Did anyone catch Edgar Baratheon last night?

41  2015-06-15 by TheToolMan

28 comments

I don't have time for this show. Got Bam Margera's kids at home. How To Chain Your OP(ie) Is A Faggot.

Got Bam Margera's kids at home

The seed is strong.

The night is dark and full of terrors.

How long before Opie burns his daughter on a stake for power?

The blood of a radio hack runs thru her and is strong

Being burned alive is too humane a death for Hughes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9N5013HMRw&t=76m20s

This would be appropriate:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_ripper

First link.

Opie, upon hearing how much fun Jim and Anthony were having with what I assume is the Red Wedding episode, had to interject he cannot watch long TV shows because he has a 19 month old.....I clicked the window closed, and I visibly cringed in real life.

Some people are in the same circumstance as him with no maids, and no assistant, no agent, no nanny, no club soda Kenny to come over and personally wipe his ass at 2 am and find time to watch it...

He cannot admit he is not interested, or finds dragons gay, I would respect that. Honesty is not his strong suit. I was always sure he was turning into Howard, but he is worse, he is fucking host material for The View.

Second link, while clever, but being burned to death is much more apt, not even burned like Princess Shireen, but slow roasted, maybe in a cauldron filled with oil, while his family watches (and cheers as they read the will)

Might take a peak, I hear there are some titssss.

But the gay stuff is baaaruuuuuuuhtahl!!

Melisandra is a woman of lower stock.

I would still shove my dick into her, plus she was kinda cool on O and J. She cursed like a Dutch girl, spoke better English than Opie and apologized a few times for her bad English which was fine, she was a great guest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-emt1XcIc0

Could have been better if titties watched the show, but ya know, he has time to watch the Kardashians, and Real housewives of (whogivesafuck).

No time... I GOOOT KIIIIIIIIIDS!

Even if he did watch the show he'd just repeat observations that Jim or someone else on the show had made earlier.

Eugene: Brienne, you gotta get right with The Lord, girl.

Opie definitely is the Jeoffrey of satellite radio.

We've had idiot radio hosts and boring radio hosts, but I don't think we've ever had a boring idiot radio host.

Ya mean Joffree?

Hopefully he can live up to his on screen inspiration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbMFLDb3CbI

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APREL FALLS

Jon Snow is dead.

APREHLL FALLSSS

Jon Snow will be resurrected, releasing him from his oath to the Knights Watch. The oath is until death.

The last scene was them walking away from his corpse, you have to burn corpses up there, or they re-animate.

Fuck the ahhpril falls, outright spoilers bitch!

For the Watch!

The shot on his corpse lingered so long, I really was expecting to see his eyes turn blue.

His body will either be burned and he will come back to life because he's Rhaegar Targaryen's son and immune to fire (like Dany during at the end of S1), or Melisandre will resurrect him. I do not see him becoming a white walker, that would be boring.

Targaryens are not immune to fire. Maester Aemon was just burned like 2 episodes ago and he was a Targ.

Good point. Disregard that theory entirely.

The 3 heads of the dragon might be (under special circumstances - Jon was still burnt in S1/book1)

These are 2 theorys I put stock in as well.

Melisandres disappointed facial expressions at Stannis before the battle of Winterfell spoke volumes, then she showed up at the Wall. She realized he wasn't Azor Ahai, but maybe Jon Snow is.

Also being immune to fire and getting rebirthed from it, due to Targaeryen blood is also a valid way to go.

Also, why would they show him destroying a Wight Champion with one swipe, and the (for the lack of anything to call him) Wight Lord to take notice and interest in him. I cannot see him gone forever.

I am not a GoT book reader, only because I know the series went off the books, and I do not want to scream at the TV like I do when I watch them butcher Stephen King books.

Am I the only person who doesn't want Jon Snow resurrected? I mean sure he was a great character but any bringing back of characters from the dead has annoyed me in any show. Either kill them or don't...don't play it both ways.

NEVER FORGET:

https://www.mediafire.com/?9bdm8adaub7h011

I want him dead. I want his wife dead. I want Bam's children dead. I want the Philly crew dead. I want Brother Wease dead. I wanna piss on Father Doris' ashes.

Calm down sir.

Winter is coming and my teeth are dry!

His body will either be burned and he will come back to life because he's Rhaegar Targaryen's son and immune to fire (like Dany during at the end of S1), or Melisandre will resurrect him. I do not see him becoming a white walker, that would be boring.

Am I the only person who doesn't want Jon Snow resurrected? I mean sure he was a great character but any bringing back of characters from the dead has annoyed me in any show. Either kill them or don't...don't play it both ways.

The shot on his corpse lingered so long, I really was expecting to see his eyes turn blue.