The 160 pounds I wouldn't mind necessarily, if 35 of them weren't in her face.

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You have a vagina, of course there will be men willing to stick their dick in it. It has nothing to do with her personally, though. I wish Patrice was here.

LOL. If Patrice were alive, she and Patrice would brawl if they were ever within 100 feet of each other. Fame has gone to her head and hips, ass and thighs.

Mostly her face, though.

Can you imagine trying to keep it up while you're staring at that cabbage patch face?

Sure, I used to masturbate with my sister's dolls.

Unfunny fat ugly pig woman.

That's because you're a woman, dear. Go ahead and continue to pile on the pounds whilst patting yourself on your sweaty back for having a vagina.

And she's known it's not like she is not a nobody.

"The greatest thing about being a woman is... our strength". "Women are just badasses and owning it more".

What a bunch of meaningless horseshit. Owning what? Obesity and alcoholism? Strength? Definitely not will power.

A comedian churning out this self help horse shit is just embarrassing.

People have figured out that they can just use buzz words now to pump up their self image. We now live in a world where instead of envy leading to inspiration it leads to projecting their self hatred onto those they envy. Wahh rich people are evil, wahh skinny people are too insecure to be themselves. I fucking hate the "fat acceptance" movement. Apparently to them beauty comes in every size except small because those people are gross skinny bitches. Every day I spend on the internet is another day I wish the sun would just explode.

I believe r/fatpeoplehate is up your alley my friend.

They've confused crudeness and sassiness for being "badass," but nobody's surprised at that, are they?

This kind of blanket statement bullshit is infuriating because women as an abstract whole get to take credit for the strength of their individual members whose identities get lost in such a declaration. They'll never say something like "oh these kurdish women fighting in turkey are stronger than i could ever be", their egos wont allow it so they sublimate them into this pluralistic declaration and take credit for their strength while erasing all differentiation or preference (no one will tolerate me saying "my mum is stronger than most women) or individuality. It's so fucked up.

I like her stuff well enough, but all this women are badasses shite is so trite.

Any [gender/race/sexuality group] are great sentiment is moronic.

You're right. People suck.

Has she seen My 600 pound life? Those messes still get dick, too.

So she's confirming the existence of chubby chasers? Anyone who makes 200k/episode can catch dick.

Shit, if she helped pay off my student loans I'd fuck her like Manuel Ferrara. I'm not too proud.

If she got me to meet Colin, I'd eat her ass

Anyone with a Vagina that can catch dick, what the fuck are you talking about.

point taken

This is like a male comedian bragging about being able to piss standing up. Nobody's impressed you unfunny bore.

It seems like many women are amazed at how easy it is for them to fuck random dudes regardless of appearance or personality. It's nice the feminists are figuring this out now.

So brave, so sexually liberated! :')

Move over boys, there's a new funny woman in town!

"Maybe it's just me..." but I don't find her one bit funny

The only funny episode of her show was when she wasn't in it.

She looks like a campbell's soup kid

If she could catch one infested with AIDS that would be great.

She has gained weight and is using every excuse to justify it.

Why hasn't said she the reason for the weight gain is because she is looking to meet a black guy.

Sit in your apartment eating buckets of ice cream for a month, then show up fat and get praised for empowering women to feel comfortable in their own skin. What a world we live in.

yuck

she is obviously a little heavier than 160, seeing those bikini pics of her I'd put her at 170 to 175. I can't wait for her inevitable downfall like every other comedian before her, seeing her and Kevin hart at my local chuckle hut preforming for 50 people in couple years is going to bring a big smile to my face.

Not gonna happen. She's got a place in the industry forever, she's down with the Stangels if you know what I mean.

Reminds me when dane cook was pushed on everyone tell everyone realized he wasn't funny. Schumer just tells a bunch of fuck, fart, and drunk jokes that are horrible. Carlos Mencia at least could get the republicans going since he hated on mexicans.

Her lower half is 160 lbs..

You can have a snatch and tits and catch cock.

The gunt, the cottage cheese ass will always be ignored.

Any girl can get dick no matter what she looks like.

Guys will fuck anything, Patrice did a rant on this.

Nice to see the HuffPo sweetheart, and the symbol for feminism is holding up her end, beats writing funny material.

Female Dane Cook.

I think she is attractive.

Sorry. I said it.

And those dicks won't tell their friends about it, except maybe for the famous thing.

Really, it is not difficult at all for a woman (that is even a 4 or 5) to "catch dick". I don't understand why a woman views this as an accomplishment. A woman has three holes and there are numerous men who will say and do anything and everything to poke those holes.

What is difficult for a woman is to find a man that can really satisfy her sexually, emotionally and possibly financially (even if she is making a boatload of money). That is the hard part. Finding dick for a woman is the easy part.

Getting any sex just because you are a broad and have a hole, and not because of charm, sexiness, personality or stuff, is like saying "well I can catch all the pussy I want if I pay for it".

Not hot and she's not funny. Her star will fade.

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YOU GO GIRL!

White nerds and black guys.

And me. I lack shame. And drink.

Bless her giving heart.

For her kind of money I would be Johnathan McIntosh Jr, but I have a reputation to hold up for ordinary civilians.

ugh, did you see her bikini pics? the less clothes she wears, the worse she looks.

I would tap that, but it's not hard when you have a vagina. I mean someone nailed Lady Di.

So you're saying you would fuck Lady Di?

It would take massive amounts of drugs, and a gun to my head.

SICK THIS GUY WOULD FUCK LADY DI!

Didn't caroll burnett used to just do a sketch comedy show and be funny without having to make a big deal about being a woman alla time? i'm old. Tracy Ulman was on TV for like 40 years and we never had entire episodes dedicated to her "fuckability."

She is right, and it pisses some guys off, but soooo what?

What guys are mad about Schumer saying she's fucking other guys?

Jimmy?

Every man knows that chubby chicks can get laid like rock stars. Unimpressed isn't "pissed off."

this is just Amy running circles around 2015

BADASS

Getting laid with a vagina is so difficult and challenging guys. I mean I have to have 15 lousy lays until I find one hot 9.5/10 who fits my pinpoint criteria. Men are pigs too.

Amy is so ugly, I don't see how people find her attractive.

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I'm not at the point of being annoyed at Amy yet but if she keeps up with inspirational/motivational stuff much longer it'll get to there- stick to telling jokes and just being funny, Amy.

The only dicks she's catching is greasy cab driver dick.

i'd fuck the shit out of amy schumer... even before when she was "fatter". i've wanted to destroy that pussy ever since she told that cab driver story. i don't consider her "fat" at all, i think she's perfectly bangable.

then again i'm not some 17 year old with unrealistic expectations of what actual women look like when they hit 30...

Ok Lena.