Bawby

27  2015-06-28 by barrruuuch

26 comments

He goes back and forth between fat and healthy, Tibetan, Iranian, Italian and Puerto Rican. He's like a shitty shapeshifter comic book character.

So you're saying he's even more awesome than he used to be?

I beg to differ, sir.

he's the God of many faces

God of stuffed faces maybe.

Many races.

He looks like an Iraqi Salesman

Lol

He looks like the mexican bank greeter.

Karyn, we needed that drawn-on-with-mascara-goatee!

he looks like a new jersey wigger with distant mongolian roots

He looks like a Colombian Female to Male Transman.

He looks like the Latin friend from a sitcom about Jeff Foxworthy.

He looks like a fat Carlito's Way (Carlito's Weigh.) (Boo)

He looks like a porn parody of The Commish.

He looks like he'd win Best Supporting Actor if Eskimo's had their own version of the Oscars.

He looks like his fingers are girthier than his toes.

He looks like if they remade Fargo in 1970's Baltimore

He looks like he belongs in the owner's box of an Arena Football League stadium.

He looks like if someone bad at photoshop tried to make Shaq look Italian.

He looks like he can tell you which airport bars have bathrooms with gloryholes.

Okay, sorry.

Carlitos Weigh lmao

He looks like a Bulgarian Buck Angel

He looks like

He looks like he drew that facial hair on with a sharpie.

Why is Sam grabbing Carlos Mencia at the top of the page? Mayo Punisher.

Was this him in his "hot days" that he mentions every 5 minutes in his podcast? Which is fucking cancer for the ears.

How is this dude Irish.

He's not Irish or Italian. He has to have Puerto Rican or Asian in him.

His goatee looks like a shiny ballbag

Bobby's act is just fat jokes. Better than Opie's act of no jokes.

He looks like he would play Johnny Drama's stunt double from the fake "Viking Quest" show on Entourage.

He's just fat. If he lost 200 pounds he'd be the same guy without hair.

John Leguizamo lookin mafucka

He looks like one of Carlos Mencia's brothers who uses his name to get ahead in life

He was great as the villain in Jurassic World.