Not to sound like a jew
17 2015-06-26 by DickBloodRed
Saw Norton was coming to Houston. Was discouraged when I saw it was at the House of Blues but the 48.75 price tag a ticket made me put my card back in my wallet. I am pretty sure he mentioned not to long ago how he likes to keep the tickets under 30... could be wrong. I go to comedy shows simi regularly but that shit is ridiculous.
Forgot to mention standing room only....
45 comments
27 Snake_____86 2015-06-26
$48.75 to see a worm.
14 CumiaSucksTheBig1 2015-06-26
A blinky, awkward, unfunny worm.
4 lickitoff 2015-06-26
Doing a weird, pacing, half-crouching, bad posture thing that implies he's really intense, and has had enough! But does anybody remember the jokes?
6 netbent 2015-06-26
DeRosa pays less for his snuff films.
13 gaycunt03 2015-06-26
That's a lot of money to go see some guy on radio do an average attempt at his side gig.
13 MonsteRain 2015-06-26
It's the House of Blues, they jack up all the prices. They fucking suck. Although you can blame him for going there, not sure what else is around.
3 DickBloodRed 2015-06-26
There is a Improv and a independent comedy club. But yea HoB is garbage.
2 Vargas_Larson 2015-06-26
RIP Laff Stop
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11 Pat_Battle_Storage 2015-06-26
Wantagh comedy for Branson prices.
I remember getting pissy when doors for Louis and Stanhope started creeping over $15. "Who does this fucker think he is? Charo? I'm only buying six beers."
You kids have it rough.
8 EskimoEscrow 2015-06-26
I saw Brian Regan for $30, he fucking KILLED it
5 CuckECheese 2015-06-26
You paid $30 for a cup of dirt.
1 stinkskc 2015-06-26
I too like Reagan
7 adolfin99 2015-06-26
Oy vey !!!
6 imcreggschinkell 2015-06-26
Greed is a motherfucker
6 ShaneMichaelOfficial 2015-06-26
I saw Tim Allen in Hollywood a month or so back and it cost me 39.99, the fact Norton is charging more, and in Houston (not L.A. where he's known for Leno) is a bit hilarious in and of itself
Edit: Don't ask me why I saw Tim Allen
1 Mud- 2015-06-26
So how was the toolman?
2 ShaneMichaelOfficial 2015-06-26
Actually surprisingly good. Wasn't as family friendly as I expected him to be, had a lot of adult-themed jokes and had the crowd going most of the time
being a kid who grew up watching Home Improvement religiously, it was kind of a big deal
0 fullpowerattack 2015-06-26
You wrote an Edit without actually editing, and then, when someone asks you about it, you tell them. What the fuck was the point? Reddit circlejerk points?
1 ShaneMichaelOfficial 2015-06-26
I did edit my post, do you want me to e-mail and call reddit and ask why there isn't a star next to my post you little fag?
0 lickitoff 2015-06-26
Why did you see Ti--...oh.
5 Ksamantha91 2015-06-26
I saw him last year in Baltimore. He was funny, but barely said anything I haven't heard before from amateurs at open mics; jokes about pop culture and tinder. Definitely not worth almost $50.
4 sanfrancisco69er 2015-06-26
50 bucks to see Jim Norton? Holy shit. i saw him in 2013 for $18
4 KennethFresno 2015-06-26
If theres no minimum drinks then youd be paying what you'd pay for a 25-30 dollar show.
1 DickBloodRed 2015-06-26
I would be getting drinks for my girl and myself. If I remember beers at HoB Houston are 9 bucks.
3 Rhaegarys 2015-06-26
Jimmy HAAAAAAATES standing room only and insists NEVER to do that to his shows!
1 Louis_cks_boat 2015-06-26
Only if they don't give him 30 percent raise
2 lickitoff 2015-06-26
Kenny, get out there with your clicker and count every last one of those standing motherfuckers!
2 highflyin 2015-06-26
That should be the price for two to see a mediocre comedy act.
2 Vargas_Larson 2015-06-26
I dunno...on the one hand, I've never seen Jimmy live before...on the other hand, I'm hesitant to pay fucking $50 on general principle. I'm seeing Danzig next month for $30, and he's playing with four other bands. House of Blues can eat ass.
2 CuckECheese 2015-06-26
"You ever notice that gay butts the porn sex in the news?" * blinks, nods, and walks across stage *
1 kevin121312 2015-06-26
I think you meant, encouraged and semi-regularly. As for the show, just listen to OnJ. I'm sure it's all the same shit he talked about for the past 6 months. Caitlin, ISIS, pilitical correctness..
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1 Okefenokie 2015-06-26
Any idea what a gig like that actually pays the comic? What do you think Norton earns at a place like the Chuckle Hut in Pittsburgh?
1 AnudderCast 2015-06-26
I don't know that actual Jewery has anything to do with not wanting to be $50 a ticket to see Norton.
1 kgt5003 2015-06-26
You can see Jim Jefferies or Louis for about 40 bucks. That's pretty crazy that Jimmy is askin for more than those guys.
1 spinuch 2015-06-26
I payed a bunch of fawkin money to see Louie's big red pekkah.
1 thisusernameisfunny 2015-06-26
FIFTY DOLLARS? FOR JIM NORTON STANDUP?
HOW DELUSIONAL IS THIS MAN? LOL
1 MikeeJ 2015-06-26
If you're not a fan you're not a fan. That's ok
1 Rondog01 2015-06-26
Found a discount through groupon. http://gr.pn/1NafdbL
0 Rondog01 2015-06-26
Fucking buy the ticket!! I bought mine
8 TossyMcSalad 2015-06-26
50 bucks to stand around... only if somebody is kneeling infront of me.
6 CuckECheese 2015-06-26
Just yell "monster rain."
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0 anthropopopometry 2015-06-26
soz man, you sound like a jew.
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-1 AntsCamera 2015-06-26
Cheap Jew fuck.
Happy Passover you heeb, nothing like celebrating a holiday where everyone but Jews are killed, you Abraham fuckers have no right to bitch about Nazi genocide considering what passover means.
Pay the money, tape it, then put it on you tube with ads, if you are going to be a fucking shylock at least make money on it.
1 TossyMcSalad 2015-06-26
lol, bring up blood libel, while you are at it.
2 AntsCamera 2015-06-26
Joe Derosa did not teach me about that yet, next weeks episode is on why they all have big noses, then the blood libel.
You have to keep it in order.
To be honest, I did offer good advice on how to be an even bigger shylock, his parents should teach him that, but it is a free lesson from the Gentile.
Put a good word in for me with the big guy.
2 lickitoff 2015-06-26
Kenny, get out there with your clicker and count every last one of those standing motherfuckers!