OpieCon

0  2015-07-09 by unclepaul84

I was thinking why don't we have a gathering of fans who dislike Opie. It could be similar to FrancesaCon for Mike Francesa. We could all meet at a bar or rent out a space in Manhattan. The event could be dedicated to bashing Opie. Fans could dress up like Opie to mock him. We could invite comedians and friends of the show. There would be live music and stand up comedy. Possibly a cover of "walking on sunshine" (greggshells). The selling point would be that the proceeds go to charity. I'm thinking the proceeds could go to breast cancer awareness or Patrice Oneal's family. I'm actually serious about this. Thoughts...

13 comments

I'd rather kill myself.

Agreed. I'd rather you kill yourself too.

Go ahead Gregory

this sounds like the idea of a man who doesn't go outside enough. and that's coming from someone who doesn't go outside enough.

I'd rather go to a party hosted by Jim Jones.

All conventions are for nerds who have given up trying not to be nerds. It's bad enough we spend as much time as we do here socializing with words on a screen. We need to salvage some amount of dignity.

You guys are funny, but I have no desire to meet any of you

ME: F.H. Riley's "In the heart of Huntington Village"TM

I'd rather go back in time to when I was 1 and mail myself into a pedo fan club with a note on the parcel saying O&A specialist, crying means he likes it and wants more. There is nothing on this planet that would entice me to meet up with anyone even remotely associated with this subreddit and I'm actually serious about this.

It's not wordy enough.

We get it Opie.

We get it Opie.

It's not wordy enough.