What disease would you like to see Opie die of?

0  2015-06-20 by AntsCamera

There are so many good ones. What are some of your favorites?

Personally I would prefer a long bout with MRSA. Where he loses parts of his body over time and is confined to a hospital bed, while his wife has fuck and suck parties with 20 year olds at the soon to be hers $7 mil Manhattan pad.

Aids is not allowed, too slow and Opie can afford the Magic Johnson pills thats lets you live forever.

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I don't wish anything bad on anyone.

I wish plenty of bad shit on Opie. Toothaches, ice cream headaches and all those awful things Jimmy said Opie was having done during his days off.

I don't want the guy to die. I don't want anybody to die. EXCEPT Roland.

Breast cancer

So obvious and so right. 2 flags. A double mastectomy should so the trick.

Lock it up

Leave it alone.

I wish nothing but the best for the Opster and his family, but I sincerely hope he stops doing radio

No I need him to keep going, I need this daily feed. If he stops I might have to start doing something real bad again.

SIDS, it would have made the world a better place.

Replicate Gale's death in Breaking Bad, but replace Gale with Opie and Jesse with E-Rock :)

I come here for this but when I get it I feel weird, kinda like a rapist.

Chronic Narcissism

tylenol overdose

Bullet Right Between the Eyes Syndrome

It's not about the how, it's about the when.

Leprosy.

Old age.

A good old fashioned motorcycle accident?

AHBD

Bleeding out after persistently picking at his 'transition' surgery scab.

Being assassinated painlessly by someone jealous of him having the longest, happiest life in human history

Ovarian cancer. And hopefully he takes Opie Jr (Sam) with him.

i'd rather see his daughter get leukemia or something.That would slow him down.Sniff.

Foul....

Do not bring Bam's kids into this.

But then Jimmy would have to cut over half of his go to references.