Dopes and Psychos
0 2015-07-11 by JustAManFromThePast
We get it, you basement-dwelling, self-aggrandizing, nit-picking, pieces of all too human garbage don't like Opie, Jimmy, or Anthony. Why the fuck are you here? I'm not against criticism, but only this myopic, maniacal, tantrum-throwing I see day in and day out. I won't come here anymore, and beg you not to either for I detest the idea of so many fruitless man-hours. Give up, the show's been dead for a year, or longer, even a necrophiliac doesn't fuck the same corpse longer than a week. Do you understand that? A necrophiliac has more common sense and decency than you wasted fucks. I implore you, read a book. JFK wrote a great one, Why England Slept. It's an easy read, incredibly prescient, and still relevant to our times. How about learning Spanish, or for the more adventurous, Chinese? Just do something. It doesn't even have to be productive, just be happy, because I can certainly see no one here is happy, but addicted to spewing libelous, spurious, ramblings littered with mindless and misspelled demands. God, your mindless, inexhaustible, unstoppable, repetitive, and nagging demands: He took my show! He hurt my "friend"! I want a party! I want a cookie! I hate Ant! I hate, I hate, I hate, me, me, me, me, mine, mine, mine, now, now, now!
68 comments
16 _sisyphus63_ 2015-07-11
Shut up you sanctimonious faggot.
-12 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
Good point, fair point. Now my turn: Stay quiet, you big goo head. Ahh, I'm not as good at this.
11 SterileMeryl 2015-07-11
Shut up
-10 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
Shuuuu-uuut uuup.
0 JunkerHQ 2015-07-11
Linger longer! Booooooo
7 Genericscreen 2015-07-11
tl;dr lol
-8 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
Yes, your illiteracy is humorous.
2 Genericscreen 2015-07-11
I hope you're acting because you talk like a robot
0 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
Nah, partner, I'll talk like dis so you can feel me and shit, kna mean?
1 GoJo-JoGo 2015-07-11
It's spelled nah you catachrestic ass.
7 JohnQNo1 2015-07-11
because im a loser with no future who's full of bitterness that needs a target. fuck you.
5 bugbombs 2015-07-11
You seem to really like adjectives.
4 maynardsabeast 2015-07-11
Yeah, I agree with this guy
4 nomorecompromise 2015-07-11
Opie is the psycho.
"Late twenties, wwaahh?"
3 xxmikekxx 2015-07-11
Sounds like you're yelling at yourself. Many of us probably just check the site like you'd check any site. Maybe share an observation or post a joke. It's no big deal. Are people who check CNN.com multiple times a day a "basement dweller"? It's just the Internet...everyone is on it
1 stinkskc 2015-07-11
yeah i mostly look at it when im at work... in a basement though. DOH
-8 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
You see no difference between world wide news and, this?
2 xxmikekxx 2015-07-11
With how much bullshit news sites are? no. Ok, what about people that read sports blogs all day long. That's not any better than this horse shit. Reading all day long about a game
3 fratboy_massacre 2015-07-11
While England Slept. Maybe you should get some sleep.
1 JimcyME 2015-07-11
He's a dick, but you are wrong.
0 hautebird 2015-07-11
That's Churchill dummy.
2 fratboy_massacre 2015-07-11
Yes, he was the author of While England Slept, not WHY England Slept.
-2 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
We were talking about Kennedy, Mong. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_England_Slept It was WHY. Next time, look it up first, chump.
-6 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
Pedantic catch, both good, though I prefer Churchill's Aftermath.
2 JohnQNo1 2015-07-11
no you don't
-3 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
BTW, I don't know why I let him have it, he was wrong. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_England_Slept
-2 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
See how you get downvoted for the truth?
-4 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
Why the fuck did I let you have that? You're wrong, dope.
3 RacistPigeon 2015-07-11
Why? Because we are fucking pests, duh. We were groomed to be exactly what we have become. Now that our leaders are divided and no one is steering the ship and picking targets, we have targeted those leaders for their neglect. They can whine, cajole, bitch, moan, and pretend they don't understand. But they do. Very well. And it's not likely to stop anytime soon. Jim Norton called it years ago, saying we would eventually devour them like Willard's rats. You can't sharpen the same knife for years and think it won't cut you if you are foolish enough to finger the blade, accidentally or not.
7 MontazFerguson 2015-07-11
Anyone calling themselves a Pest after 2009 is a total retard.
1 RacistPigeon 2015-07-11
Likely, but not quite as much as someone who gets hung up on one word in sentence #2.
3 DenseMan 2015-07-11
No stopping me this time, /u/JustAManFromThePast. This is it. Don't make a move, /u/JustAManFromThePast, not a step. My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, /u/JustAManFromThePast.
This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, /u/JustAManFromThePast. Don't try to stop me this time, /u/JustAManFromThePast. Don't you dare try to stop me this time...
/u/JustAManFromThePast, try to stop me. /u/JustAManFromThePast, you'd better get up off your ass. Get over here, /u/JustAManFromThePast! Stop me! This is not a joke! I'm committing suicide!
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-1 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
You call this no adventure?!
2 DenseMan 2015-07-11
Death is the only adventure this subreddit has left...
3 gagusername 2015-07-11
If anyone is interested...look at this dudes post history. Nothing but arguing and insulting people. Maybe a big hypocritical sir?
-1 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
Yeah, look at it, tens of thousands of upvotes.
1 RearNakedGrope 2015-07-11
You sure do love that karma, don't ya?
0 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
I'd suck a dick, not just for an upvote, but to stop a downvote.
1 stinkskc 2015-07-11
haha
3 DenseMan 2015-07-11
Lotta people around here calling Jimmy a "worm" or saying he chose a paycheck over his principles. Well I say he's just a lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.
-1 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
Have you heard Jim's new standup though? “Scientists are now using cohosts instead of rats for their experiments. There are two reasons for this: the scientists don’t become attached to the cohosts; and there are some things even rats won’t do.”
2 jimcozad 2015-07-11
fuck off nigger, you cant tell me what to do
2 3stepsbackward 2015-07-11
Well, SOMEONE sounds angry.
2 maynardsabeast 2015-07-11
Be prepared for the hilarious and TOTALLY ORIGINAL replies like "you stink", "nice try opie", tldr, dummy, and random words like faggot, cunt, nigger etc. These losers love spouting off bad words here anonymously. They also can't help themselves but to parrot the insults and techniques that the guys on the show use
0 Sloth__Vader 2015-07-11
I fucking hate opie with a passion but this sub is so hypocritical. They get mad when opie copies other people's way of talking, but they parrot nortons characters constantly. And it's incredibly unfunny, same as Opie. Also they got defensive when somebody on air said stuff about Vos's daughter but I've seen people wish bone cancer on opies kids and say awful things about his wife. Even posting pics of her with bam. I find it fucking hilarious but super hypocritical.
1 tank_hankerous 2015-07-11
What do you do for a living character?
2 Augment 2015-07-11
You're a goddamn drug dealer.
-9 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
A captain a ship, what the fuck do you think? Law.
1 [deleted] 2015-07-11
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1 DenseMan 2015-07-11
[takes out bag full of dozens of small numerical tiles]
These are Opie's "numbahs." These are his happy thoughts.
-1 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
Captain of the Ship Greg Hughes, Opie: Hear me, men. For reasons of good form, I have decided that the so-called Ant will return in three days to commence the arbitrament of the word. Erock, translate. Erock: In three days, we're gonna have a radio war! A battle between good and evil to the death!
1 DenseMan 2015-07-11
My favorite song is "What Gives The Opester Tits?"Shit! Wrong one...
1 stinkskc 2015-07-11
whats up with you and that stupid book. are you the guy who stalked ant and posted his address too?
0 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
What stalking? 29 Horseshoe Ln Roslyn Heights, NY 11577. He paid a cool 3 million dollars for it back in '06. 37 grand in property taxes last year.
2 stinkskc 2015-07-11
I KNEW IT
0 [deleted] 2015-07-11
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0 Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2015-07-11
Surely there are more big words you could have shoe-horned into your half-ass rant.
-1 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
Name a single "big word" I used. Mong.
0 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
Thanks for demonstrating the vitriol and pedantry we've all come to expect.
-1 Lilcumia 2015-07-11
Your not even posting about the show. Your posting about fans of the show. Cool man.
-1 AntsCamera 2015-07-11
Eat a dick nigger.
-1 gsbird1065 2015-07-11
Minor point, but Kennedy didn't actually write 'Why England Slept'.
0 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
He did, the trick of it was the reviews were bought. You're thinking of Profiles in Courage, that won the Pulitzer.
1 gsbird1065 2015-07-11
Kennedy had written a draft of 'Why England Slept' as his senior thesis at Harvard, yes, but the text that was finally published in 1940 had been rewritten from top to bottom by Arthur Krock (Washington Bureau Chief of the New York Times and career lackey for Joseph P. Kennedy), so thoroughly that it was more Krock's work than Kennedy's.
-2 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
The only man who supports that theory was personally hired by William F. Buckley, you're going to rely on his opinion of Kennedy?
-2 WNEW 2015-07-11
Try 5 years. Especially once twitter talk and Jim's unfunny characters became the forefront of the show.
1 jimcozad 2015-07-11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsdexwdImnk
1 stinkskc 2015-07-11
finally someone who thinks those fucking characters suck too
-3 xactraiserx 2015-07-11
Well i guess i can help this sub on the spanish part of your post, since i know spanish and i live in spic land. heres a link to one of our great musical masterminds "la pura"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH7ZRywGwsY
ill even translate the chorus "eso que vos sentis chocando por tu cola son mis bolas, son mis bolas"
"That thing you feel bumping on your ass are my balls, my balls"
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-07-11
Thanks for your help. Now go place a bomb on a train you murderer.
-8 JustAManFromThePast 2015-07-11
You see no difference between world wide news and, this?
1 gsbird1065 2015-07-11
Kennedy had written a draft of 'Why England Slept' as his senior thesis at Harvard, yes, but the text that was finally published in 1940 had been rewritten from top to bottom by Arthur Krock (Washington Bureau Chief of the New York Times and career lackey for Joseph P. Kennedy), so thoroughly that it was more Krock's work than Kennedy's.
1 stinkskc 2015-07-11
yeah i mostly look at it when im at work... in a basement though. DOH