I've neva sucked a peckah that one time for coke.

Chip you ain't done nothing harder than pepsi.

Fawk yoo, I git fawkin zooted.

I think it's more like this

Is it wrong that I actually heard them shout "Opie" at the beginning?

And that's why this is a great sub.

Fucking 100% accurate lmao

It took this long for someone to give enough fucks to post this video?

good