Jimmy's entire schtick is calling out phonies. That's the sum of his personality and every one of his arguments. But here, "eeeeeeeeeh she's just playing the game, you know how it is."
So basically the same reason they dogged other celebrities for. I guess it's ok to apologize when it's your wildly more successful friend who left you in the dust.
What is there to give away exactly? There are CGI dinosaurs that look slightly better than the original movie and they'll being selling special cups at Burger King soon.
A couple minutes later Bobby was talking about his fatass and his struggle to fit in seatbelts on planes.
Bobby: I have to do some zen shit and and really squeeze to fit into those seatbelts. Once I hear that click I'm done, I'm not getting up for the rest of the flight because god knows after a few peanuts I'm not fitting back in.
So, for the group photo with Gervais, Jim suggested Opie come to that side of the console, and someone take the photo from Opie's position at the board.
Once he was over there, they realized they had nobody to actually take the photo. I assume that's because the Stengels needed to be in the picture?
Why do these two nothings feel they need to be in all the host photos with the guests? Sam and Erock never got to be in the photos with O&A and Jim.
The best thing about being younger than Opie is that I will be alive for his funeral. His funeral that I will miss and pay no attention to, and years later I'll read something in passing about it or someone will make a comment and I'll go "hah, good."
Get this Ken guy off the fucking phones and stop picking up on him. He's a race baiting clown and calls up with the same shit every fucking time, enough of this clown.
They showed an abstinence video that was so vague, afterward I had to ask what abstinence was. They could have summed the whole video up in a simple sentence.
Ken STINKS and so does Ricky Gervais by this evidence. Holy shit, you bleeding heart puss. Grow a pair and be willing to call a douche out no matter his color. This is coming from somebody who always votes dem by the way, we're not all social justice warriors, my TACS friends.
Not sure why you're being down voted, they're far from irrelevant. they just sold out stadiums for 5 separate shows and had hundreds of thousands of people watching those shows
Yeah, me either. I just didn't want to try and respond, since anything people post that doesn't bash Opie is down-voted into oblivion. Was just gonna cut my losses haha.
Just read that they broke all time streaming & ppv records with the chicago shows. how dare they talk about the irrelevant grateful dead. oh yeah opie has tits!
Each respective night set a new attendance record, breaking the previous one held by U2 (Night 3 had 71,000 people there)
Ticket sales alone brought in over $55 million
More than 175,000 people paid for the live stream, which doesn't include the shows being shown in movie theaters, bars, concert venues, or places with multiple people watching
SOOOOOOOO many people stopped caring when Jerry died 20 years ago...
people who actually like football don't give a fuck about the womens world cup. Only people who don't watch the game regularly get into it. Like Americans. Saying that your league now averages 20k a game which in any other country is a decent amount.
Between the Gervais dog torture talk and Colon's story about roasting Deniro, I thought this was a replay. Opie is too lazy to come up with something new to talk about. I guess he thinks he really pumped up the show with the Ken call. He cant tell the difference between a call that annoys Jimmy in a way that everyone can laugh at and one that annoys everyone and they see no humor or care about it.
the first ken call sent them down the road to tedium, and the second marked their arrival at pablum. opie steering the ship into the Gulf of Yawns. everyone knows the best way to utilize three comedians is serious debate.
You don't think its GOOD whenever he comes in, they enjoy 15mins of honest laughs......THEN BOOM, an hour of anti animal skinning talk (which OF COURSE Jim has 'always agreed with')..That's not GOOD to u?
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34 That70smoke 2015-07-07
Opie and Jim went after celebrity's all last year for apologizing but say Amy only did it to keep a job and understand why she did it. Ridiculous.
20 KingTutsstache 2015-07-07
It's really sad from a worm who never wants to be inconsistent.
9 TriangleDimes 2015-07-07
Jimmy's entire schtick is calling out phonies. That's the sum of his personality and every one of his arguments. But here, "eeeeeeeeeh she's just playing the game, you know how it is."
13 havingmadfun 2015-07-07
So basically the same reason they dogged other celebrities for. I guess it's ok to apologize when it's your wildly more successful friend who left you in the dust.
20 KingTutsstache 2015-07-07
That could be any comic guest ever on the show.
10 little-pete-ferguson 2015-07-07
Norton would accept an apology from Hitler if he had decent half four under his belt!
6 Binski13 2015-07-07
Cmon man blink dont tell me you cant see the difference between a comedian apologizing and an actor blink cmon man
31 kevin121312 2015-07-07
Opie: We got a guy on the line who's gonna talk about Jurrasic World
Jim: Don't give anything away dude, actually fuck it, give it away
Opie: Give it away, give it away give it away now. Just give it away, I'm not gonna see it
Jim: Actually dude, I may see it, so don't give anything away
Opie: What am I talking about, I wanna see it too, don't give anything away
21 winkleham 2015-07-07
What is there to give away exactly? There are CGI dinosaurs that look slightly better than the original movie and they'll being selling special cups at Burger King soon.
3 ytambien 2015-07-07
There's a slight twist towards the end when they're hunting the Indominus Rex.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-07-07
Is that the part just after they feed the ginormous but gentle Erockosaurous?
2 RearNakedGrope 2015-07-07
Exactly. It's not like it's a horror or suspense film, it's just another summer action movie, what could a person possibly give away to ruin it?
2 OpiesBreasts 2015-07-07
Well, they are going to get loose...no one would go to the movie expecting that. They will also likely be eating and attacking people.
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9 DjangoSucka 2015-07-07
That's how you steer the ship! Let your co-host do the steering.
10 EskimoEscrow 2015-07-07
I'm getting motion sickness.
6 ONAFan2014 2015-07-07
Are those actual quotes?
6 ytambien 2015-07-07
pretty much, yeah.
A couple minutes later Bobby was talking about his fatass and his struggle to fit in seatbelts on planes.
Bobby: I have to do some zen shit and and really squeeze to fit into those seatbelts. Once I hear that click I'm done, I'm not getting up for the rest of the flight because god knows after a few peanuts I'm not fitting back in.Opie: WHAT? A COUPLE PEANUTS? REALLY?Bobby: No, it was a joke.Opie: Oh.clip of Opie's retardation since my memory sucks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EnnPpTyuYU&t=57m45s
1 kevin121312 2015-07-07
yes
4 [deleted] 2015-07-07
This shit hurts to even read.
21 That70smoke 2015-07-07
Opie "we need to talk about Cosby he's finally admitting it!"
Jim "well they're actually taking it from a 2005 deposition"
9 michaeIcolestie 2015-07-07
The reading comprehension of a newt.
3 im_not 2015-07-07
Tits just needs to be put down at this point.
16 i_saw_nothing 2015-07-07
So, for the group photo with Gervais, Jim suggested Opie come to that side of the console, and someone take the photo from Opie's position at the board.
Once he was over there, they realized they had nobody to actually take the photo. I assume that's because the Stengels needed to be in the picture?
Why do these two nothings feel they need to be in all the host photos with the guests? Sam and Erock never got to be in the photos with O&A and Jim.
5 LilBeavis 2015-07-07
ME: Management likes the new direction of the breath after-show photos thank you berry much!!! PEERiod. sniff
15 867-5309- 2015-07-07
Jesus fucking Christ the Fat, Unfunny Stangel Fucks are the least interesting, most untalented siblings on the planet!
15 KillinItForUsToday 2015-07-07
I dont ever want to hear Opie say the words: fuuuuhck, brutal, second-season, or 'Give it away now'(3x).Ever. I want him to not be alive.
10 Slette 2015-07-07
Can he still sing "Money, money, money, money... money" whenever someone says the word "money"?
7 Lasagna_Hat 2015-07-07
Is this his new thing?
"Just keepin' it light, fellas! (shoots a finger pistol and a wink at Jimmy)...ch-ch-ch-changes!"
12 TriangleDimes 2015-07-07
The best thing about being younger than Opie is that I will be alive for his funeral. His funeral that I will miss and pay no attention to, and years later I'll read something in passing about it or someone will make a comment and I'll go "hah, good."
2 LilBeavis 2015-07-07
PEW PEW PEW!!!!
3 KillinItForUsToday 2015-07-07
NoooOOoooo!.yuck..the guy is a fucking walking talking Yuck.
11 LookyLookyMissCookie 2015-07-07
Great line by Bob Kelly about chinese womens soccer team......You see the helmets they were wearing oh that was their hair.
9 aso513 2015-07-07
Get this Ken guy off the fucking phones and stop picking up on him. He's a race baiting clown and calls up with the same shit every fucking time, enough of this clown.
5 That70smoke 2015-07-07
For sure and you know he comes and trolls the listening thread after his calls thinking we will be praising him for his honesty, FUCK YOU KEN
5 KingTutsstache 2015-07-07
Statistically, Opie is bound to have a good show at least once. I'm wagering on today.
10 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-07-07
You're about as good at maths as Opie.
9 i_saw_nothing 2015-07-07
Did you hear Opie ask Dr. Steve if it's possible for a woman to get pregnant from anal sex?
He heard it on Brother Wease's show yesterday.
6 RearNakedGrope 2015-07-07
I actually asked that same question before, when I was 12 years old in sex-ed. Thank god I'm not pregnant.
2 [deleted] 2015-07-07
I asked why condoms stop girls from getting pregnant. I still didn't understand after it was explained. Everybody else in class seemed to know.
2 RearNakedGrope 2015-07-07
They showed an abstinence video that was so vague, afterward I had to ask what abstinence was. They could have summed the whole video up in a simple sentence.
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-07-07
Don't forget to post the link friend.
3 i_saw_nothing 2015-07-07
Please take the time to enjoy the absolute stunned silence after asking this question.
2 michaeIcolestie 2015-07-07
I feel horrible for your eardrums,
4 867-5309- 2015-07-07
Apparently one of the Fat, Unfunny Stangel Fucks was the bartender during the incident with the FSU quarterback:
http://i.imgur.com/06RtVmM.jpg
4 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2015-07-07
piss,shit,fuck,fart.
3 BoardroomBimmy 2015-07-07
Jim Norton, ladies and gentlemen!
3 That70smoke 2015-07-07
Opie ruined the Ricky interview by taking that twat kens phone call twice.
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3 hautebird 2015-07-07
Opie says the last thing he wants after talking for 3.5 hours every day is to go home and talk on the phone. Huh? Isn't that what he wanted from Ant?
2 drexler57346 2015-07-07
Ken STINKS and so does Ricky Gervais by this evidence. Holy shit, you bleeding heart puss. Grow a pair and be willing to call a douche out no matter his color. This is coming from somebody who always votes dem by the way, we're not all social justice warriors, my TACS friends.
1 hautebird 2015-07-07
The guys actually thought he was black? What the hell?
Edit: Bobby was on it. Ricky is a dummy.
2 nointernetforyou 2015-07-07
I like blob kelly. Is this show worth listening to?
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1 Slette 2015-07-07
I forgot to ask, did Opie get the chance to clap like a mong after someone made a completely vanilla statement today?
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-4 valley_pete 2015-07-07
They just played their final shows together this past weekend in Chicago lol. It wasn't like he randomly brought them up.
Also, I was at the shows and it was fucking amazing. Just a little taste...
3 SkipErrl 2015-07-07
Not sure why you're being down voted, they're far from irrelevant. they just sold out stadiums for 5 separate shows and had hundreds of thousands of people watching those shows
1 valley_pete 2015-07-07
Yeah, me either. I just didn't want to try and respond, since anything people post that doesn't bash Opie is down-voted into oblivion. Was just gonna cut my losses haha.
2 SkipErrl 2015-07-07
Just read that they broke all time streaming & ppv records with the chicago shows. how dare they talk about the irrelevant grateful dead. oh yeah opie has tits!
1 valley_pete 2015-07-07
212,000 people attended over the 3 nights
Each respective night set a new attendance record, breaking the previous one held by U2 (Night 3 had 71,000 people there)
Ticket sales alone brought in over $55 million
More than 175,000 people paid for the live stream, which doesn't include the shows being shown in movie theaters, bars, concert venues, or places with multiple people watching
SOOOOOOOO many people stopped caring when Jerry died 20 years ago...
2 SkipErrl 2015-07-07
now we just sound like two bitter deadheads but maybe we are hahaha
1 valley_pete 2015-07-07
Yeah, we just hit critical condition on here lol. Now all we need is for someone to Phish is better and it'll be like Chernobyl
0 DAC027 2015-07-07
Of COURSE Opie would dismiss the Women's World Cup as dull and unexciting. Moron.
2 Dennyisthepisslord 2015-07-07
people who actually like football don't give a fuck about the womens world cup. Only people who don't watch the game regularly get into it. Like Americans. Saying that your league now averages 20k a game which in any other country is a decent amount.
-7 Snake_____86 2015-07-07
Ugh... enough of that Brit Faggot.
3 grocery_man 2015-07-07
Anyone else bored of gervais animal bullcrap? I bet you any money he's not even a vegan.
4 DjangoSucka 2015-07-07
I'm pretty sure he's said he's not vegan. Not 100%, but pretty sure
-1 grocery_man 2015-07-07
Well talk about a hypocrite eh.
3 sexylarrytate 2015-07-07
Between the Gervais dog torture talk and Colon's story about roasting Deniro, I thought this was a replay. Opie is too lazy to come up with something new to talk about. I guess he thinks he really pumped up the show with the Ken call. He cant tell the difference between a call that annoys Jimmy in a way that everyone can laugh at and one that annoys everyone and they see no humor or care about it.
1 IgorTufluv 2015-07-07
the first ken call sent them down the road to tedium, and the second marked their arrival at pablum. opie steering the ship into the Gulf of Yawns. everyone knows the best way to utilize three comedians is serious debate.
1 TrackSuitVos 2015-07-07
Once was enough.
1 KillinItForUsToday 2015-07-07
You don't think its GOOD whenever he comes in, they enjoy 15mins of honest laughs......THEN BOOM, an hour of anti animal skinning talk (which OF COURSE Jim has 'always agreed with')..That's not GOOD to u?
6 McGowan9 2015-07-07
Yet Jimmy never seems to call out Trump jr for shooting fucking elephants for kicks. A worm he is.
5 vincentgallosdick 2015-07-07
Are they still doing that shit where they ask the guest the exact same questions as they did the previous appearance?