We hate Opie. We hate Anthony.

46  2015-07-11 by spinuch

Welcome to /r/opieandanthony

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We hate ourselves

Above all else... Self-haters.

Is there a more self deprecating sub?

Oh yeah, this sub is all about self reflection.

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Emotions are often complicated and change on a moments notice. Let's just say we have Strong Feelings towards the aforementioned crew. We're Passionate here at /r/opieananthony.

we like "and"

speak for yourself i think and's a cuck faggot

I always thought Anthony was most likely a shitty person to know, even if he had never fucked the teenage daughter of a casual friend he always had that vibe about him. Jimmy wishes he was more of a ballsy Lenny Bruce style visionary but when push comes to shove proves himself to be a regular guy fearful of rocking the boat. The format of Anthony's show is very poor and he's really going off the deep end being surrounded by nothing but yes men.

Despite all this I still think a Jimmy and Anthony show in which they both faced each other and had a lot of guest comics would be fantastic. They're great at balancing each other out and both seem more committed to just having a good time than any serious pontificating nonsense when together. Everybody has flaws and those flaws become very apparent when you're recorded talking off the cuff for 4 hours every day. Even with all their flaws I'd love to hear them do a show together.

Also, Opie is shite.

This is by far the most needy and whiny group of people I have ever experienced.

This is We are

nice try excluding yourself from this shit mess.

I keep my bitching to Opie. I dont go on these bipolar swings on Jimmy and Ant like everyone else does

the anti jimmy thing lasted about a week, the anti anthony thing is completely warranted to an extent.

speak for yourself. jimmys a sell out whose stand up blows. hopefully when the show dies out he'll do some tell all book/show as a cash grab.

i like jimmy but youre right that his standup does blow.

If by bipolar swing you mean being willing to look at them for who they are and not picking a side to praise with no criticism like a sports team, then sure.

Really? You clearly never went to wackbag

Good morning!

i hate...I HATE!

IT IS ALL I AM PROGRAMMED TO DO - I HATE.

NANOANGSTROMS!

Hey, as real fans we just offer constructive criticism. Ant should stop resting on his laurels and put more effort into his show, Opie should retire from radio and commit suicide.

wouldnt you prefer he commit suicide on radio?

he would even find a way to make his suicide boring

lolol

Yes, Opie an heroing on the radio while Denny Falcone plays some shitty music in the background and announces the whole scene in his best radio voice, would be radio gold.

Erock army nigga

We hate them because we want to love them (again). There is some constructive criticism here if you look hard enough.

My hatred for Opie far outweighs anyone else associated with the show and that speaks volumes when you consider Troy and Roland are extremely hateable

i think it's clear that opie is the cancer.

And ant is a new age therapy for that cancer.

Don't leave out Jimmy.

Don't care what this sub says about him being a pandering worm. Opie was never funny, Ant refuses to be funny, Jimmy is still funny.

I like all three but I also like that they cultivated a fan base that hates them and everything else.

Fuck anyone who has an "I hate equally" message. I'm not saying there are many of them here, but there are a few. And fuck them in their father's stinky broken-peg-strewed ravaged assholes.

I hate equality, does that count?

Welcome to /r/sadomasochism

This should really be the sticky at the top of the sub.

We hate Martin Luther King ....

And Martin Luther for good fucking measure.

Martin Luther King Jr too!

AndFuck Ken Griffey Jr too while im at it

I still like ant Rip patrice

Neither are giving me what I want anymore, so fuck them. I'm a shameless scorned lover. If they don't like it they should stay the fuck away from a board that is about a show that no longer exists.

We're a happy family ~

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Still love Jimmy

Just so much hate. That's really what we love. We aren't happy unless we're hating something or someone. Sometimes there's not enough hate with just one person so we have to add a second hate target, in this case Anthony.

Come back next week when we're back in love with O&A and we've turned out hate to Hoo Hoo.

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radio ladies and gents!

I hate Opie, but not Ant. I'm just bitterly disappointed to see what he's become.

We are the hater agenda

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Can't ever blame the sub for the hate, those 2 created us.

I don't hate them. I am surprised they are so symbiotically dependent on one another to be competent in any capacity at their jobs, never mind good.

I don't hate Anthony.

I don't hate Travis or Sal

Travis seems like a decent fella. He get's big +1 for kicking Stevie in the balls.

while i don't understand ant continually going in on opie i will say he's far too intellectual to be a racist and anyone that thinks otherwise is just projecting their own racism. his show needs the most work even though he's the namesake of a network but i'm not in with this round of hate against him or jim, they've both made me laugh more than anyone to hate on them.

"(Ant) is far too intellectual to be a racist..."

He's a fucking high school dropout with zero critical thinking skills. He is now famous for being a virulent racist. Why? Because he's a fucking racist, you delusional moron. I find it frightening that people like you can exist with this level of utter idiocy.

I'd love to pit you two in an academic decathlon. How humbling it would be for you with your 'advanced critical theory education'.

Maybe not, you are a demonstrably thick cunt and should probably just catch a sound beating with bolo and shovel punches.

I've just read through about 10 pages of your awful no good drivel. Zero attempts at humor, not one. What's your agenda here? convincing a few weak minded fence sitters that you're sharing a righteous edict? You're scary, I'll give you that. I don't know how or why you found this place (#2 most toxic subreddit article or benjamin100230) but anyone you manage to convert deserves the sentence of being perpetually sedating and outraged.

"far too intellectual to be a racist" might be one of the dumbest things ive ever read on this sub. you're mistaking a good communicator for intelligence. Ant has only ever taken positions on the easiest of social-political issues that the media and politicians use to keep the vast majority of dumb people separated ( race, guns, etc)

when it comes to more complicated issues like the economy, science, foreign policy, Ant sucks. No insight from the wop high school drop out, just a repeat of someone elses opinion he heard on Foxnews.

Enjoying the gauche intellectual elitism wafting through this subreddit along with the 'FAUX News, MANNN' being used by two or three SJW princesses spamming pride in their sociology degree. I'll take a street smart, autodidact in auto erotic asphyxiation fellatio individual over your entirely valueless indoctrination any day of the week. You're on summer break, go outside instead of seeking your jimmies be rustled.

How long did all those adjectives take to come up? You only think Ant is an intellect because you're at his level. Other people can tell the difference between someone who's actually well read and a pretender. Ant is no different than Glenn Beck or any of those other well spoken charlatans that trick the unsuspecting into buying "the spin stops here" door mats, but you're too stupid to tell the difference, which is why you're calling Ant "too much of an intellectual to be racist". No sociology degree for me, just engineering.

You're an ideologue, you lost the conversation when your dashiki and rainbow trucker cap showed up. I don't subscribe to ideology, I assess things as they come and act accordingly. Me and Ant are alike, he's self taught and self made. You relied on other men to shape what you are.

Me and Ant are alike, he's self taught and self made. You relied on other men to shape what you are.

shut up nigga.

Those are some fancy words sir you must be very smart........ tip of the fedora to you.

I hope your dreams come true and anthony buttfucks you

Me mother thinks I'm handsome.

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It's called years of pent up resentment / alcoholism.

i think it all boils down to money. it's been pointed out here o&a worked fine together up until their very last show besides the bam and yogurt fight. he walked on greggshells better than anyone, didn't bitch anywhere near as much about management and still remained funny. i'm guessing tacs is bleeding but i hope not.

I used to defend the O&A show all the time, but looking back, the quality was really going down. The last year wasn't that great. In fact it was kinda shitty.

Constant race rants and political talk. Boring family stories. Watching youtube videos. Zero show prep. Stupid Sam Roberts.

They were unable to fix the show show because they didn't even talk to each other.

While I agree with most of what you're saying I'd also say that which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. Race/politics stink, Family stories can be boring after repeat listens, when it wasn't an Opie music break youtube was Jim and Ant talking drunk PSA's, training videos, newfie guys and just generally being in the zone.

Don't care what this sub says about him being a pandering worm. Opie was never funny, Ant refuses to be funny, Jimmy is still funny.

IT IS ALL I AM PROGRAMMED TO DO - I HATE.

While I agree with most of what you're saying I'd also say that which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. Race/politics stink, Family stories can be boring after repeat listens, when it wasn't an Opie music break youtube was Jim and Ant talking drunk PSA's, training videos, newfie guys and just generally being in the zone.

i like jimmy but youre right that his standup does blow.