Ant basically ran an infomercial for the last 20 minutes of his show

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Today's show was indefensibly terrible.

so is this what opie does on his day off?

I BET THAT SCUM IS A VIRAL SPIRAL SHITHEAD LULZ

You know it was bad when pretty much the entire live thread was trashing him.

It's not acceptable. For Anthony to think that this would be remotely plausible to listen to and enjoy is infuriating.

It's like he was sitting in bed one night and was thinking

"How can I make the most boring segment ever?"

It's especially bad considering the state of his show otherwise. This is not O&A in its prime where you're getting 20 hours a week of great radio with some of the funniest comedians in giving captivatingly honest and hilarious dialogue on a platform with hundreds of other listening options.

It's a man charging Netflix pricing for a show where he talks humorlessly into a camera about things that are more interesting to him than anyone else, to an audience of subscribers many of which hang on out of some weird sort of loyalty, and many who constantly straddle the line between staying subscribed or cancelling.

Damn!

anthony really is a spineless jellyfish

Yeah.. that's complete horsehit. I know he's hurting for guests and content, but that was fucking horrendous. Aside from today's infomercial, another boring, unfunny TACS episode. I play it when I'm driving at work, half the time I turn it off, because it's just plain sucks 90% of the time. I really want to be on board with what he's trying to do, but C'MON man!! Anybody spinning this like it was "OK" has lost their goddamn minds. He got LOS and Gavin on board just in time. Hey, as long he keeps adding shows I actually am entertained by, I will keep my sub. I really hope things change when the studio is in place as far as his show goes, not looking very promising.

He got LOS and Gavin on board just in time. Hey, as long he keeps adding shows I actually am entertained by, I will keep my sub.

Yeah I actually appreciate that Ant has gotten LoS to do 2 shows a week, but the fact that he has put in almost zero effort to make his own show at all entertaining to the listeners, combined with stunts like this and him talking to or about reddit in an opie-like fashion as if we're all "haters" when we legitimately criticize things that were blatantly mishandled by him or his staff seriously makes me want to pirate LoS so I'm not giving that old retarded fuck any of my money.

"half the time I turn it off, because it's just plain sucks 90% of the time" .....not sure you understand numbahs, brothaman

90% of the time it sucks, so half the time he just turns it off. Even when he doesn't turn it of, it still sucks 90% of the time.

I'm not sure what you don't understand.

i understood it. i just thought the wording was funny. whatevs

which is fine because i do not understand punctuation or grammar.

PECKAHS!

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He truly has nothing but contempt for his fans. He must really hate them all the while feeling completely entitled to them. It's hilarious.

The whole charging for a podcast AND having paid advertisement? Yea he has no respect for his fans. And the way he charmingly goes "I do both cuz I'm a greedy fuck!"...good for you but I won't give you a cent til I hear positive feedback about the show.

And he tries to say "the ads are funny". Ads are never funny. Burr tries to sell that his ads are funny cuz he can't read. I fast forward through that shit too.

when I watched the free TACS show with Ari, interrupting the interview to talk about "man grate" hurt the show in a big way. I know companies pay more for ads in the middle but atleast take the pay cut to do it in the beginning like Rogan does (which I fast forward too)

He does both cuz he can't afford not to. I'd say he's in pretty steep financial trouble by this point. If the NYC studio comes through, he'll be in steeper. He should be falling apart very soon.

Isn't there shit he can do like charge money for a live show at comedy clubs or something? Not saying it'll be enough to due away with subscribers but enough just to get rid of the ads in the middle of the show?

I'm sure he could do a monthly show at Brokerage or something. He's still gotta be a bigger draw than "Goombah Johnny"

Maybe, although I doubt he's much of a pull at this point. It's just way easier for him to try to soak his die-hard, accept-anything-as-acceptable fans for everything they have. Which is what he's doing.

That's the thing with the fanbase here. Some still hold onto the thought that he has pull in this business. "He should get XYZ to be co-host!" "Why doesn't he get better, more known guests?"

Everyone stopped caring about Anthony. The heat is long gone. We are all that's left.

A lot of weekly podcasts can do this, but I doubt a daily podcast can pull it off. Even if it's only Mon-Thurs, it's still a lot of equipment taking up space for half the week.

I'm not talking about everyday. Just once a month. Charge $20/ticket, have some white trash Long Island girls in bikinis & a comedian guest. It's work but he should be working harder. Pull himself up by his bootstraps. Just to cover the cost of having ads in the middle of his show

It's work but he should be working harder.

Yeah, that right there 100% guarantees he will never do it. Unless he literally goes bankrupt he's not willing to put that kind of effort into his show.

Norm's handling of the 'man grate' ads were legitimately funny, but he is in a class all his own.

And he tries to say "the ads are funny".

Did he say this? I get what you're saying about Burr but he and Ronnie B are the only two people I'm aware of that even make their ads borderline-listenable on a good day. Ant's live reads are always humorless, and any attempt at humor he makes during them falls flat and just wastes more time not getting back to the show.

I don't subscribe but on Joe Rogan that's what he said. Like their was some sponsor that sounded like Tony Danza or something. He said the fans love that

This is where someone comes in to tell you that you're just a liberal faggot who can't handle truth, while strangely, they're a braindead zombie who can't admit they've been hoodwinked.

Don't forget, anyone who doesn't like paying $7 a month to hear Ant humorlessly shit out a couple hours 4 days a week about how blacks are ruining America is a lib SJW cuck faggot.

He forgot that he actually has to try.

He thinks he can just show up and the money will keep rolling in.

I truly believe he just sees this whole enterprise as a tax-write off and means to trawl for young pussy

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Ant deserves to loose subs over this travesty

he talked about how he hated the callers/listeners for years, so funny now watching him pretend he appreciates them.

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"Loose" subs? Tss how bout he gets some tight subs er sumthin? tss like a little girl's pussy er sumthin tss

DOUBLE SUBS, COCKSUCKAS!

Wait, don't unsub yet, he has a another cam whore on soon! You can feel like a loser paying for more free on the internet stuff soon!

cronut

Is he ripping off Scorch's "SPONSOR BREAK" ?!?

if ant does wheel of meat i'll subscribe yesterday

Some are odd and some deranged, stories that are very strange. WEIRD NEWS!

id rather watch scorch

at least there isn't this awkward vibe of "well ... I mean ... at least he's trying ..." every time I watch

why hasnt ant covered scorch's new show yet? that voice over guy had about 6 of the top 10 bombs ive ever seen in my life. he's obviously deperate for content why would he not play clips of scorches show? im sure people have tweeted it to him.

Because deep down, he knows his show is just as bad.

It was longer than 20 minutes

It was an upgrade on the race talk.

In Ant's defense, Joe Rogan did about 20 minutes of ads when he had Ari Shaffir on recently. But then again he went on to do a 3 hour free podcast.

So Fuck Ant.

Joe does do really long ads. Sometimes over 10mins. But he started doing it at the very beginning of the show & that's it. So you can hit the "skip ahead" button til you hear the theme song & it's fine. He even said he was offered more money to do ads in the middle of the show but he wouldn't because of how much it fucks with the flow & vibe of the show

Were they all at the beginning of the podcast? I haven't listened in ages but that's how it used to be, and it was the least intrusive method of advertising possible on a podcast, everyone knows to just fast forward through that shit.

Ant, living like Tito's!

This thread , for those like me who don't watch the show says it was a product for premature ejaculation and a comment says another sponsor of Ant's sells shit and has low ratings and tons of complaints. Jesus Christ. I'm glad I didn't decide to pay to watch the podcast if this is the direction it's in. A 20+ minute ad on a show that's only 6 hours that you also have to pay for? Holy shit.

Sigh... lets be honest here, we need to get these two assholes back together

Let's not go that far.

Ant and Jim need to get a show, where they have nothing to do with the behind the scenes work. They just come in and talk. That would be better, and tits would get to spin records on terrestrial.

if they tell norton he will lose that 30% raise if they get anthony back, u think he will agree?

But don't you remember how it used to be?

Any truth to the rumor that Keith brokered a deal to buy the Weird News theme from scorch in exchange for 5 dinners and 300k?

Poaching the "1980??" guy would be the real get

I've been wavering because TACS has not been good for a long time, and today's pervy RonCo "Infotainment" was it for me. I was looking forward to the NYC studio but I cannot be part of this mess. Adios Ant. I know he won't miss one less yearly sub. Sad day.

I can't imagine how fucking bad this could possibly be. Wow. I'm paying 7 bucks a month for this shit still, mostly for LoS at this point.

LoS was free before this. You are now paying for LoS AND advertisements.

You're leaving out the twice-as-many-shows factor, which is significant.

Why didn't Ant just run the show an hour overtime and put him on at the end?

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Gavin is a failure as an entrepreneur. He was fired from VICE and Rooster and couldn't get a regular job now to save his life. And Ant will never work in broadcasting again. Chimp sounds, buddy, chimp sounds. They won't even let him into the building at Sirius. They're both done.

I wouldn't rule out Anthony ever working in broadcasting again, Mark Fuhrman is a FOX News contributor...anything is possible.

Mark Fuhrman wasn't blackballed and didn't say 1/10 of what Anthony has said. Even with a full apology and rehab, he won't work again in mainstream.

I highly recommend listening to the Mark Fuhrman Tapes or reading the transcript of the genocidal racist's comments; both are available here:
https://soundcloud.com/86753o9/sets/the-mark-fuhrman-tapes

I'd rather die by papercuts. But thanks.

It's vile, abhorrent and sickening. Anthony has never come close to making similar comments to those of FOX News contributor Mark Fuhrman.

It was also over 20 years ago. Cumia discussed eugenics on his show in 2009. Chimp sounds over rioters last month. I'd say they're "of a mind." Both actively court the Stormfront demographic. Both are poison to commercial interests.

May I ask what someone of your, quite obvious, political and social dispositions ever saw in a show like O&A?

He had differences with the Vice ppl, but he made a lot of money off that and Rooster and his restaurant and an app he developed. If he's a failure, he's the most successful failure ever.

Gavin is what they derogatively call Vince McMahon. A millionaire that should be a billionaire.

you're right. If he just shut up, he'd still be part of vice and be much more wealthy.

Why should Vince be a billionaire? I'm not questioning what you said, I'm just curious about that because I don't know.

VICE fired him because he couldn't keep his stupid mouth shut and he was killing their business. He walked with low millions instead of billions. FAIL. Rooster fired him for the same thing. If people find out what his restaurant is, they'll boycott. He's business poison. Perhaps a successful fail, but a fail in the end. He's done.

people fail to realize that Vice never really got anywhere near as big as it is today until well after Gavin was gone....

Correct. They'd be gone if he stayed. Instead they're worth 2.5 billion. He's a cancer.

Try harder and care more lib

Vice went onto much greater fame and financial success after that try-hard got forced the fuck out. What is "lib" about this statement of fact?

I've met a few millionaires and a handful of billionaires.

Gavin reminds me of the type of person who stumbles upon a million dollars, but doesn't give a shit.

I've totally met people like this - people who are worth seven figures but literally don't give two shits about it. If someone set their pile of money on fire they wouldn't care.

Oh, he cares. You're mistaken. He recently said to Cumia, "Let's get back what they took from us!" or something equally loserish and delusional. He's very, very aware of what's he lost and he's really angry about it. He'll show us! Ha. If you ignore the pathos of it, it's funny. They both blew up their own careers and it's finally sinking in. You can smell the flopsweat.

But Gavin trolls people 24x7.

Not sure if there are any Deadmau5 fans on here, but he's the same way. He's a Canadian millionaire that likes to fuck with people, and he does it NON STOP. He doesn't have an 'off' switch, he's trolling constantly.

For instance, he printed up t-shirts with his friend's cel phone number and wore them on television. Total dick move, but also (kinda) funny.

So when Gavin says "let's back what they took from us" or that Opie is a slot, he's just egging Ant on to create some drama.

Gavin is a rich dick that doesn't give a fuck.

1: He's not that rich and he can't get a legit job anywhere anymore.

2: He DOES give a fuck. He's a thin-skinned, insecure little prick who knows he's losing any cachet he ever had. He's desperate.

3: Ever notice people don't really like trolls? And trolls are BORING? Gavin believes what he says. No one loses billions of dollars to troll. If they did, they'd need a psych ward. No one can troll as a living. It's fucking stupid, annoying and boring. Just like Gavin.

Not sure why this is bolded. Didn't mean to do that.

All of the millionaires and billionaires I've met still go to work though.

They don't need the money - they're working because they like to work.

Gavin likely made enough money off the Vice deal to retire at the age of 40. He's not working because he needs to.

Right now Vice is valued at $2,500,000,000. If Gavin got even 10% of that, then he's worth a quarter of a BILLION dollars.

Again, I've met some guys like this, and they just stumbled into it. I worked with a dude who came to work one day and found out that he was a multimillionaire. He was literally punching a clock, but owned part of the company, and got seven figures overnight.

It WAS NOT VALUED at 2.5 billion in 2008, when he was fired. It was in the low millions. No one knew what it was until 2010-11. He'd been gone for 3 years by then. No. He did stumble into it and he made millions, but he lost far more because he is a fucking schmuck. You or I or even a moron would still be at that company making bank. He was fired and got a relative pittance. Loser. Sorry. And he's pissed. Why? He's always pissed. He's an unhappy little pissant. He's failed at practically everything he's tried and he'll fail at this too.

That's true.

But these contracts are generally written to pay out over a few years.

I don't want to get into all the boring legal crap, but basically there are tons of people who've been fired from positions like this, but kept their equity position in the company.

It's not like they fire you and cut you a check for a million dollars;

they fire you, you keep your shares in the company, and then you go do something else with your time.

Gavin was NOT fired. All you people who heard about Gavin for the first time when he made the sloth comment need to stop talking out your asses about him.

Gavin intentionally, voluntarily left Vice when they signed their first big corporate sponsorship deal. It was either for VBS.tv or the Motherboard deal they signed with Dell. Gavin left of his own accord because he still bought into the "punk" ideology about "selling out", and thought the people he started Vice with were compromising their vision to make money.

He intentionally not only took a pay cut, but took a big risk going out on his own to start Street Boners, and gave up his stake in his "baby", for which he was the single strongest editorial voice, all because he's a man of integrity and principles.

He isn't a hypocrite or a sell out, and he sacrificed many millions of dollars to prove it. You guys can call Gavin all the names you want, but at least know your shit before you run your mouth. He has bigger balls than any of you, and more integrity and probably more money. He's rich, creatively fulfilled, and spends his life trading in the marketplace of ideas. To call him a failure is just a stretch based on ignorance

....Street Boners?

It's a site that continues his "Do's & Don't's" column from Vice under a different name because he couldn't keep using the original name

You're pissing into the wind trying to defend Gavin round here. The only person I've seen more poorly misquoted and misrepresented is Sam Harris by the New-new atheists.

The shit people say about him on here is just false. Not subjectively false, but objectively, provably false. That's the only part that bothers me. At least fucking Google something before you say it as if it's a fact.

Yea I see that now too. In a weird way, Opie's awfulness did contribute. Opie was the inept douche and made Anthony funnier in comparison. And working for Sirius, everything was done for him so he could just be funny. O&J sucks because there's no Anthony to be funny & TACS sucks because Anthony has too much to do instead of just being funny.

Ant needs to be on a show where someone is in Opie's position running it. I would literally prefer anyone who is not Opie, but I would even take him at this point to get Ant back to the point where he's somewhat entertaining.

I don't think he needs someone to "run" the show, per se. He just needs someone he respects on second mic to make him less comfortable just ranting about black people.

Gavin isn't all that successful

Same reason his Sunday segment with Sam wasn't aired live and was instead saved for some time when he wants to take a day off. At this point he's unwilling to do more than 8 hours a week unless the extra time can be spent on an abortion of a 6 hour broadcast shrugging his shoulders and shaking his head at black people on a live stream.

We all know the one thing Ant needs to make his show listenable. We all know Opie was holding him back all those years with the lack of talent and active subversion of attempts at humor by Ant and anyone else.

Many times while listening to O&A, I thought to myself "this show would be so much better if Opie was replaced by someone with even minimal, serviceable comedic chops". Even someone who isn't funny but understands comedy well enough to know how to be a straight man to Ant's impressions and diatribes.

They wouldn't even have to be above average, just a journeyman talk radio DJ who knows how not to get in the way (a la Gregggg Hughes), when to take calls, and when to reel in Ant when it's getting boring.

Unfortunately it's seeming less and less likely that that will happen. Maybe Ant is so blinded by narcissism that he thinks that any interruptions are hindrances to his genius; maybe he's paranoid from years of working with a show-stopping bore and thinks he can't trust anyone else to have his best interests at heart. Who knows? But it's clear to me that the one thing that could drastically improve the show is a cohost of even minimal talent, but for some reason, Ant seems dead set on having his show be the 4-hour poorly-structured unlistenable race crime variety show, instead of realizing he needs an editor in studio to act as a surrogate for the audience and let him know that maybe 3 hours is too much race stuff, Mr. Cumia, maybe the fans would like to hear something funny, sir.

If O&A were only getting $500 per live read on XM? (according to some chart someone posted here), what the fuck do you think his shit sponsors could be paying.... He'd be lucky to get 2k a month in sponsor money.

What makes it funnier is you have to pay to listen in the first place 😂

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Here's a free way to improve the show: Do 5 one-hour episodes per week. Two hour episodes are too much for one guy to handle.

The racial/gun talk is mostly filler that he uses as a crutch if he has nothing else to talk about. Going from 8hrs/wk to 5hrs/week will hopefully reduce it. Also, get rid of the "who gives a shit?" guests. Only have quality guests on, or nobody at all.

It's not filler at all, though.

To him, that's the show. The Comedy (when he does it; which is increasingly rare now) is the filler.

He did respond in the TACS thing: The dick spray guy was not a paid spot. The story of his friend being murderer was supposed to be the bulk of the time. It went a tad sideways. Oh well. Sorry it came off like an infomercial. Won't happen again. But also, it hasn't in a year. My fault. Could have directed the conversation better. i am NOT starting a trend of infomercials. This is not part of a new direction. It was a mistake and bad show time management on my part. I do apologize.

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Renting anything in NYC ain't cheap. If this was a necessary evil to help get that studio, then fuck it.

I thought Ant made the best of it and the guy himself wasn't an annoying Billy Mays type salesman. He was informative and had a sense of humor and played along with Ant.

It's no different than interviewing an author about a book.

i know people defend ant but come on this sounds crazy, if they did that on OnA people would go crazy.

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What was the product?

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Yea, that doesn't sound any different than interviewing an author about a book at all.

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You're kidding, right?

I'd say that the vast majority of his viewers are basement dwelling neckbeards that have sex once in a blue moon and need this product to last more than 15 seconds.

The product's bullshit lol

What's it called?

You tried it? :)

Is your love for Anthony so strong that you believe these gypsies?

Actually I'm getting bored with Anthony lately. Today was an hour of more racial talk beating the same dead horse and with the exception of the mail segment, the whole episode could be skipped. I just don't see why there is such uproar over an interview with a dick spray salesman.

For christ sakes he had Frank the penis pump guy on and that turned into good radio. This guy didn't.

Good point. Frank was some good cringe radio.

Are you kidding? The basement dwelling neck beards are probably also compulsive mastubators which actually dulls the sensitivity of the penis. So most of them probably have the opposite problem where they can't finish at all

You sure know a lot about erectile dysfunction

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Good one.

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Gavin isn't all that successful

Gavin is a failure as an entrepreneur. He was fired from VICE and Rooster and couldn't get a regular job now to save his life. And Ant will never work in broadcasting again. Chimp sounds, buddy, chimp sounds. They won't even let him into the building at Sirius. They're both done.

Yea I see that now too. In a weird way, Opie's awfulness did contribute. Opie was the inept douche and made Anthony funnier in comparison. And working for Sirius, everything was done for him so he could just be funny. O&J sucks because there's no Anthony to be funny & TACS sucks because Anthony has too much to do instead of just being funny.

1: He's not that rich and he can't get a legit job anywhere anymore.

2: He DOES give a fuck. He's a thin-skinned, insecure little prick who knows he's losing any cachet he ever had. He's desperate.

3: Ever notice people don't really like trolls? And trolls are BORING? Gavin believes what he says. No one loses billions of dollars to troll. If they did, they'd need a psych ward. No one can troll as a living. It's fucking stupid, annoying and boring. Just like Gavin.

I don't subscribe but on Joe Rogan that's what he said. Like their was some sponsor that sounded like Tony Danza or something. He said the fans love that