Anthony is bread, Opie is mayonnaise, Jim is turkey.

The bread is the sturdy foundation of the sandwich that is the Opie and Anthony show. Then, you apply the mayonnaise to the bread in order to assure everything sticks together. Then you lay on the turkey to add that delicious flavor that this sandwich was previously desperately lacking. If you peel apart the sandwich and eat the pieces individually, you're going to have a problem. The bread, while it can hold you over, just doesn't have that good of a taste on it's own in comparison. The turkey can be alright to snack on but in the long run, it really needs the sandwich pieces to make it a meal instead of a snack. Don't eat mayonnaise by itself you fucking insane faggot.

Yeah. In fact, just scrape off as much of the mayonnaise as you can. It's been out too long in the sun and its telling everyone to HOLD ON before you can take a bite.

That don't make no sense, mayonnaise can't talk.

Neither can Opie when it's interview time.

Hey!

I fucking hate mayonnaise so this analogy works perfectly.

Holy shit thats funny

That was beautiful, although you really put your foot on the gas at the end there.

Together they were a two funny guys and a lame duck everyman. There was also a cast of recurring side characters: the comics (Louis, Bill, Patrice, Vos, Bobby etc.), the freaks (Bobo, Lady Di, Stalker Patty, Big A etc.), and the employees (Erock, Sam, Troy, Roland and the Interns). It had better storylines and characters than most tv shows and books.

And now most of that is gone with nothing of substance to replace it.

Vos and Bobby should just be in the freaks section. Nobody in their right mind pitches a game where you wipe your ass with a baby wipe and show everyone.

I wish The View adopted that bit

You forgot that Ant's a kid fucker.

He doesn't touch 'em, they're just so fun to look at at that age.

Shhhuuurrreeee

yuck

I hear you man. You're a perfect specimen of humanity just like me. It sure is lonely at the top. All you can do is smile and be kind to the commoners to brighten their day just a little.

#IDGAC

Id do gregshells and cumia?

I drink guano and cum

they make a stew of shit

Because they're funny.

Now all they talk about is politics. That's not funny.

Also the talent is separated.

face it, you have shitty taste.

I completely agree.

While everyone else was jerking each other off over how P.C. they could be, Ant and Jim were joking about parents throwing cribs on the sidewalk because they don't need them any more.

i think Anthony truly would like to be funny and stay away from the topics of politics, race & guns. But he is incapable.

It's like, ever know someone where you only talk about the same topics? You'd like to talk about other things and branch out and relate to eachother about something else. But you got nothing. That is Anthony as a host. His mind goes mostly to the same topics all the time. Anthony doesn't need a co-host, he needs to be the co-host

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You "Fox News!" kids make the channel sound so exciting, like all kinds of evil shit's secretly going down on it. It's like Tipper Gore's dramatic re-enactments of MTV. "Fire and chains! Take it, you little slut!" Then we turn it on and see Steve Winwood.

Fox is Republican Mom TV. It's boring as fuck. Andrea Tantaros's boobs aren't Nazis—because that would be awesome. If Fox were interesting or unorthodox at all, it wouldn't be popular. The PIX Yule Log was more outrageous.

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Anyway yeah, those dudes you mentioned sound lame. Who are they?

Boo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsdexwdImnk