What if Jimmy has AIDs?
19 2015-07-14 by Opiesux
Think about it. Massive weight loss to the point where he looks likes a death camp survivor not to mention if anyone is at high risk it would be a man who has slept with hundreds if not thousands of prostitutes. The odds alone say he has to have slept with women that carried STDs. He has admitted to sleeping with girls without a condom. Patrice mentioned it too after they went to Brazil. Would it really be that shocking a revelation if it were true?
60 comments
58 KuukerinNelli 2015-07-14
He had it for two days when he was 15 but went to rehab and has been better since
17 Wsallgood 2015-07-14
It's a day to day struggle not to relapse into AIDS.
53 BeerCanThick 2015-07-14
I would only consider this if he did something sociopathic and foolish like having unprotected anal sex with transsexual prostitutes for almost 30 years.
14 WiretapStudios 2015-07-14
Not just that, but ones in 3rd world countries, and in NYC which had a rampant AIDS epidemic, not to mention a crazy amount of junkies.
5 TriangleDimes 2015-07-14
But only in that elaborate fiction could I see it. Otherwise, why would a sweet boy like Jimmy be sick? He just goes to the Cellar and "works it out."
3 Dannyprecise 2015-07-14
He admitted to tagging a black transsexual prostitute in the ass because...he didn't know until he was actually fucking them that it was an asshole and not a pussy. Right, Jim. Oh, and this was done sans condom.
-1 [deleted] 2015-07-14
i would only consider the juiciest of PEKKAZ
28 Dennyisthepisslord 2015-07-14
They are called writers. ( Team Stangle)
15 HogsBigBen 2015-07-14
It's AIDS, you buffoon. It's not more than one AID. Are you all this critically fucking stupid?
2 harriswill 2015-07-14
AID is fine. It's the moisture that kills ya #IDCAC
-12 Opiesux 2015-07-14
Oh it looks like the faggot hick got me. How's Wackbag? Is Zag still begging for money from the twelve people that still go there?
9 HogsBigBen 2015-07-14
Ah, the irony that there's an entire forum dedicated to making fun of someone's intelligence, yet the posters there think AIDS is the plural of AID. God love ya. Upvote!!!
And try not to worry about Wackbag, sweetie. They've been just fine since you stopped "occupying" space there ;)
5 MaxKawalski 2015-07-14
Who cares? Big borefest.
-4 HogsBigBen 2015-07-14
I was making an inside joke to Jason...err..."Opiesux" so how about you mind your business, fella?
-8 Opiesux 2015-07-14
I'm sure it's most recent activity is last Tuesday.
1 HogsBigBen 2015-07-14
"it's" what? You always were a fucking drunk moron, Jason.
4 dirtyernie23 2015-07-14
I agree the guy is a grammatical retard, but we are pulling out real names here now?
Take your 9'er shit elsewhere.
0 HogsBigBen 2015-07-14
It's the name he gave. It could be a lie just like every other thing he's ever said across multiple banned accounts...none of which were because he bashed Opie, regardless of what he says here in an effort to fit in. He went on alcohol-fueled rage rants in public and in PMs repeatedly threatening anyone who disagreed with him. So yeah, fuck him and his Toyota. Glad he's gone. That worthless social misfit is your chewtoy now.
1 Gronez_Bambaataa 2015-07-14
Careful you'll upset joe cumia's shit show fanbase.
13 WickedFierce1 2015-07-14
I'll be a monkey's uncle.
7 FukinPeckas 2015-07-14
DING DING DING
9 thankyoudrsarno 2015-07-14
It's the greatest way our little sweet boy could leave this world...
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-07-14
" just close your eyes and let the light take you away. There's a good boy, there's my Jimmy. Hush now.......................hush......................we all love you very much....................goodbye my baby boy....................goodbye. "
And scene.
5 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2015-07-14
No. HIV would be caught early so he wouldn't get to the AIDS weight loss phase. From what's said about Magic Johnson, HIV/AIDS meds make you gain weight (although Charles Barkley got all bloated too, sans the AIDS, so who knows).
If he really had it, I honestly think he would start downplaying his promiscuity and sexual proclivities in order to reduce suspicion. Since that still makes up 99% of his act, I doubt he's got the AIDS. Plus, I think he would be open about it just for all the attention it would get him.
8 aprosbro 2015-07-14
Barkley was always fat. The round mound of rebound.
2 Jackthejew 2015-07-14
Wait why did you just throw in that Charles Barkley got fat He doesn't have aids and to my knowledge doesn't take aids meds what the fuck
5 Elagens 2015-07-14
Jimmy likely has it; OP should probably get tested.
4 stinkskc 2015-07-14
Thing is its harder for a dude to get aids. You could fuck a chick with hiv and easily nit get it since its gotta get through a tiny Dick hole
Edit Jesus Christ he does look like shit . fucking aids guy
17 Eternalforms 2015-07-14
You seem to be under the impression that jim is having sex with women.
3 stinkskc 2015-07-14
Yeah who knows I doubt its just tranny hookers. Also I raw dogged a hooker recently probably just projecting
3 bambonk 2015-07-14
This motherfucker says 'sleeping with'
8 Opiesux 2015-07-14
I'm a gentleman.
3 pagy 2015-07-14
he's an addict. his obsessive dieting is just another way to expressive addict behaviour.
3 jataylorlfc 2015-07-14
if?
2 JimmysLostFat 2015-07-14
I believe it.
2 CUNTYMOM 2015-07-14
maybe he's been trying to tell us something all these years with the countless aids jokes.
2 AntsCamera 2015-07-14
AIDS is a gift, it means you are gods chosen and guaranteed entrance into heaven.
There is a breed of humans (faggots) called "bugchasers" who seek out being infected by AIDS. So what if Yimmy is a bug chaser, he is still funny, though he will die soon.
1 VeritablyClean 2015-07-14
I think if he really was at risk for aids he'd take that preventative aids meds
1 mrclean69 2015-07-14
The only thing not plausible is that he would keep quiet about it this long.
1 WhiteIsJustBetter 2015-07-14
id be what some describe as ecstatic
1 VladiRad 2015-07-14
He would've nipped it in the bud at HIV. There's really no excuse for having AIDS nowadays.
7 chris2webby 2015-07-14
so you're saying if you have AIDS nowadays then you're just being silly?
2 panjshirlion 2015-07-14
It really is very droll.
1 wifflebb 2015-07-14
I like op's pluralization of AIDS.
1 hautebird 2015-07-14
Pitch for "Spectrum" : An obsessed message board conspires to kill their former radio heroes by punishing them with the cruel things they joked about over the years. Starring Jeff Daniels, John Turturro, and Figrin D'an .
1 Opiesux 2015-07-14
Just making an observation. No proof, no obsession. Just creating dicussions. But if you want we can censore general discussion and end up like Wackbag. A guy begging for money from the twelve people that still go there.
1 Cletus_Van_Dam 2015-07-14
I thought everyone knew he did? It's been obvious for the past year or so.
1 DrunkMonkey83 2015-07-14
I think we're all thinking that. Cancer or AIDS.
1 MozgNet 2015-07-14
serious answer, I'm pretty sure he get HIV tests every 6 months
1 justchippinyaaaa 2015-07-14
I noticed over the course of several advice shows back in March and April that he did a lot if sniffing while taking callers. Maybe he found a new addiction? Speculate!
1 Mantis_Toboggan369 2015-07-14
He'd become the white Patrice (at least amongst his peers).
1 SlamballReunionTour 2015-07-14
HE'S GOT AIDS!! AIDS!!!
1 Marathon_Man_3k 2015-07-14
It would be a tranny genocide
1 [deleted] 2015-07-14
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1 Jackthejew 2015-07-14
If I was aids I wouldn't come anywhere near jim
1 Pmbmax34 2015-07-14
I think it's because (Irish accent) "just going to the gym and eating better"
0 DJNash35 2015-07-14
And this is probably why he regrets being so open about his life.
0 dflorio 2015-07-14
I think he will be fine
0 buttriot 2015-07-14
Not only would it not be shocking, but it is a known joke that everyone makes and is corny at this point.
-1 Heifsin85 2015-07-14
Jesus people. One photo at a shitty angle made him look a bit meh. His photo a couple weeks ago on the Gervais set, he looked like a normal person. If you think that photo made him look sickly, you need to lose some weight you fat american fuck. He looked 100% normal.
2 Opiesux 2015-07-14
You need to relax.
17 Eternalforms 2015-07-14
You seem to be under the impression that jim is having sex with women.