How did Patrice die?

0  2015-07-11 by FootThingOnHisFoot

28 comments

He fell off the top of the empire state building

She was 14 years old.

google search "the pepsi-cola rapist execution"

He resisted arrest while selling loosey cigarettes and well u know the rest

He had just walked out of a 7-11 with a can of Arizona ice tea and a pack of skittles. The rest is history

I still can't believe Anthony shot him.

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He read one too many of your posts, and it put him into a coma.

Anthony shot him

He's still alive in Cuba.

He had a moment a clarity about Opie like the end if The Usual Suspects.

Carnivorous lobsters got him.

Wendy's.

Stroke.

why not

how did patrice die

why not

how did patrice die

why not

What are you Doing in my coffin?

He killed himself after listening to Von talk about her life goals.

He was just too black

he didn't

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He went out back to take a shit and the hogs ate him.

Wilford Brimleys mustache killed him

Axe to the back as he tried to save some white family.

He had a stroke and fell into a coma.

In africa killed by a child warrior named obo, while wearing tuxedo shoes, sweatpants and holding a machete

stroke, coma, then died a short while later, but he wouldn't give a fuck about our deaths

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He stole blunts from a convenience store and then a cop stopped him for unrelated reasons. He tried to wrestle the cop's gun away and got shot in the process.

Those biplane propellers are a bitch, and then the fall. He didn't stand a chance, really.

(In reality, complications from diabetes, stroke aftermath.)

You took the top comment, made it less funny and then added a "but in all seriousness, gang" ending. well done

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