Must be all those fans in London putting Scorch over the top.

Manch Vegas

Not to mention the 90th market, they know who they are.

vury good. theres the joke.

ME: There it is

Does Sam really need his own reddit?

Does /r/opieandfriendshow?

God. Sam's hairline is fucking brutal.

He looks like my dick sticking out of my pubes

Sam sucks. No surprise here. Scorch's antics are at least entertaining.

Just checkin some numbers.

Scorch legitimately scares me.

I always got the vibe that he'd kill someone, and/or has before.

Convicted murderer and former radio host James Keown reminds me a lot of Scorch.

James Keown, he said, was a shameless liar, going all the way back to his early days in radio.

Those stories he told friends like Betsy Dudenhoeffer about being the voice of ESPN radio in Chicago — bogus. James had really been more of a behind-the-scenes guy.

And that fancy car he paraded in front of Betsy, the one he said he had paid thousands for? Friends later found out the nice wheels had been a rental.

But the biggest whopper James Keown had told—the granddaddy of them all—was about getting into Harvard.

The guy said he got into Harvard and went to the school during the day. Making up detailed stories about his time there.

He would do it, and then convince himself that it was the right thing to do, like a rapist who thinks their victim enjoyed it.

/r/scortch is our fallback sub. Everyone knows this.

ME: It has begun! (From Mortal Kombat, that's the bit)

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How does the ol' Opieradio sub compare to these two?

Weird news!!

Does Sam have his own subreddit?