That reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy bit where he talks about words sothernerners mistakingly use. "I give her tits a 5 and her asinine." TSSS everybody was fucking laughing so hard they shit! DVVV DVVV
i'm not gonna lie, just from seeing the picture of the cover, i thought it was a regular comedy book stylized as a coloring book.(with long essays and what not, but had some coloring sections as kind of a joke...I think John Stewarts books did something similar) But I certainly wouldn't have imagine that Colin just outright made a coloring book.
I thought the same from just seeing that isolated image on twitter. What makes Opie a retard though is he couldn't deduce that it wasn't even after jimmy started giving context to the book.
Jon Stewart's book did something similar except more whiny and faggy and it suffered from not having an audience of clapping seals bellowing the book into commercial breaks.
If someone DID write a coloring book (how the fuck do you write a coloring book) would you call it The Coloring book? Would Bourdain write a cooking book and call it The Cooking Book?
And "he could've been trying to do something a little bit different, IDK!" is not a good defense. Always the contrarian simply to err on the side of being edgy and hip, the Opester always thinks everything is going to be his mongoloid thinking of what is outside the box.
Sorry, Opie, this was you being dumb and just assuming something.
Not to mention, if Colin WERE for some apparent reason coming out with his own coloring book, that angle would be joked about by Jimmy long before he goes into a diatribe about how funny it is.
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16 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2015-06-11
That reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy bit where he talks about words sothernerners mistakingly use. "I give her tits a 5 and her asinine." TSSS everybody was fucking laughing so hard they shit! DVVV DVVV
16 CuckECheese 2015-06-11
TSS IF JEFF IS FOX WORTHY HOW COME ALL HIS TV SHOWS GET CANCELLED? TSS.
2 biz20 2015-06-11
Tsss, So is a coyote not worthy? Gahead.
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19 blackirishlad 2015-06-11
"hrrmrmmrmm asinine totalitarian hmmrumph like a snake charmer from calcutta rmmrmmhrrmm"
2 Mr_Mallonagen 2015-06-11
tsss asinine? why not asiten eleven or twelve?
3 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2015-06-11
Take us to break you peesa eweman gabige.
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7 sikemanders 2015-06-11
Jim was so happy to throw Opie under the bus with this one lol. "My co-host thought it was a coloring book...Comment?"
4 tim1245 2015-06-11
i'm not gonna lie, just from seeing the picture of the cover, i thought it was a regular comedy book stylized as a coloring book.(with long essays and what not, but had some coloring sections as kind of a joke...I think John Stewarts books did something similar) But I certainly wouldn't have imagine that Colin just outright made a coloring book.
2 donniedorko 2015-06-11
I thought the same from just seeing that isolated image on twitter. What makes Opie a retard though is he couldn't deduce that it wasn't even after jimmy started giving context to the book.
-1 jhohcable 2015-06-11
Jon Stewart's book did something similar except more whiny and faggy and it suffered from not having an audience of clapping seals bellowing the book into commercial breaks.
3 little-pete-ferguson 2015-06-11
Zing!
3 Come_Honor_Cheeks 2015-06-11
This has to be the single dumbest thing ever said on any iteration of the O, A, or J show.
Dumber than Lady Di, Bobo, Vos.
In and of itself, it shows in clear light the true depth of the stupidity Gregg Opie Hughes possesses.
2 sanfrancisco69er 2015-06-11
what is with clean hayyynds from?
4 Genericscreen 2015-06-11
It should be this bit. I would post the original 4 hour video but it was blocked on copyright grounds.
6 TrackSuitVos 2015-06-11
Fuck. I loved the "would you go with me?" segment. Except for Opie trying to be funny.
1 kevin121312 2015-06-11
If someone DID write a coloring book (how the fuck do you write a coloring book) would you call it The Coloring book? Would Bourdain write a cooking book and call it The Cooking Book?
8 opieanthonyjim 2015-06-11
And "he could've been trying to do something a little bit different, IDK!" is not a good defense. Always the contrarian simply to err on the side of being edgy and hip, the Opester always thinks everything is going to be his mongoloid thinking of what is outside the box.
Sorry, Opie, this was you being dumb and just assuming something.
Not to mention, if Colin WERE for some apparent reason coming out with his own coloring book, that angle would be joked about by Jimmy long before he goes into a diatribe about how funny it is.
5 Come_Honor_Cheeks 2015-06-11
You have perfectly encapsulated why it was unfathomably stupid.
He really is that fucking dumb
2 kevin121312 2015-06-11
great points
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