1973??

5  2015-06-03 by gthmbt

Anyone catch that this morning when the Opster said he was born in 1973? Who is dumb enough to buy that nonsense?

16 comments

15  mayomayomayomayomayo 2015-06-03

NINETEENEIGHTY?????!?!?!?

1  GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-06-03

A RITE-AID?!!?!

11  idamnedit 2015-06-03

I know. He clearly misspoke. He meant 1993.

3  dochattan 2015-06-03

You're wrong as he's clearly a child of the 80's, maaaaaaan.

1  idamnedit 2015-06-03

That was only true, when being one suited him and set his age forbthe right demographics. Now that it is 2015, management feels he needs to capture that youth market. So it is best if he comes off as someone in his 20s.

6  Snake_____86 2015-06-03

1973 was when his milk bags started growing.

6  867-5309- 2015-06-03

The cunt is a sociopath, why does it surprise anyone that he constantly lies...

4  imcreggschinkell 2015-06-03

I think that was his idea of a joke. Hard to tell because he's such a compulsive liar

2  Knightscribe 2015-06-03

And nowhere remotely close to funny.

4  dankfranklin 2015-06-03

He'd still be old even if he was born in 1973.

4  kevin_k 2015-06-03

hey!

3  Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2015-06-03

As far as Opie and significant content is concerned, he has become an adult on the Charlie brown cartoons. Mwahmwahmwah...

2  [deleted] 2015-06-03

Maybe his Opie persona was hatched in 73

2  gthmbt 2015-06-03

1963 is more likely

1  grocery_man 2015-06-03

Is he not a child of the 80s?

1  keemers 2015-06-03

I like that no one gave him anything on that.