Opie's wife is so uncomfortable around her own husband that she won't take a shit around him

1  2015-07-14 by icecap

also waking him up in the middle of the night to nag him about his rancid Opie Farts

she's clearly disgusted by him and only sees him as a money source

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7  867-5309- 2015-07-14

also waking him up in the middle of the night to nag him about his rancid Opie Farts

As if she regularly shares a bed with Opie...

2  TriangleDimes 2015-07-14

nag him about his rancid Opie Farts

Why are you doing this?

2  Luuvstewspewg 2015-07-14

I bet his farts are as calculated as his burps into the mic.

1  bigmattson 2015-07-14

Haven't seen one of these posts in a few hours... How many times have you called him Exaggerating Greg? Now when it's convenient for you his story becomes 100% fact.

3  icecap 2015-07-14

literally the first time I've heard the term Exaggerating Greg

i'd say he's more of a liar than an exaggerator

4  CookieHaid 2015-07-14

*Eggsagerating

3  GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-07-14

*Greggsagerating

0  nomorecompromise 2015-07-14

Opie's mom named actually spelt his name with two G's because she knew the little bastard would be sensitive and there'd be plenty of wordplay afoot.

1  krbin 2015-07-14

Not an Opie hater, but when he said she won't let him move to a house because she likes living in a Manhattan penthouse really made me worry for Opie that she was just in it for the $$$.

0  lickitoff 2015-07-14

ME: I have NO idea when women take a shit. I really don't.