He spends hours every day dripping pre-ejaculate onto sheets of MUSEUM GLASS, pressing them together like microscope slides, holding them up to the light, and squinting.
That's why every time we see him he's catching up on his blinking.
Rigorously, incessently scanning his tongue in the mirror for any tongue hairs to grow, with a tweezer at the ready. He's never found one before, but that doesn't mean there isn't one coming.
If it's anything like he actually describes, I'd guess pretty fucking dull. He gets a whore for the night every now and then and sits in front of his PC or TV for the rest of the day.
29 comments
15 CCRed95 2015-07-15
He has a MASSIVE cheese grater collection he rarely talks about
6 mintwaltman 2015-07-15
Oh? Is there some type of store where he bought all those different types of cheese graters?
14 CCRed95 2015-07-15
Ted's Spatula, Cheese Grater, and Medium Grade Cutlery Emporium
7 Filmnoir5 2015-07-15
How much does a spatula go for?
9 NoirMagieGateau 2015-07-15
About $97.63. Business is terrible.
7 [deleted] 2015-07-15
you see, Gregory, we use tissue paper that's been dried in the sun instead of metal to construct our graders.
3 ShaneMichaelOfficial 2015-07-15
Anything is better than refurbished pistachio's..
14 Pat_Battle_Storage 2015-07-15
He spends hours every day dripping pre-ejaculate onto sheets of MUSEUM GLASS, pressing them together like microscope slides, holding them up to the light, and squinting.
That's why every time we see him he's catching up on his blinking.
3 ShadowbannedKeith 2015-07-15
I just threw up
2 NLclothing 2015-07-15
Is he trying to recreate the cover to that metallica album?
12 krbin 2015-07-15
I think he's been honest all these years and that's the problem.
7 ShadowbannedKeith 2015-07-15
"he's a man of leisure"
5 Doobeth92 2015-07-15
He's hiding a 14 year old Filipino boy in his basement
8 CuckECheese 2015-07-15
Is that not normal behavior? Asking for a friend.
2 PsychoticPixel 2015-07-15
If your Filipino boy is older than six, get out of here you sick fuck
1 netbent 2015-07-15
0 [deleted] 2015-07-15
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1 baraksobamas 2015-07-15
How did he get an apartment with a basement?
1 Doobeth92 2015-07-15
He blew the landlord
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2015-07-15
Yeah a basement is like a dungeon... so, you might say HE NEEDID DA DUNNY
5 Jackatard 2015-07-15
Jim has been very open and honest that he likes ass-fucking lady-boys.
5 packitchofsositch 2015-07-15
Rigorously, incessently scanning his tongue in the mirror for any tongue hairs to grow, with a tweezer at the ready. He's never found one before, but that doesn't mean there isn't one coming.
4 EvictYou 2015-07-15
Lonely and depressive. His self loathing personality when talking to celebrities is the only REAL part of his personality that's used in interviews.
4 JimmysLostFat 2015-07-15
Boring and Depressing.
4 Jockel76 2015-07-15
Working on his killer standup routine.
3 Augment 2015-07-15
Bodies. He's hiding bodies.
3 [deleted] 2015-07-15
Keeping tabs on all his hard drives in safety deposit boxes in banks across the eastern sea board and 2 over seas.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2015-07-15
He has more free time now since he stopped eating.
1 AzraelApollyon 2015-07-15
If it's anything like he actually describes, I'd guess pretty fucking dull. He gets a whore for the night every now and then and sits in front of his PC or TV for the rest of the day.
0 Speclester 2015-07-15
Searching for extreme lady boy porn online and then searching for lady boys or hookers online to come to his apartment to piss and shit on him.