Easier to push off the cliff, just make sure roundboy turkey leg signs you as the beneficiary to the life insurance policy before you give him the heave ho. Right Troy?
Because he's really good at his job! Who didn't love those classic shows last year that the gang spent talking about eating New York delicacies and then eating those New York delicacies and talking to the guy who made those New York delicacies? It was almost like we were in the room with them!
Oh my god, that made me so mad! How dare the hipster foodie not bring free goodies to the fancy and important men! Thank god we got to hear them complain about it for several hours/days
lol I know it's dumb to have to listen to millionaires eat food on the air. But my point is about how dumb Roland is. He sucks so bad at his job, he couldn't even book a Taco guy to bring tacos
How hard is it to put on a shirt that fits and a pair of pants instead of gym shorts that have never seen a gym and a tshirt 3 sizes too small that looks like it smells. He has to scare away guests. He looks like a real life character from the trailer park boys.
He has no business on air on O&A. He is very sensitive, while being completely shitty to everyone else, and playing "pranks". Never forget his autistic fit he threw at Master Po.
He would make a great Slimer, rather than Stay Puft.
Slimer shoved food into his face without chewing, makes a fucking mess wherever he goes, leaves his shitty fat person smell wherever he sits or inhabits.
Slimer actually has more social grace than that fucking slob now that I think about it.
He could be a triathlete and I'd still want to kill him for his clothing. A stained t shirt and basketball shorts isn't an outfit that somebody who interacts with celebrities on behalf of a multimillion dollar show should wear. It is so classless and tacky.
Imagine what the celebrities must have thought when they came on this shitty show. As they are let in through the door by security, they meander through the various interns and employees who stumble and fumble around, looking like they got employed through some sort of state funded drug and mental health rehabilitation program. They are then "greeted" by an extraordinarily fat fuck Mexican who can barely speak, is dressed like he just came from Skynet and is wearing the first outfit he could find from a homeless man, he reeks like fucking shit most likely, HE is the go between for you and the show, and then he leads you down the hall and into the studio. After several seconds of awkwardly standing there, you are casually greeted by what appears to be one of the hosts, a sickly looking man in a Grandy Theft Auto shirt and noticable handgun around his waist, who says to grab a chair. There are other people in the room - an odd looking neanderthal-foreheaded high yeller, a big titted blond staring blankly at his Twitter feed, and a guy you think you have seen before somewhere...Jay....Joe....Jack...Morton? Is he a comedian? You want a better look at his face but he is wildly typing away at his phone and blinking uncontrollably. Your first thought is to ask "Are we live?"
This is the hang. It really makes the guests feel welcome and comfortable.
A stained t shirt and basketball shorts isn't an outfit that somebody who interacts with celebrities on behalf of a multimillion dollar show should wear
celebrities don't deserve respect. roland is dressed accordingly.
Imagine what the celebrities must have thought when they came on this shitty show. As they are let in through the door by security, they meander through the various interns and employees who stumble and fumble around, looking like they got employed through some sort of state funded drug and mental health rehabilitation program. They are then "greeted" by an extraordinarily fat fuck Mexican who can barely speak, is dressed like he just came from Skynet and is wearing the first outfit he could find from a homeless man, he reeks like fucking shit most likely, HE is the go between for you and the show, and then he leads you down the hall and into the studio. After several seconds of awkwardly standing there, you are casually greeted by what appears to be one of the hosts, a sickly looking man in a Grandy Theft Auto shirt and noticable handgun around his waist, who says to grab a chair. There are other people in the room - an odd looking neanderthal-foreheaded high yeller, a big titted blond staring blankly at his Twitter feed, and a guy you think you have seen before somewhere...Jay....Joe....Jack...Morton? Is he a comedian? You want a better look at his face but he is wildly typing away at his phone and blinking uncontrollably. Your first thought is to ask "Are we live?"
This is the hang. It really makes the guests feel welcome and comfortable.
A stained t shirt and basketball shorts isn't an outfit that somebody who interacts with celebrities on behalf of a multimillion dollar show should wear
celebrities don't deserve respect. roland is dressed accordingly.
49 comments
17 yapyapyapyappayyap 2015-06-25
he should go hiking with Troy
9 Snake_____86 2015-06-25
He would fall asleep in the car ride there.
2 AntsCamera 2015-06-25
Easier to push off the cliff, just make sure roundboy turkey leg signs you as the beneficiary to the life insurance policy before you give him the heave ho. Right Troy?
17 EskimoEscrow 2015-06-25
Cast
10 GumbleDog 2015-06-25
Casted
2 EskimoEscrow 2015-06-25
Touche
1 [deleted] 2015-06-25
eww that cast stinks. fat hunk of shit form and the stupid little rubber sole. I'd rather be amputated than wear that abomination.
16 monkdick 2015-06-25
Never been one to judge how someone looks in the workplace and I know it's radio, but how the fuck do they allow this monster to roam the halls?
13 BoardroomBimmy 2015-06-25
Because he's really good at his job! Who didn't love those classic shows last year that the gang spent talking about eating New York delicacies and then eating those New York delicacies and talking to the guy who made those New York delicacies? It was almost like we were in the room with them!
5 chris2webby 2015-06-25
lol like when he booked a taco guy, and THE GUY DIDNT BRING TACOS
3 BoardroomBimmy 2015-06-25
Oh my god, that made me so mad! How dare the hipster foodie not bring free goodies to the fancy and important men! Thank god we got to hear them complain about it for several hours/days
4 chris2webby 2015-06-25
lol I know it's dumb to have to listen to millionaires eat food on the air. But my point is about how dumb Roland is. He sucks so bad at his job, he couldn't even book a Taco guy to bring tacos
4 KennethFresno 2015-06-25
Hey hey one time there was a guy from Vegas! Promoting his ferris wheel.
8 Snake_____86 2015-06-25
It's bad enough he's a blob of shit, but he's bald and he's got that conehead thing going on.
10 monkdick 2015-06-25
How hard is it to put on a shirt that fits and a pair of pants instead of gym shorts that have never seen a gym and a tshirt 3 sizes too small that looks like it smells. He has to scare away guests. He looks like a real life character from the trailer park boys.
15 Snake_____86 2015-06-25
He looks like he should be laying on a glacier, being clubbed to death.
8 devil2king 2015-06-25
Its astounding that he deals with celebrities. At least be a little bit presentable for reputation sake.
3 RTardicus 2015-06-25
What does Roland actually do? He books guests, but does that really take up 8 hours a day?
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16 breadmoccasin 2015-06-25
He is a very grim looking person. He looks like Danny Devito halfway through makeup to be The Penguin.
3 BoardroomBimmy 2015-06-25
Hahaha holy shit, best description of Roland ever
9 opielies 2015-06-25
Holy shit, get some looser fitting clothes. You can see his gunt protruding below his waistband.
Of course, the show continues to call Erock fat, but not dare touch this tub-o-lard. First Greggshells, now Roloshells.
3 iris201 2015-06-25
He's a sensitive piece of trash. Really shouldn't be in studio if he's going to throw hissy fits over mean comments.
2 breadmoccasin 2015-06-25
He has no business on air on O&A. He is very sensitive, while being completely shitty to everyone else, and playing "pranks". Never forget his autistic fit he threw at Master Po.
He's probably a perfect fit for Ow/J though.
8 AntsCamera 2015-06-25
He would make a great Slimer, rather than Stay Puft.
Slimer shoved food into his face without chewing, makes a fucking mess wherever he goes, leaves his shitty fat person smell wherever he sits or inhabits.
Slimer actually has more social grace than that fucking slob now that I think about it.
7 kramer0419 2015-06-25
As a fat man, this guy is in serious denial. He doesn't want to admit he's a 3 possible 4XL shirt I went through that when I had to bump up to 2X...
5 CUNTYMOM 2015-06-25
dont you mean gut busters?
4 MonsteRain 2015-06-25
So many awful shapes.
4 BeerCanThick 2015-06-25
He could be a triathlete and I'd still want to kill him for his clothing. A stained t shirt and basketball shorts isn't an outfit that somebody who interacts with celebrities on behalf of a multimillion dollar show should wear. It is so classless and tacky.
he looks like he smells bad. He probably does.
6 BoardroomBimmy 2015-06-25
Imagine what the celebrities must have thought when they came on this shitty show. As they are let in through the door by security, they meander through the various interns and employees who stumble and fumble around, looking like they got employed through some sort of state funded drug and mental health rehabilitation program. They are then "greeted" by an extraordinarily fat fuck Mexican who can barely speak, is dressed like he just came from Skynet and is wearing the first outfit he could find from a homeless man, he reeks like fucking shit most likely, HE is the go between for you and the show, and then he leads you down the hall and into the studio. After several seconds of awkwardly standing there, you are casually greeted by what appears to be one of the hosts, a sickly looking man in a Grandy Theft Auto shirt and noticable handgun around his waist, who says to grab a chair. There are other people in the room - an odd looking neanderthal-foreheaded high yeller, a big titted blond staring blankly at his Twitter feed, and a guy you think you have seen before somewhere...Jay....Joe....Jack...Morton? Is he a comedian? You want a better look at his face but he is wildly typing away at his phone and blinking uncontrollably. Your first thought is to ask "Are we live?"
This is the hang. It really makes the guests feel welcome and comfortable.
1 JohnQNo1 2015-06-25
celebrities don't deserve respect. roland is dressed accordingly.
3 Kruddy07 2015-06-25
PSA: commenting "slobooo" will get you blocked by mr erik nagal
3 glitch77 2015-06-25
"was cast"
1 Rhaegarys 2015-06-25
Thank you
3 Speclester 2015-06-25
He goes to work dressed like that?
3 leddpipe 2015-06-25
"Gut Busters"
3 smelly- 2015-06-25
So very pedestrian.
3 McGowan9 2015-06-25
He looks like a child molester.
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2 lispychicken 2015-06-25
Roland?
more like Rollo
ba dum TISH
2 smelly- 2015-06-25
TSsssssssss
2 JMueller2012 2015-06-25
WHY DOES HE TRY TO PULL XL OFF?!?!? GO UP A SIZE ROLAND!!! YOU LOOK TERRIBLE
2 netryeder 2015-06-25
He can't find overpriced vintage Springsteen concert t-shirts on ebay in an XXL.
2 chris2webby 2015-06-25
I wish Roland was a ghost
1 Snake_____86 2015-06-25
The original Stay Puft was slimmer. I guess they want to go bigger and have it profusely sweat for no reason.
3 K1bbler 2015-06-25
It's not sweat, it's ectoplasm.
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0 Dennyisthepisslord 2015-06-25
Erock is fatter he just hides it. At least Roland owns it.
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-4 rhino_pizzle 2015-06-25
What's worse, being fat or too dumb to grasp 4th grade English?
Something tells me op is both.
5 GumbleDog 2015-06-25
oOpsy
3 rhino_pizzle 2015-06-25
Aww, you won me over, get over here and give me a super strength hug.
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0 smelly- 2015-06-25
Whoa. I didn't know Downs people got that old.
15 Snake_____86 2015-06-25
He looks like he should be laying on a glacier, being clubbed to death.
3 rhino_pizzle 2015-06-25
Aww, you won me over, get over here and give me a super strength hug.
0 smelly- 2015-06-25
Whoa. I didn't know Downs people got that old.
6 BoardroomBimmy 2015-06-25
Imagine what the celebrities must have thought when they came on this shitty show. As they are let in through the door by security, they meander through the various interns and employees who stumble and fumble around, looking like they got employed through some sort of state funded drug and mental health rehabilitation program. They are then "greeted" by an extraordinarily fat fuck Mexican who can barely speak, is dressed like he just came from Skynet and is wearing the first outfit he could find from a homeless man, he reeks like fucking shit most likely, HE is the go between for you and the show, and then he leads you down the hall and into the studio. After several seconds of awkwardly standing there, you are casually greeted by what appears to be one of the hosts, a sickly looking man in a Grandy Theft Auto shirt and noticable handgun around his waist, who says to grab a chair. There are other people in the room - an odd looking neanderthal-foreheaded high yeller, a big titted blond staring blankly at his Twitter feed, and a guy you think you have seen before somewhere...Jay....Joe....Jack...Morton? Is he a comedian? You want a better look at his face but he is wildly typing away at his phone and blinking uncontrollably. Your first thought is to ask "Are we live?"
This is the hang. It really makes the guests feel welcome and comfortable.
1 JohnQNo1 2015-06-25
celebrities don't deserve respect. roland is dressed accordingly.