Opie and Anthony Hindsight Report: June 2000
27 2015-07-15 by CuckECheese
January 2000 | February 2000 | March 2000 | April 2000 | May 2000 |
There were rumors of Opie and Anthony being suspended because of someone holding up the word "cunt" on television but they weren't.
*Opie says Anthony will be the reason Opie and Anthony get fired.
*Spaz wrecked the WOW van. He scraped the paint and got the bumper removed by hitting a pillar.
*Spaz is convinced he can fix the wrecked van with a paintbrush. The damage is estimated to be in the thousand dollar range.
*Someone brings up Opie having swamp limp. He gets legitimately bothered and pissy over it.
*Anthony got a haircut. He said his last haircut was "before the moon landing." The haircut cost $130.
*Opie trashes the weekend radio shows of WNEW and says they sound like college radio.
*A caller says he loves hearing Billy Squier on the weekend. Opie plays The Stroke, pops the CD out mid song and destroys the CD.
*Opie flings a stack of 30 CDs against the wall, breaking a couple.
*Opie says "Let's play a game called 'guess who gets fired next' before destroying CDs.
*Black Earl has started hanging out in Opie and Anthony's office without permission because he has an alleged master key.
*Black Earl had a random girl in the office too.
*It's noted that the bosses don't have master keys but Black Earl does.
*Girl ranted on Opie's personal phone about how the show isn't funny but followed up the rant with telling Opie if he played the phone call on the radio she'd sue him.
*Opie accuses the girl of being the woman that was in their office and Earl of giving her Opie's personal phone number. Earl denies both claims.
*Black Earl claims he has no master key and that the door is always unlocked. That's apparently bullshit.
*Black Earl says the engineer let him into the office. Opie says that guy isn't here on the weekends.
*Black Earl is outed as snagging a key out of a control room whenever he wants it, thus he technically "doesn't have a key." Earl storms out of the studio furious and refuses to talk to anyone.
*"Shouldn't we be able to go to a movie theater safely?" -- Opie, before the Batman shooting.
*Opie: "I hate people who comment on something they haven't seen."
*Opie angrily throws a CD at Ben and claims it was an accident. Anthony says Opie has a talent for hitting people with things he's throwing angrily.
*Opie throws a magic 8 ball at a rack of vinyls, destroying many of them.
*At least 25 CDs were destroyed by Opie in one single day.
*Opie says "we don't need to hire comedy writers."
*Opie claims Opie and Anthony invented calling your genitals "junk" and says people are stealing the term from them.
*Opie says he hopes their Demented World CD "holds up in 10 years."
*Someone calls in and makes a joke about "Zoo 100." Opie asks what "zoo 100" is.
*Opie throws a CD like a frisbee, shattering it.
*Opie and Anthony launched a bottle rocket out of a woman's vagina and gave her Britney Spears tickets. They said "We'll be right back after this" and never came back on the air.
Basically the rest of 2000 is missing. The voyeur bus show is up and one random December show is up so the next one of these threads will probably be in 2001.
Show of the month: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS3aq6e4Xm4
32 comments
19 SlobKelly 2015-07-15
These are the best. Obligatory 'thank you for your service'
9 CuckECheese 2015-07-15
As soon as I saw this had a comment I knew it said "thank you for your service."
17 crazyinsanepenguin 2015-07-15
Opie breaking all this stuff makes him sound like a real PSYCHO.
15 Phantas_Magorical 2015-07-15
You wanna play?? Let's dance!!!!!
2 MaxKawalski 2015-07-15
OH SHI-
9 im_not 2015-07-15
I cruised through this month and kinda enjoyed it. Still some hackiness though. Plenty of brothamans, plenty of "getting patch".
Some stuff I picked up:
Bill Cosby was in the news for apparently sexually harassing some chick although the case was dropped
Razor scooters, O&A's newest sponsor, are all the rage, but they are only available at the Sharper Image....that was the most Year 2000 sentence ever..
A caller made fun of a photo of Opie that appeared in Raw Magazine in which Opie apparently had major man boobs. He was ridiculed for his gynecomastia for several minutes.
Sarah Jessica Parker called in after she heard that they had trashed her on a previous show. Much like past confrontations with The Rock and Ben Stein, they trashed her hard but during the actual confrontation, the boys backpedal and revert into this whole “Wh-what? Us? We never said those mean things! You must have heard wrong!” Normally, once the public figure has hung up or left the studio, they resume the trash talking like little pussies. To their credit, they admitted that they didn’t have the balls to continue mocking her to her face this time around. I thought Sarah Jessica Parker seemed totally reasonable throughout the whole thing.
They ate rats in studio and, in my humble opinion, they really had to do the ol’ “pump it up for the audience.” Several callers phoned in saying they were puking on the side of the L.I.E. I find these claims to be dubious.
To my knowledge, “Instant Feedback” has appeared for the first time and seems to have replaced the in-studio fax machine. Instant Feedback will provide Opie with material for the next decade, until Twitter comes along and ultimately destroys the show from within and contributes to this sub being where it is now.
The boys had a very long discussion with callers, some of them very irate, following a sexual assault on a woman by a black gentleman. Or something to that extent, I wasn't paying much attention. At any rate, O&A both referred to the assailant as an "animal," and callers phoned in saying how referring to a black person as an animal was racist. They danced around and said how people who commit such heinous acts are animals, not black people all together. So that was certainly an interesting discussion
They host their 55-gallon drum challenge. I'm actually still listening to that show but I'm fairly certain one of the contestants has to go to the hospital because she gets a cricket lodged in her ear lobe or something.
3 CuckECheese 2015-07-15
I had a lot of that written down but I think I lost the paper those ones were on. Whoops.
2 im_not 2015-07-15
I hope there are some Jimmy shows out there on the internet from 2000. He was in-studio as early as 10/19/2000. Maybe the best-of shows and the voyeur bus stuff might be worth checking out!
1 CuckECheese 2015-07-15
He was on the Voyeur Bus one.
6 ShaneMichaelOfficial 2015-07-15
"Opie & Anthony couldn't even put a CD out due to the content on it, but Spaz wants to film a porn involving fans."
Lmao
5 TriangleDimes 2015-07-15
Just describing these shows plainly and without commentary is some of the funniest shit in this sub.
4 Mitchull 2015-07-15
What is "swamp limp".
7 BoardroomBimmy 2015-07-15
It sounds like when your asshole gets so swampy that it starts leaking down your leg and into your shoe and making you walk funny.
3 IgorTufluv 2015-07-15
herpes simplex 1
1 Wsallgood 2015-07-15
Fever blisters, I think.
3 fart_yourself_awake 2015-07-15
Didn't you post this one already?
18 CuckECheese 2015-07-15
No, that's just how repetitive Black Earl's bullshit is.
3 fart_yourself_awake 2015-07-15
Haha, crazy.
3 CuckECheese 2015-07-15
Best part is, he's not even supposed to be on the show anymore. He's such a fucking slug that he still gets on by pissing off everyone.
2 Wsallgood 2015-07-15
Listening to the R&F "Black Earl's biggest fuck ups" is beyond enraging. What a buffoon.
2 Flamgirlant 2015-07-15
You sure you didn't accidentally repeat a few things from the May one? Some of these (not just the Earl ones) are almost word-for-word repeats. But either way, I do enjoy these posts quite a bit.
1 boofk 2015-07-15
Yes. Someone of those are repeats.
*Spaz pitches an idea to have a friend of his who works for an electric company shut down power to every other radio station. It's explained to him how illegal that is and how he could go to prison for life for that.
And opie says chyna is a guy
Werw definitely posted before.
1 CuckECheese 2015-07-15
I fucked up. Deleted them.
1 [deleted] 2015-07-15
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1 ratmeatburgers 2015-07-15
I swear I thought I read this one too.
2 RearNakedGrope 2015-07-15
What's "swamp limp?"
1 CuckECheese 2015-07-15
Honestly I have no idea. They didn't elaborate.
2 Pat_Battle_Storage 2015-07-15
Walking funny because your downstairs is slimed up with bag-sweat and unwiped shit. Precursor to "jungle rot."
1 lordrumma 2015-07-15
Op's got the herp on his lip
1 BoardroomBimmy 2015-07-15
I've been reading all of these overviews of old shows and here is the gist of what I get from every one of them:
SPAZ SPAZ SPAZ SPAZ BLACK EARL BLACK EARL SPAZ SPAZ SPAZ BLACK EARL BLACK EARL BLACK EARL BL-
1 det8924 2015-07-15
Anyone know why the rest of 2000 is pretty much missing? Is there a reason why some people preserved the first half of 2000 and then it just stops?
1 jim732 2015-07-15
These are great. Spaz and Black Earl were two of the most clueless people ever.
1 LithiumAM 2015-07-15
Ugh, Opie throwing shit. What a fucking hack. Anyone who points to him throwing shit or smearing baby shit over his mustache as proof of his comedic talent is a dumbass...
3 fart_yourself_awake 2015-07-15
Haha, crazy.
2 Flamgirlant 2015-07-15
You sure you didn't accidentally repeat a few things from the May one? Some of these (not just the Earl ones) are almost word-for-word repeats. But either way, I do enjoy these posts quite a bit.