I wish Opie would die from a self-inflicted Gunsh Ot.

I hate how op thinks he is shedding "greggshells" by occasionally allowing some good natured joshing from a caller and responds with something like, " look brotha when youre reading at 6 a.m. things get a 'lil uhhhhh mixed up... I'm a MUCH better reader in THE P.M." If it were jim, he would sink into a hilarious self loathing fugue.. If it were vos he would counter-punch.... If it were anthony he take shit for the next hour....IM WALKING ON GREGSHELLS Oooooohhh and Dont it feel GOOD!

Who the fuck has trouble reading at 6am? It's not like he's performing open heart surgery after staying awake for 72 hours.

These are the same people that have tried to convince us that they can't go 4 hours without consuming an entire meal, and need multiple bathroom breaks during a show.

haha, good point

Eric the Midget from the Stern show would use the same excuse as Tits when he couldn't do simple math problems.

lol

then they really went morning Zoo and took a call by a guy who loves how Tits reads.Man.Dude!

He also said that after the caller called him out. He was treading lightly

Gregshells

Firstly and mostly by Opie.

there should be an OpiePedia, like the Vosapedia, to catalog his idiotic mispronunciations.

I'll start. He said eons as "enos"

And larynx as "lar-nix"

Zag has a list going on oapedia. He really is a dummy.

catastrophe as catastroff! Sweet Mother Mary!

That really was a bad one. Nobody can defend fucking "co-axed". Oof.

It's not the sort of word that appears in TMZ headlines so it's a natural mistake for the opester

Ironically this bit is about some douche named Cool Guy.

First off...Opie decides to read a response Jimmy wrote on Wackbag...WITH JIMMY RIGHT THERE!

Jimmy: ...moniker... ME: [seconds later] ...moniker.

ME: ...eppy-tone...

[LATER]

ME: [reading like a 3rd-grader] "I was and am *amusing..." X2

At this point, the boys just let it go...no need to get Opie upset.

What's worse is he said "eppy-toNe".

He had no intention to correct himself. I'm sure he's lost countless Tic-Tac-Toe games as an adult. Even when he does string a few words together, his timing and delivery blow. His Florentine voice leaves him gasping for air mid-sentence. Imagine having to edit a broadcasters(30+ yrs) prep sheet for big words.

He sounds like Starman trying to read things.

"Kid-nap-ed."

(First ever Starman reference in here? Who's got the champagne)

LOL!

Green light go. Red light stop. Yellow light go very fast.

I'm not retarded and I'm 39, and I've never seen that word. I would also pronounce it co-axed. Just like coaxial cable.

I read this comment out loud and pronounced "not retarded" as "retarded".

I swear that I did too.