Opie starts wearing the beanie more and more...
0 2015-07-14 by [deleted]
No one says anything
Opie starts talking up beanies, "vury vury styliiiiiiiish!"
He starts looking gaunt and emaciated
Hair no longer visibly peeking out the sides of beanie, Jim makes comment
Opie immediately rips off beanie exposing his bald head
Through tears he gushes that he has cancer so "thanks a lot FUCKFACE"
Concerned Jimmy, Florentine, and Sherrod Small ask what kind of cancer?
Opie's eyes go wide in horror
"Nothing.. nothing.. it's just a bit! Hahahaha hik hik hik (forced throat laugh)
Weeks later Opie misses work unexpectedly
One month later in the obituaries "Gregg "Opie" Hughes succombed to terminal breast cancer on Sunday."
Jimmy holds onto Anthony's waist as the two ride off into the sunset on horseback
Jimmy: "It's over.... it's finally over."
Anthony: "No... it'll be back. It always comes back. Every 30 years it comes back, we never finished it off."
4 comments
2 jamieblake 2015-07-14
Dr Leo Marvin might be your only hope
1 chimpchimperson 2015-07-14
Ant will commit suicide
1 wifflebb 2015-07-14
Sorry, did you think this was 4chan?
1 CookieHaid 2015-07-14
pekkahs