She looks like a child trying to smile for a yearbook picture, like she's seen people smiling before but doesn't understand the emotion behind why someone would smile.
It's the smile of a lady who has one arm knee deep in a rich man's pocket while having a 40 year old skateboarder's cock regularly buried in her rectum
Can we please stop with this Bam Margera fucking Opies wife nonsense? Bam probably fucks women half the age of opies wife all the time, he wouldnt fuck greggs wife on one of his bad days, thats the real insult
It is juvenile, but ever heard that clip back in the day of how hard Opie was raging at an article where basically Opie's fiance was getting railed by Bam on tape? This sub detests Opie, so whatever causes such a reaction from him is automatically the top shelf insult. I hate the cuck meme, but I hate Opie more.
The rest of your comment doesn't matter, because Bam DID fuck Opie's wife, therefore it's enough ammunition for this sub reddit to assume it happens on a daily basis.
Look around, does anyone think anything through here?
It does though, because the last part of it is me saying dont be silly because Bam has enough standards to not fuck Opies wife, I wasnt actually trying to tell people to stop, its hilarious
I don't think you realize this isn't about Bam, this is about humiliating Opie relentlessly on a public forum because it makes us feel good. I don't care whether Bam would fuck Lynsi or not. I just want to disrespect the psycho.
I have the same smile in a picture from when I was like seven years old. Just lips pushed back and teeth showing, not knowing I'm supposed to feel happy in that moment.
The type of woman you're supposed to think is hot because she fits the general criteria, but in actuality is very bland and boring. She's like a blank WRPG game character where you haven't adjusted your character feature sliders. Just boring.
Did you know that Bam's current wife appeared in an episode of Viva La Bam, as a groupie? I wonder if you go back through the episodes and look closely, maybe Lindsay (I refuse to spell her name that other ridiculous way) appears in one of the episodes?
55 comments
46 takyon_deathyon 2015-07-02
We get it
22 K1bbler 2015-07-02
Good job
3 TrackSuitVos 2015-07-02
He's extreme!
1 stinkskc 2015-07-02
that might be my new favorite thing
10 RearNakedGrope 2015-07-02
She looks like a child trying to smile for a yearbook picture, like she's seen people smiling before but doesn't understand the emotion behind why someone would smile.
21 unclepaul84 2015-07-02
She smiling because she is thinking of the odds of a breast cancer diagnosis for Greg and an early inheritance.
1 Opprobriousness 2015-07-02
Yeah, it's the smile of a serial killer.
10 KenFrezno 2015-07-02
It's the smile of a lady who has one arm knee deep in a rich man's pocket while having a 40 year old skateboarder's cock regularly buried in her rectum
2 WhiteIsJustBetter 2015-07-02
Can we please stop with this Bam Margera fucking Opies wife nonsense? Bam probably fucks women half the age of opies wife all the time, he wouldnt fuck greggs wife on one of his bad days, thats the real insult
2 JohnQNo1 2015-07-02
the word "cuck" gets thrown around willy-nilly here but...thats some repressed cuck shit man
0 WhiteIsJustBetter 2015-07-02
I think there is a giant line between wanting someone to fuck your wife, and wanting a wife that everyone would want
0 KenFrezno 2015-07-02
It is juvenile, but ever heard that clip back in the day of how hard Opie was raging at an article where basically Opie's fiance was getting railed by Bam on tape? This sub detests Opie, so whatever causes such a reaction from him is automatically the top shelf insult. I hate the cuck meme, but I hate Opie more.
0 WhiteIsJustBetter 2015-07-02
Uhm, did you read my whole comment?
0 KenFrezno 2015-07-02
The rest of your comment doesn't matter, because Bam DID fuck Opie's wife, therefore it's enough ammunition for this sub reddit to assume it happens on a daily basis.
Look around, does anyone think anything through here?
0 WhiteIsJustBetter 2015-07-02
It does though, because the last part of it is me saying dont be silly because Bam has enough standards to not fuck Opies wife, I wasnt actually trying to tell people to stop, its hilarious
-2 KenFrezno 2015-07-02
I don't think you realize this isn't about Bam, this is about humiliating Opie relentlessly on a public forum because it makes us feel good. I don't care whether Bam would fuck Lynsi or not. I just want to disrespect the psycho.
0 WhiteIsJustBetter 2015-07-02
Do you realize I was being sarcastic and feel the same way you do?
0 KenFrezno 2015-07-02
Yes, but you are a massive autist so I keep going.
1 WhiteIsJustBetter 2015-07-02
fair enough
4 RearNakedGrope 2015-07-02
I have the same smile in a picture from when I was like seven years old. Just lips pushed back and teeth showing, not knowing I'm supposed to feel happy in that moment.
1 stinkskc 2015-07-02
she can't fight her standing bitch face
10 TibetanLesbian 2015-07-02
Opie's a class act. I would never invite a guy accused of railing my fiancée to the wedding.
-7 RatherPleasent 2015-07-02
Dude, that's a photoshopped picture.
17 TibetanLesbian 2015-07-02
No, it's not, stupid. Bam's a naturally pixelated guy.
0 RatherPleasent 2015-07-02
Shit, I fucked up. I didn't take that into consideration.
6 frrunkis 2015-07-02
I made that picture! Glad it's still hovering around
5 jimcozad 2015-07-02
I think this is real
4 grocery_man 2015-07-02
She seems like a classy lass - http://i.imgur.com/NcNnmI8.jpg
8 KenFrezno 2015-07-02
She looks like a meme girl. Let me unpack that.
The type of woman you're supposed to think is hot because she fits the general criteria, but in actuality is very bland and boring. She's like a blank WRPG game character where you haven't adjusted your character feature sliders. Just boring.
14 mattirawks 2015-07-02
Please don't ever say 'let me unpack that' again. ..
2 KenFrezno 2015-07-02
Sam Harris says it
0 tremonti90 2015-07-02
I'm sad because you made that RPG analogy, and I'm said because I know exactly what youre talking about.
-2 baraksobamas 2015-07-02
So she's a blonde Bella twin?
-2 MartyVanB 2015-07-02
Pamela Anderson Syndrome
5 K1bbler 2015-07-02
No that's hepatitis.
3 drexler57346 2015-07-02
Two pics apparently exist of this girl
0 NoremacMartin 2015-07-02
and a happy one
4 chris2webby 2015-07-02
Did you know that Bam's current wife appeared in an episode of Viva La Bam, as a groupie? I wonder if you go back through the episodes and look closely, maybe Lindsay (I refuse to spell her name that other ridiculous way) appears in one of the episodes?
4 RaiderRush2112 2015-07-02
As Ant is screaming at a poor Asian blackjack dealer.
2 FHRITP69er 2015-07-02
Man, she looks so much like Shawna Lenee
1 TheTacsMan 2015-07-02
A slightly prettier Paris Hilton too.
-1 tank_hankerous 2015-07-02
damn, good call, gonna fap now
2 Cullen396 2015-07-02
I bet she gave him the name Bam.
2 Dannyprecise 2015-07-02
Is it true that he met her at a fan event? Wouldn't that have raised significant red flags?
1 nomorecompromise 2015-07-02
I wanna kiss Lyns and grab her boobs.
13 [deleted] 2015-07-02
Ok, Bobo
1 silks322 2015-07-02
Philly Crew Represent!!!
8 balderoonus 2015-07-02
I miss The Philly Crew bot
1 stinkskc 2015-07-02
gentlenen, we can rebuild him. with even more father dorris than before. bigger, stronger, douchier.
1 unclepaul84 2015-07-02
She probably gets drenched in cum on a nightly basis. How does Opie not commit suicide??
0 Me007gold 2015-07-02
Opie enjoys being a cuck
1 snarkity 2015-07-02
Leave it alone!
1 jtreezy 2015-07-02
His wife looks like the inbred redneck slut from Wrong Turn 6.
0 mikestl1988 2015-07-02
No this was from the night of the conception of his 1st born
0 [deleted] 2015-07-02
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-2 Bam-Hughes 2015-07-02
I so look forward to when she takes the kids and money and finally finishes him off.
1 WhiteIsJustBetter 2015-07-02
fair enough