Clip request: Patrice makes the funniest rape joke I've ever heard
0 2015-06-05 by liaseraph
I'm pretty certain it was a joke made while they were on CBS, the boys were talking about golf and how it shouldn't be considered a spot because there's no defense. Patrice then explains how rape must be a sport since there's an offense and a defense. I'm ruining it, but if anyone can remember that show/day I'd fucking love to hear it again.
EDIT: Yay, /u/bro-away23 saved the day. Link to ~24:00 EDIT2: Oh hell, after finally listening it was Opie who made the rape joke.
7 comments
2 bro-away23 2015-06-05
it's from "tiger taint". somewhere in the first hour. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yphJIVebYQ0 i think it's actually a caller who brings it up and patrice ends up agreeing (and guiltily laughing about it).
it's probably the single best patrice appearance & maybe my all-time favorite show outside of the roasts. golf is not a sport, him and anthony singing deaf bohemian rhapsody, the animal delicacies bit, and then like an hour of black phillip genius.
1 liaseraph 2015-06-05
You're awesome!
2 ShetUp 2015-06-05
Oh god it has to start with HOLDONHOLDON
1 breadmoccasin 2015-06-05
It's hard to find a clip with Opie where he doesn't make an ass of himself at least twice. A clip of any length.
ME: if there was no defense, I would have been the best NBA shooter of all time Patrice tries to go back to his previous point ME: OF ALL TIME!
1 Mud- 2015-06-05
No clue what you're talking about, but I'd like to hear it too.
1 opieanthonyjim 2015-06-05
The best is his bit in his act "the pepsi cola rapist" where he says he doesn't litter not because he cares about the environment but because he doesn't wanna throw a soda can in the bushes and it lands on some dead girl and they find it with his prints on it and now he's the pepsi cola rapist. Funny as shit.
1 liaseraph 2015-06-05
I remember that, and him saying he gets receipts for EVERYTHING because of it.