r/opieandanthony: It's not being hot that makes shitty female comics famous.

It's not being hot that makes shitty female comics famous.

0 2015-06-15 by FattiesArentPeople

It's being a kike.

Amy Schumer, Iliza Schlesinger, Sarah Silverman, Chelsea Handler, and more that I don't have immediately accessible in my head are all shit relative to male comics, but are jewish.

Go to any major city's comedy clubs and you'll see a hot girl doing shitty stand up who will never go anywhere because she stinks and wasn't born into a jewish family. It's no secret the jews are over represented in media and like to help their own. I don't think being hot has anything to do with it because Amy Schumer is an unfunny flabby armed, cabbage patch faced troll who's a famous comic that just happens to also be jewish.

33 comments

9 Patmcpsu 2015-06-15

These are only the Jew comediennes that DeRosa didn't murder.

6 CookieHaid 2015-06-15

comediennes

MISOGYNISTIC HATE SPEECH!!!

1 _TheConsumer_ 2015-06-15

^Yet

4 KennethFresno 2015-06-15

All I had to do was type in the remaining female comics that came to my mind and yeah, Im gonna add to your list here.

Chelsea Peretti
Joan Rivers
Jenny Slate
Nikki Glaser
Sandra Bernhard
Kathy Griffen (adopted)
Amy Poehler

12 CookieHaid 2015-06-15

Whoopi Goldberg

8 FattiesArentPeople 2015-06-15

I don't find any of these funny either. I think Amy Poehler's made me laugh in whatever Parks and Rec episodes I've seen.

It seems as though being jewish might help one in the entertainment industry.

3 i_wanted_to_say 2015-06-15

I really like Kathleen Madigan, and she's catholic

2 BoardroomBimmy 2015-06-15

I do too. I always feel like I am alone on that. I always wonder why she never gets mentioned here, considering she is buddies with Lewis Black.

2 jimcozad 2015-06-15

She's very funny

1 _TheConsumer_ 2015-06-15

Peretti is Jewish?

3 KennethFresno 2015-06-15

Italian dad, Jewish mom apparently.

5 _TheConsumer_ 2015-06-15

Oh, so just Jewish then.

2 ratmeatburgers 2015-06-15

Have you SEEN her nose?

0 CookieHaid 2015-06-15

Chelsea Handler

4 Choodness 2015-06-15

There are Jews in comedy? When the hell did this happen?

1 ratmeatburgers 2015-06-15

Whooooo Arrre these PEople? How did they all get here??

3 CookieHaid 2015-06-15

Stangel Humah

3 FootThingOnHisFoot 2015-06-15

It's being a kike.

ThankYou!!

3 FootThingOnHisFoot 2015-06-15

Judy Gold is an exception to that rule...

4 monoatheist 2015-06-15

no, she's also Jewish...

3 uppity-negro 2015-06-15

The sky is blue too, faggot.

3 _TheConsumer_ 2015-06-15

Jewish people are overwhelmingly represented in comedy.

I have 3 Jewish friends - two of them have performed open mics.

My 100 Italian friends and family members? Zero open mics.

I think the field just attracts Jewish people, for whatever reason.

0 opieisdumb 2015-06-15

Because Jews need attention. They are awful.

2 CookieHaid 2015-06-15

Dreck.

2 AiCPearlJam 2015-06-15

Add Annie Lederman too. She wasn't terrible when I saw her open for Jimmy a few times over the past couple years. But something about women comics (outside of Christina Paszitzki and Bonnie) makes me want more from them before I laugh.

1 kevin121312 2015-06-15

none of them are hot, so maybe the common denominator is being ugly...

1 DeryDerpette 2015-06-15

Woah, settle down there Adolf!

1 Bitchtitsmagilacutty 2015-06-15

Has Derosa commented on this subject yet?

0 [deleted] 2015-06-15

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-1 dagens24 2015-06-15

Shouldn't you be on /r/tacsdiscussion?

-1 opieisdumb 2015-06-15

Never trust a heeb.