6/29/15 show

0  2015-06-29 by hoogityboogitiesRIP

Roland the booker has booked multiple seats to fly across the country and appear at Comicon.

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ME: Jim, I re-watched (watched for the first time because I never saw it and lied for years) True Romance and now I get some of your movie references.

This guy IS Todd.

Wow, Lynsi actually let him watch an R rated movie.

She must've had LaMarcus and DeQuarius waiting in the fourth guest bedroom.

It was when she left him on father's day

DeQuarius

LOL

He fucking STINKS.

Todd has more talent.

He then kept saying he forgot how good it was. No, that's not how forgetting something works you lying nothing.

"Billy Joel is one of those guys they just love him across the board." Opie knows what's hip. Everyone loves Billy Joel.

His favorite Song is "Moving out (Anthony's Song)"

schinkelbout it

ME: Woah, thanks for turning me on to a DEEP TRACK.

Yes!! And the Robert Plant is mostly accoustical so be prepared for that. thanks for the hipTip

It truly is a treat to be able to listen to The Opester, drawing from his deep knowledge from decades of experience in radio, just kick back and talk music. How lucky we are.

In all fairness, that's a tough idea to commit too. Billy Joel wasn't known for the hitssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

ME: HITSSSS, I go, I go deep with the 'Joel EROCK you got some a dat BIG SSSSSHOT

So much fake laughter.

Since the whiny, sob-fest, Opie's has been really red-lining his Douche-trometer. I didn't mind what a dope he was until recently, now he's an unbearably pushy, stammering, overzealous moron.

There have been so many times you can tell that Opie has no confidence in a question he's about to ask, or a statement he's about to make. His stammering and stuttering has gone up exponentially.

ME:...do ya think?

Robbie Lawler was boring as hell. There's never been any UFC-related guest -- Dana White included -- who has ever been remotely interesting on the show. I'll never forgive Jimmy for rushing the Norm MacDonald interview so he could talk to fucking Brock Lesnar (when he was fighting for UFC).

That's most athletes, except retired ones, to me. They bring 0 energy or personality to these types of shows. JRE is a mild exception if you can handle 3 hours on training and war stories.

Conor McGregor is the only fighter worth listening to and guess what................Jimmy hates him.

Normand is great on Skanks and Tuesdays with Stories, but as usual, guys that are great on other podcasts suck on Tittyradio because titty

I've never heard of him but he made some clever jokes that I thought were funny. Maybe it's because I wasn't expecting much but I wouldn't mind if he made another appearance.

I simply don't believe a word that comes out of Mark Normand's mouth. And the Fat, Unfunny Stangel Fucks are awful.

Come on, you think that he story he told on LoS was a lie? Who hasn't knocked back a few, gotten behind the wheel, started bumping a stranger's car, who turns out to be an undercover cop, who then gets his biker buddy to jump into your car (after a 10 minute pursuit) but thankfully your drunk, teenage friend throws the biker out of the moving car so that when you get home to a living room full of cops, you can shove peanut butter in your mouth to pass the breathalyzer.

I mean, my friends from high school all got stories like that.

And then the cop started puking on my friend etc etc

And the cop fell on his dashboard cam. No tape.

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Well he was definitely telling the truth on LOS that time he told this story.

He and his gang of suburban white kids were driving around when they drove by a parked car and his friend, while still in the car, kicked the mirror off of it. Then a giant ripped Asian guy with pony tail in boxers ran out screaming about his car. Runs back in his house and comes out with a big kitchen knife. They had to wait for him to come out since they were stopped at a red light. Jumps in his car and chased them in his car for the next hour. He's an incredible driver that repeatedly pulls up beside them motioning that he going to slit their throats. They have to drive on lawns trying to get away. Luckily it's 2:00 am in New Orleans so no one was out to see this and call the cops.

They go on the 24 mile long Causeway bridge so there's no turning around.Mark finally decided to call the cops when they hit stand still traffic and the guy jumps out of his car and runs up to their car. Mark calls 911 and they tell them the cops are already on the bridge due to an accident which is what caused the traffic jam. Somehow the cops are able to get there at the exact moment giant Asian in his boxers kicks the mirror off their car.

The cops listen to the Asians guy's story and ask them if it's what happened. They deny it. The cops let them go. They tell the story to everyone at their Catholic school on Monday. They whole school thinks they are badasses.

Friday he and his friends are called to the principal's office. The cops are waiting for them in the office. They serve them with a subpoena to testify because the giant Asian is pressing charges. They have to go to court to tell their side. Which is funny since usually they arrest people and then charge them. They don't tell their parents. The principal doesn't tell their parents either even though the cops used his office to subpoena a bunch of minor students accused of committing a crime. The principal for Catholic high school, because they're not strict at all. the cops don't tell their parents even though they are attempting to charge minors with a crime.

They then wrote out a script of their made up story of what happened and rehearsed it over and over. On the way to court one of them starts to freak out about lying in court, screaming the that they should just confess. Mark convinces him to go through with lying.

And for some reason even though they were given a court appointed attorney, the attorney didn't call their parents even though they were minor high school students.

Luckily for them a cop runs in with note for the judge. Judge reads it and dismisses the case. Their court appointed attorney tells them that the giant Asian man killed someone, is in jail, and can't come to court

So it's all over with, they got away with it, and their parents never found out.

wut

tldr

autism.

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I listened for five minutes. The lilt in the voice of the FUSF talking in that time was great. Oh his voice is rising, he's going to get to the point of his meandering storystatement. Nope, the joke is on you dear listener, there is no point and there never is one.

The Stangels haven't brought a single interesting story since they came on board.

Im not sure which was more cringey and awful to listen to. Tits spending that much time on the Paris Hilton prank show garbage, or the Stangels (& Travis) actually thinking it was "real",..or when Tits at the end proclaimed "I THINK its fake...what about u jimmy?" (after jim had repeatedly said its fake). I Hate him.

Opie: "I say it's FAKE! "I'm gonna be THAT GUY. Jimmy, are YOU gonna that guy too?"

Jim: "uh- I SAID it was fake..."

YUCK

The only thing the Fat, Unfunny Stangel Fucks have done is they've increased the number of people listening to Howard & the Bennington replay wherever they participate in the show.

ME: I keep my gay friends to a minimum Mark Norman... to appear accepting

He has friends?

I would have thought (based on nothing more than movies and tv shows) that gays in Manhattan are a pretty urbane and sophisticated bunch. Why the fuck would they hang out with a mouth breather like the Opester, for the scintillating and witty conversation?

Not sure if Mark Normands stories are real or if he's a tucker max type

there is a lot of max tucker in Normand

He is Opie Max.

How many times does 'getting in trouble' mean just absolutely nothing.

Opie eats bran flakes

Mark Normand sounds exactly like the Cryptkeeper guy from PFG TV.

https://youtu.be/bUqywWD9AtU?t=14m23s

It's infuriating how bad the Fun Strangler Brothers are. I wonder how much they're earning to bring absolutely nothing of value to the table. I mean Sirius never had any money for Patrice, Dr. Steve, Burr, CK...but they can afford to keep these corpulent comedic redundancies on the show? Get fucked!

Are they even trying to be funny anymore?

What a bad show.

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Who's in today?

This Mark Norman guy might be funny if he had some people to talk to. Like Bennington show

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