Anthony is bombing beyond all recognition on the Big Jay Roast...
9 2015-07-16 by fratboy_massacre
The live feed thread is filled with cringe and failure. And of course ball washers saying how brave he is for going up there with actual comedians. It's worth a read.
36 comments
29 Spew42 2015-07-16
It hurt. He knows it.
28 maynardsabeast 2015-07-16
Was he throwing 1970s movie references out there to a bunch of 30 years olds?
Imagine Derosa was there and killed it, that woulda put the Ant ball lickers in a coma
12 oldchunkofcoal 2015-07-16
Yeah there's no way Derosa would have done worse than Ant. He would've redeemed himself somewhat had he shown up.
1 maynardsabeast 2015-07-16
Do you know if this will be on the LOS podcast or is it strictly on Ants network?
1 oldchunkofcoal 2015-07-16
Just Ants.
2 maynardsabeast 2015-07-16
Gay. AYYY SOMEBODY UPLOAD THIS SHIT STAT!
20 PanzerSmanzer 2015-07-16
I had to keep turning my headphones down.
18 CUNTYMOM 2015-07-16
finally now we can all stop pretending he could ever hang with the OnA comics, sure anyone can be funny in a room with friends but being on a stage is a whole other animal.
and fuck them for not showing this for free, i wish LOS never sold out.
11 fratboy_massacre 2015-07-16
You can easily catch it tomorrow on a stream though. It's not worth paying for. LoS will have to leave sooner or later--Cumia's self-destructing and Oakerson's getting bigger. He can't afford to be seen with him much longer.
15 xxmikekxx 2015-07-16
I don't subscribe & only listen to the free LoS. They are doing a good job of not making the exclusive show part of the free one. I don't feel like I'm missing anything. So I say, good for them. Take the paycheck from the crazy old man with the horrible business model & keep doing the show for the fans that don't want to subscribe. So far I'm happy
6 Luuvstewspewg 2015-07-16
Sure it all sounds good in your head.
-2 Bomyknocka 2015-07-16
What is this sad obsession you have with them "selling out"?
You're still getting your free shows that you feel so strongly entitled to, why are you so enraged by the guys making a little bit of money out of the deal?
18 TriangleDimes 2015-07-16
This is what it must have felt like when Kennedy was assassinated.
16 dflorio 2015-07-16
Yeah that stunk! Even his hug with Jay was awkward lol.
12 JeremyACrosby 2015-07-16
...that was fucking awful
12 TrackSuitVos 2015-07-16
I wish Derosa had shown up.
-1 fratboy_massacre 2015-07-16
Many on the live thread were glad he wasn't there because he would've ripped Cumia to shreds. Ha! It's too bad. Golden opportunity.
-1 sink_tinkler 2015-07-16
DeRosa couldn't even rip Dr Steve to shreds.
11 3stepsbackward 2015-07-16
"Buh-rutal" - Opie.
Jesus, that was depressing. Poor Anthony, oh god.
9 sloppysammy 2015-07-16
He should have done a couple open mics to prepare. That first bomb really sucks.
8 breadmoccasin 2015-07-16
That was atrocious. It really makes me miss O&A because I know Jimmy and whoever would have annihilated him for it. I guess the show really is dead.
7 Augment 2015-07-16
I'm not a TACS subscriber any longer (love Ant but got tired of the same race stuff over and over and over again) so I can't watch it. For once, I'm thankful to be blocked by a paywall. I'd rather not see a dude I liked for years embarrass himself.
It really is unfortunate that his career has fallen apart so terribly. Maybe it would have been far better had he just gone into retirement.
Edit: Saw the YouTube link someone posted here. Not as bad as you fuckers made it out to be. Not good, either. He had some AWFUL lines but also some decent ones. Meh. What was on his hand? It looked like a Dice glove.
He needed to slow down. He sorta rushed through his lines. I guess he didn't bother to memorize his jokes so he kept staring at what I think was his phone (shitty video quality) which was distracting.
6 Cumia___Comment 2015-07-16
/u/anthonycumiashow, comment?
-1 fratboy_massacre 2015-07-16
These are great questions. What do you think I'm afraid of? Sure I'll do another AMA!
4 fratboy_massacre 2015-07-16
And the ballwashers are now out in force splainin' that Ant is not a stand up and giving him great respect for plowing through the set he had weeks to prepare for as an entertainer. Typical. He could rape a toddler in front of them and they'd pat him on the back.
15 xxmikekxx 2015-07-16
I bet he wrote the act 5 minutes before going on. Thought he could do it like his show, no preparation & as lazily as possible. I'm so glad he bombed
7 fratboy_massacre 2015-07-16
That's what I was thinking. He had weeks to prepare, but he's too lazy, so the reason he was glued to his phone from the time the thing started until when he went on was he was writing the act. Surprisingly, it didn't work out.
1 notcaldi 2015-07-16
Even then, why would he not run the jokes past Louis or Dave or even text a few to Jimmy to get an honest assessment before the show started? Unless he really thinks he was on the same level as professional comedians?
2 BlackieCumia 2015-07-16
You really think Louis CK, Dave Attel or any comic of that level gives a flying fuck about Anthony Cumia? Seriously? Yes, I heard Louis is leaving FX to be broadcast on the Cumia Network.
My hope is Anthony kills himself soon live- justifies the $7 a month.
-1 bigmattson 2015-07-16
Damn bro.... Damn.
-3 ig0tworms 2015-07-16
Which ex girlfriend are you?
7 SalsBrain 2015-07-16
Which current girlfriend are you?
1 ShadowbannedKeith 2015-07-16
The one with a huge Fawkin Pecka! Fuck yeah
1 stinkskc 2015-07-16
It's like Christmas morning for you psycho
0 fratboy_massacre 2015-07-16
Oh you have no idea. I'm not proud of it, but there it is.
0 maynardsabeast 2015-07-16
Will the roast be released in LOS podcast form or is it strictly on Ants channel "NOW we're talkin uncensored" "cuz you're too cheap to pay for it"
1 notcaldi 2015-07-16
Even then, why would he not run the jokes past Louis or Dave or even text a few to Jimmy to get an honest assessment before the show started? Unless he really thinks he was on the same level as professional comedians?
0 fratboy_massacre 2015-07-16
Oh you have no idea. I'm not proud of it, but there it is.