That is an insult to uncles. I have never known one to be as unfunny as these fat unfunny stangel fucks. These Semitic lard buckets are G-d damned lucky they aren't White or they wouldnt have even been janitors for a late night show.
it goes with the dig on their Jewish nepotism, as that is commonly done to the word God in writings from Jewish organizations. Why would I as an atheist censor the word God?
Whaa...they said they want to be the first Jews to throw the first pitch at a JAPANESE baseball game? And they've only had that "dream" for a whole WEEK?? Wow, that's like, SO random.
Joe rogan has a story about meeting a writer who wore around bowling shoes just to show how zany he was. Wouldnt be surprised if it was one of these cornballs.
If you want to make it, you have to constantly bring it up and be offended by everything.
Always start a sentence: As a jew... [insert hyperbole]
You need one outragous uncle who knows a guy in showbiz to push your applications to the top of the pile. Every race does it but beause its showbiz its more visable.
Can I, you fuckwits? I can say the correct term for your stupid race/religion?
Also, fat jew, we get it. It would be "funny" if you wore some skimpy clothing. It actually wouldn't at this point because you've said you're going to do it so many times.
This is such a who-gives-a-shit idea that deserves nothing more than "Ok faggots, have fun."
I gave up after they said their idea "picked up steam" because a free paper that they give to commuters wrote an article on it. Yeah, I'm sure some visiting Japanese business men will see that and you'll be on a flight to Tokyo in no time. Dolts.
Opie would immediately start grovelling and back peddling to get an interview like this.
How'd you come up with such a wacky idea tits?
ME: "I dunno I was just like fuck it (sniff) I'd come out and throw a pitch and everyone would be like what the fuuuck? What. The. Fuck. Is. Happening?
The thing is, I know what I'm doing with this viral shit. PERIOD. I basically BLEW UP twitter, bunch of people retweeted it and shit, made the front page on a bunch of papers. Whatever, it's just this goofy idea I came up with in the end."
Ugh.. I'm gonna have to tear down a wall here. We'll throw it up on our Facebook page and tweet it out, at opie radio, because we have Sam Roberts-level comprehension of how Google works
The fact that one of them was given some sort of "100 most influential sports tweeters" award is in itself kinda "cool" there are hundreds of thousands of people live tweeting shitty sports humor tweets every time a game is on. The fact that that nothing award seems to be the #2 credit on the resume and is talked about and brought up like some sort of accomplishment whenever they are interviewed or featured is massively pathetic.
Bullet sponges in case ant decides to storm the building some day. Opie figured he better get someone fatter in there to hopefully catch some of the fire by attracting it with the gravity those hamplanets produce.
These guys suck but they seem to actually be respected as comedy writers. Even if it was during twilight years, being the head writers for Letterman's show is a big accomplishment. They're always retweeted by actual funny people on twitter and they pop up on shows like this.
I want to slap these unfunny mongoloids. especially knowing ginger tit boy is probably sitting home laughing his (hopefully cancerous) balls off and clapping while yelling at his bam sucking wife to come see
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24 VladiRad 2015-06-20
These guys are family get-together funny. Absolutely ludicrous that they do comedy for a living.
17 SpaceEdge 2015-06-20
Aka uncles that are sort of funny but by the second or third story you've had enough.
9 BeerCanThick 2015-06-20
That is an insult to uncles. I have never known one to be as unfunny as these fat unfunny stangel fucks. These Semitic lard buckets are G-d damned lucky they aren't White or they wouldnt have even been janitors for a late night show.
11 RearNakedGrope 2015-06-20
Did you really censor "God?"
6 BeerCanThick 2015-06-20
it goes with the dig on their Jewish nepotism, as that is commonly done to the word God in writings from Jewish organizations. Why would I as an atheist censor the word God?
4 RearNakedGrope 2015-06-20
Well I didn't know you were an atheist, it's not like I know anything about you. I just thought it was weird that an OnA fan censored the word "God".
2 BeerCanThick 2015-06-20
Yet you assumed that an Opie and Anthony fan would be somebody who would hyphenate a word to avoid breaking the second commandment?
You big silly goose! :)
5 RearNakedGrope 2015-06-20
Hey, you can be a Christian and still be a terrible person.
-4 beleca 2015-06-20
Not a real Christian. That's just ignorant on your part. Typical coming from an Opie fan
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2 Edgartooth 2015-06-20
They're not even "family get-together funny" unless you're referring to the Manson family.
4 VladiRad 2015-06-20
Yes they are. They're family get-together funny. That's exactly what they are. No need to pile on with hyperbole.
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24 Vargas_Larson 2015-06-20
Whaa...they said they want to be the first Jews to throw the first pitch at a JAPANESE baseball game? And they've only had that "dream" for a whole WEEK?? Wow, that's like, SO random.
20 RearNakedGrope 2015-06-20
They're a couple of quirky guys.
15 Weirdfellas 2015-06-20
It's a wild show.
8 smokinswindler 2015-06-20
Joe rogan has a story about meeting a writer who wore around bowling shoes just to show how zany he was. Wouldnt be surprised if it was one of these cornballs.
23 KennethFresno 2015-06-20
Judaism?
13 Pat_Battle_Storage 2015-06-20
Hasn't worked for me. Need at least one more thing. I think it's tits.
2 Anarox 2015-06-20
If you want to make it, you have to constantly bring it up and be offended by everything.
Always start a sentence: As a jew... [insert hyperbole]
You need one outragous uncle who knows a guy in showbiz to push your applications to the top of the pile. Every race does it but beause its showbiz its more visable.
18 Patmcpsu 2015-06-20
A lot of people tell mundane stories. These guys chuckle while telling mundane stories and call it comedy.
18 hautebird 2015-06-20
Holy fuck. The comedic timing of pediatric cancer.
17 beleca 2015-06-20
So good comedic timing then?
3 sanfrancisco69er 2015-06-20
yeah dude...you picked the one type of cancer that happens to have funny timing.
14 deliriumtriggered 2015-06-20
Those two crazy cocksuckin sons of bitches are absolute savages. Throw out a baseball at a baseball game? Now I've heard it all.
10 spudsboobies 2015-06-20
Tssss ya that idea really came out of LEFT FIELD or sumthin. Fuckin Home run Stangels
9 little-pete-ferguson 2015-06-20
Because they are J's
3 FrisianFisherman 2015-06-20
J person.
9 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2015-06-20
Olberman
Stangles
Can I, you fuckwits? I can say the correct term for your stupid race/religion?
Also, fat jew, we get it. It would be "funny" if you wore some skimpy clothing. It actually wouldn't at this point because you've said you're going to do it so many times.
This is such a who-gives-a-shit idea that deserves nothing more than "Ok faggots, have fun."
9 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-06-20
He's gonna wear her outfit? But it's clearly too small for him! Oh Stangels you point left but then you go right!!
7 RchrdJ28 2015-06-20
I gave up after they said their idea "picked up steam" because a free paper that they give to commuters wrote an article on it. Yeah, I'm sure some visiting Japanese business men will see that and you'll be on a flight to Tokyo in no time. Dolts.
6 JimmysLostFat 2015-06-20
I wonder if they know they have beef with Olbermann
7 spudsboobies 2015-06-20
Opie would immediately start grovelling and back peddling to get an interview like this.
How'd you come up with such a wacky idea tits?
ME: "I dunno I was just like fuck it (sniff) I'd come out and throw a pitch and everyone would be like what the fuuuck? What. The. Fuck. Is. Happening?
The thing is, I know what I'm doing with this viral shit. PERIOD. I basically BLEW UP twitter, bunch of people retweeted it and shit, made the front page on a bunch of papers. Whatever, it's just this goofy idea I came up with in the end."
10 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2015-06-20
Opie is so chip. There's no way he isn't.
3 beleca 2015-06-20
Ugh.. I'm gonna have to tear down a wall here. We'll throw it up on our Facebook page and tweet it out, at opie radio, because we have Sam Roberts-level comprehension of how Google works
6 FootThingOnHisFoot 2015-06-20
they're nothing without a good applause/laughter sign guy.
9 JimmysLostFat 2015-06-20
They are actually a WHOLE LOT of something.
And it certainly isn't funny
6 AssMcPlay 2015-06-20
nothing worse than sports humor
4 CookieHaid 2015-06-20
Two Jews get bludgeoned by a baseball-bat.
The end.
3 fart_yourself_awake 2015-06-20
The fact that one of them was given some sort of "100 most influential sports tweeters" award is in itself kinda "cool" there are hundreds of thousands of people live tweeting shitty sports humor tweets every time a game is on. The fact that that nothing award seems to be the #2 credit on the resume and is talked about and brought up like some sort of accomplishment whenever they are interviewed or featured is massively pathetic.
6 Z-Tay 2015-06-20
Are they even attempting to do comedy here?
All I see is Kieth Olbermann chatting with two autistic men
5 Joemomma101 2015-06-20
Ohh yeah remember when this douche Keith was talking shit about Anthony?
7 Hunter_Cumia 2015-06-20
i remember jim norton trashed him cause he used big words on tv, then few years later norton couldnt stop saying litigious
7 [deleted] 2015-06-20
at least now they have commonality of language
4 TatagliaBarzini 2015-06-20
You would think with all that tanning by the pool, the fat Stangel would have wanted to swim some laps to drop a few fucking pounds.
4 ShaneMichaelOfficial 2015-06-20
I would like to know what their actual involvement with the show is..
11 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2015-06-20
Bullet sponges in case ant decides to storm the building some day. Opie figured he better get someone fatter in there to hopefully catch some of the fire by attracting it with the gravity those hamplanets produce.
4 beleca 2015-06-20
I would like to know what their actual weight is
4 opieanthonyjim 2015-06-20
These guys suck but they seem to actually be respected as comedy writers. Even if it was during twilight years, being the head writers for Letterman's show is a big accomplishment. They're always retweeted by actual funny people on twitter and they pop up on shows like this.
why? they suck.
3 CookieHaid 2015-06-20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejLqNeadjNs
1 FistSmasher 2015-06-20
Ho.ly.fuck
4 CookieHaid 2015-06-20
1002 too many.
#Jewroshima
#Kikesaki
4 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-06-20
Ugh, Justin Stangel is a fucking monster.
3 DoubleGuns 2015-06-20
Ohh, I don't know...
2 majestik6 2015-06-20
It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.
5 CookieHaid 2015-06-20
*JWHO
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-06-20
Too fat, no tie.
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-06-20
Probably via bank transfer. Happy to help.
2 thisusernameisfunny 2015-06-20
Who the fuck watches this shit? I feel like i got lobotomy performed on me.
2 BoardroomBimmy 2015-06-20
The best part about this? They didn't even have to wear pants! :P
2 mrcitylights 2015-06-20
I want to slap these unfunny mongoloids. especially knowing ginger tit boy is probably sitting home laughing his (hopefully cancerous) balls off and clapping while yelling at his bam sucking wife to come see
2 sanfrancisco69er 2015-06-20
the fatter one actually looks like he's wearing a baseball mascot suit all the time
1 kevin121312 2015-06-20
The skinnier one looks like a jewish Keith the Cop.
1 TibetanLesbian 2015-06-20
How is Patrice dead while these fat cunts live?
4 RearNakedGrope 2015-06-20
Well I didn't know you were an atheist, it's not like I know anything about you. I just thought it was weird that an OnA fan censored the word "God".
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3 CookieHaid 2015-06-20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejLqNeadjNs
3 sanfrancisco69er 2015-06-20
yeah dude...you picked the one type of cancer that happens to have funny timing.