In honour of the awful addition of the Stangel Brothers to Opie Radio, I have made my own top 10.

10 He keeps bringing his friend Paul.

9 He asked the shop attendant for the Dildo section one time too many.

8 He keeps bringing his friend Anthony.

7 Tsss whats dat?

6 He used the PA system to plug a gig.

5 Brock Lesnar was releasing an action figure there and he pushed Norm MacDonald over to get an autograph.

4 He asked where can he get Ozzy Osbourne action figures?

3 They mistook him for Bob Kelly with aids. No sexual diseases allowed in store.

2 As we all know he is low on cash and he missed his last few payments to the Toy Store.

1 They heard him on OpieRadio