Opie's Cringe Of The Day - only had to listen to the first 5 minutes

17  2015-06-08 by sanfrancisco69er

61 comments

He is such an idiotic cunt... PERIOD. Just completely unaware and thick, how he still has a gig I do not understand, PERIOD, at all.

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uhfuckwhatever no one cares....sniffffff.

I gottaaa defend myself a lil bit

JUST LAUGH AT YOURSELF EVEN ONCE AND PEOPLE MIGHT NOT HATE YOU

This. Key to radio knowledge that will set Tits free....but will never be understood by him.

That was the key here. Anthony and Jimmy are always self deprecating when they mess up and know the jab is coming from the other, which makes it alright.

Opie says needs to defend himself, which disarms his co-host from piling on him and potentially making funny radio, which is the point (or was.)

Ugh.

Just listened to this. Opie is a fucking retard, and Jimmy is a castrated faggot.

Tits: Is it a real coloring book? Em, I, I didnt get that part of it.

Jimmy: (in a completely broken and humorless voice) I don't know how to respond to that.

Tits: More babble that I cannot be bothered typing out.

Yes, Jim Norton, you know full well how to respond to this fucking idiocy. After you said that you read the book over the weekend, Master Opie sitting across from you actually asked if it was a real coloring book. If you were a man, you would call this asshole out on his profound retardation.

Just the fact that this fucking idiot Opie would think that Colin Quinn, who he has known for 15 years, would put out a coloring book is beyond me. Opie really is a bag of corn meal just sitting there waiting for the next opportunity to speak. He is totally ignorant of what the fuck anyone is even saying, let alone being able to add anything entertaining or factual to it.

Edit: To pre-empt the usual jerk offs that ask why I still listen. I do not. I have listened less and less over the last few months, but threw the towel in a few weeks ago. But I had to check out the YT vid of this. It is amazing how Tits seems to wow everyone with new levels of idiocy.

Listen to the disgust/pity in Jimmy's voice. "It's horrendous." "How would I have read his book all weekend if it was a coloring book?" "It's arguably the worst thing I've heard in five years."

It's as open a call-out as you could possibly ask for.

Yes....but I wish it was more. Tits just sits there and cackles and half assed makes fun of himself. He really needs to be ripped apart for this shit......and I am even talking humorously. But no one will......those gregshells will get you every time.

Yep, said here a lot, but Opie is the definition of somebody who doesn't listen because he's just waiting for his turn to talk. Jim said he read the book, explained that it wasn't a coloring book literally but was about color and race and Colin's life experience, and was revealing enough that it said things about Colin that even Jimmy didn't know and he has known Colin for almost 20 years. Anybody who wasn't just waiting for his turn to talk would have NEVER asked if it was a literal coloring book.

I think it has more to do with Candy Crush and numbers-checking than thinking of what to say next.

ME:breathe in, out, in, out, Jimmy stopped moving his lips time me to drop some funny, oh shit forgot to breathe.

Even if he wasn't listening to Jimmy....which he was not....he should still know that Colin would not put out a coloring book. Its a joke even typing that. I was really expecting him to say " well, as a father, I think everything is a coloring book. You know....because I have kids. Sniff."

well jim did go on to call him out for this one, but the amount of stupidity he gets away with on a daily basis is pretty astounding. he should at the LEAST have a reputation similar to rich vos for being stupid. even if they have to be good natured about it, to completely ignore how stupid he is is just ridiculous.

Sam: It is called the coloring book, <barely restrained smile> That can be confusing.

To pre-empt the usual jerk offs that ask why I still listen. I do not. I have listened less and less over the last few months, but threw the towel in a few weeks ago. But I had to check out the YT vid of this. It is amazing how Tits seems to wow everyone with new levels of idiocy.

Thank you! Head to YouTube, and every time something is said like this, you'll get those cult followers all in a frenzy.

this is kind of why i love that the show is still around though.... each day it seems i'm shocked by insight on just how dumb opie is.

It broadens your horizons as to the depths of human stupidity.

L 3

He's the new daily Scortch

THE RITE AID!!!

The first line, where he does a hack jock voice almost indistinguishable from his normal one, is a cringe moment, and it's the very first thing you hear. Fyhvve Fingerh Death Punnch...House...Of the Ryzing Sunnn...

Awful. His shit tier music jock roots have been on full display since Ant left. Play Misty for me, Jam Tits.

He did that when he said Sushi, after Jimmy said he missed sushi and again when he did something else. He's a fucking boob.

I hate Opie the most when his record-spinning instincts slip through. He's been falling back on them more and more, and the results have been garbage.

But didn't you hear though? You can go on Twitter and ask DJ Sugar Nipples to play your fave deep tracks!

Eat a dick, Opie. You're a 1990s style no talent bore.

Opie: it's not that bad.

Jimmy: it's horrendous.

ME: THANK YOU

Few things. "I don't know how to respond to that..." I bet if it was Ant saying that he would, they would all go after him. And I love the shot Sam takes "It IS call the coloring book that could be confusing"

Yup. Grrrrrreggshells.

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You don't realize how sarcastic that remark was by Sam? Sometimes Sam's humor is so dry people don't realize when he's calling them an asshole, which is what happened here.

Not clicking in order to not give views.

ditto

nah youre gonna wanna hear this one

If you only listened to one O&J clip this year, this needs to be it. It must be heard by all.

Just click to thumb it down & trash Tits in the comments like the rest of us gents.

Titty sweat does not care about dislikes. He cares about view counts. Have you seen his channel? It's overall 70% dislikes. Does this stop him from making videos? No, because he gets views.

STOP TRYING TO JUSTIFY YOUR STUPIDITY, YOU FUCKING CUNT.

Each time I think Opie's said the most retarded thing he's ever said in his career, he tops himself the next week with something like this.

Not quite as good as the first one, but there's a second moment of idiocy just a few minutes later, 13:00 https://youtu.be/DdPuqYneLXk?t=781

Opie: Sam's ready now. Fly birdy fly or whatever that Angelo lady said.

Jimmy: Maya-

Opie: Maya Angelo-

Jimmy: It's I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, not laughing Fly Birdy Fly.

Fly Birdy Fly, Jesus Christ how do you survive this long being this retarded

and when jim defends opie, hes gotta realize that is how stupid opie sounds to the listeners 100% of the time

What a simple, stupid, defensive boring man.

He is a dud of epic proportions.

ME: KUCCCHolin's KUCCCHlever.

it's a question that was on the lips of every Opie fan

It would be bad enough if Opie just brought it up and asked if it was a real coloring book. What makes it so much worse is that Jimmy talks about reading it and describes what is clearly a book BEFORE Opie asks if it's a coloring book.

I can't wait to hear Opie ask Colin if he's afraid of false advertising lawsuits. Because if a genius like the Opster could be fooled, what chance do blue collar guys have?

The silence that hung in the air after he asked the question could be my favorite thing since O&J became a thing.

Oh merciful fuck, that was good raqio.

ME: Dat wuzzin so baaaaaad. JIM: "It was arguably the WORST thing I've heard in 5 years."

Haha, yes. That silence is absolutely deafening. You can hear the humor die a silent death in that room.

The deep nasal exhale afterwards is the best fucking thing ever.

I wasn't going to listen to this but if Jim and the staff are finally treating him like the out of touch 65 year old burden to intelligent conversation he is, I think I will.

It's fully worth it. It's better than the blueberry/stand alone fruit dead air. If only Jimmy had the balls to truly light him up the way he deserved to be lit up

He talks about Girl on a Train as a "beach read." He has time for that SHIT yet he never reads any popular book or piece of literature that would appeal to the audience.

cunt said "i turned people on to a new book today"

If you have 2 kids, do you really have time to read on the beach? Shouldn't you be watching them so they don't drown or is that the Jamaican nanny's job?

Holy shit. I thought maybe Opie was just trying to make a joke. Sam and Jim should have just shut up. Shoulda been a "stand alone fruit" moment. Doesn't Sam have his own show now? Get him out of the studio.

I can picture Opie at the beach reading his lady book and drinking a grape fruit beer. He's a cunt with tits that can't laugh at anything funny. He is literally the definition of a hole.

Right now he's at his house reading some pop fiction targeted to housewives while using his toe-thumbs to hold 2 percent alcohol papaya shandies.

I wonder if his favorite shitty alcoholic beverage is Seagram's Escapes, where most men his age have a soft spot for warm bud light.

Btw grapefruit is one word. I could see him drinking grape fruit beer too though.

I'm just now listening to today's show. Norton has a line about jockeys 'going 80 miles an hour on a thing that doesn't want to be ridden' and Opie, no shit, says "80? Really?!" Imagine Scorch's "1980?!" guy. That's how he said it.

A Rite Aid?!?!

Opie's the type of person to fall for Colin's tweets.

I had to listen to the clip at least 10x.

The level of his stupidity is astounding. Truly.

It's cringe humor.

Everyone who knows colin has been talking about his new race act and how great it is for months and months. You'd have to be a complete retard to not immediately assume that's what it was.

Watch if you try calling him out on YouTube. His fucking ballwashing cult followers will call you a basement dwelling Cumia dick rider, even if Ant's name isn't brought up.

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uhfuckwhatever no one cares....sniffffff.