fucked so many minors.

14  ib--90 2015-07-16

Hes a got such a big peckah I want to suck it

4  moses2005 2015-07-16

Fawkin home run

9  kevin121312 2015-07-16

Ant is so ugly, he can only get prescription-pill addicted girls who like money and meeting celebs.

What, too real?

8  Mejiax55 2015-07-16

If I had a dollar for every racist joke or remark Anthony made. Id be nigga rich.

7  Snake_____86 2015-07-16

It's bad enough he's got oily pockmarked skin, but he's wearing a clown wig.

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6  moses2005 2015-07-16

Anthony has made more fathers be ashamed of their daughters than the guy from the casting couch videos.

5  Jockel76 2015-07-16

Hey Ant, Opie called, the AC in his Trump tower apartment failed, you still got your tool belt? #hacklivesmatter

4  CheetahHeels 2015-07-16

Your heart sucks and you crush your wife during sex. Boom Roasted.

2  devil2king 2015-07-16

This is an Anthony roast, not the Stangel roast

3  CUNTYMOM 2015-07-16

ant sucks

3  michaeIcolestie 2015-07-16

He should open the lines to his fans to roast him.

0  brmlb 2015-07-16

Ant's gap tooth is wider than the Holland tunnel he used to drive to work

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-1  michaeIcolestie 2015-07-16

This one's gonna burn. In fact, Ant's disastrous set turned him into something he absolutely hates. No, not Opie Radio. Ant's set was so bad, it turned him blacker than an immolated monk in protest. That's monk, Ant. The key is silent like the crowd was during your set. Uh, Ant. ::awkward hug/handshake::