Speaking of Weasing, someone should kidnap Opie and Wease, give Wease a hammer and make them battle to the death. I say give wease the hammer because I assume he's way more loyal than the Opster and will have to reluctantly use it when Opie tries to do his best.
I had this exact feeling. The weird thing is I haven't even listened to a show since these two retarded fat fucks joined. But their YouTube videos, hearing about their fake stories, and the circumstances of them joining was enough.
I think it runs deeper than that. I mean, the fucking guy is in his mid-30s and doesn't drive because his mother won't allow him. There's gotta be something unseemly going on there.
Roland would go down. Stangle at least is solid fat, he's got muscle behind his layers of blubber. Roland is just loopy amorphous blob fat. No muscle anywhere on that cow.
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12 BeerCanThick 2015-06-02
make them fight an old school bare knuckle 20 rounder until they both die of strokes, seizures and heart attacks. we all win.
7 Coosaw 2015-06-02
The wheezing, my God the wheezing.
7 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2015-06-02
Speaking of Weasing, someone should kidnap Opie and Wease, give Wease a hammer and make them battle to the death. I say give wease the hammer because I assume he's way more loyal than the Opster and will have to reluctantly use it when Opie tries to do his best.
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12 Slette 2015-06-02
It just occurred to me now... I like Roland better than both Stangels, and it's really not even close. And now I need to reexamine everything.
6 Mitchull 2015-06-02
Let's not go overboard here, lest we forget that Roland has NO redeeming qualities. The elephant man is less disgusting than Roland.
7 acorsicanpimp 2015-06-02
Roland makes Rocky Dennis look like James Dean.
1 Mitchull 2015-06-02
He really does.
3 Flamgirlant 2015-06-02
I had this exact feeling. The weird thing is I haven't even listened to a show since these two retarded fat fucks joined. But their YouTube videos, hearing about their fake stories, and the circumstances of them joining was enough.
10 Dennyisthepisslord 2015-06-02
Justin kinda looks like he should be fat no matter what era he lived in. Roland doesn't.
4 K1bbler 2015-06-02
Roland wasn't always fat. Working for an untalented and ungrateful piece of shit like Opie got to him.
9 Vargas_Larson 2015-06-02
I think it runs deeper than that. I mean, the fucking guy is in his mid-30s and doesn't drive because his mother won't allow him. There's gotta be something unseemly going on there.
7 Mitchull 2015-06-02
He was a creep in a skinny body as well.
3 Mr_Brightside23 2015-06-02
Reminds me of a young Uncle Paul.
3 Clown_Shoe 2015-06-02
I could land a plane on that forehead.
2 silks322 2015-06-02
Why is he wearing an Erectile Dysfunction t-shirt?
7 BottleOfAon 2015-06-02
Roland's a tittier kid, but J-Stang has a fucking slab of fat in his throat that nobody can hope to compete with. Remarkable throat-fat levels.
5 jomo456 2015-06-02
Did Big A finally die for them to get the title?
3 NickCarpinelli 2015-06-02
He was forced to vacate the title due to a crippling case of psoriasis
5 fawkkyall 2015-06-02
The Opie and Jim show...the show with the lowest neck to staff ratio in all of New York.
3 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2015-06-02
Imagine them gay fuckin eachother?
3 jammiesoff 2015-06-02
Why the fuck is he wearing dog tags?
2 Grillskillz 2015-06-02
I Hope Roland sits on him
2 BornInJune9182 2015-06-02
These fucks would easily get front page of FatPeopleHate.
2 DeafandMutePenguin 2015-06-02
LOTSA TITTIES IN THAT STUDIO! No women BUT LOTSA TITTIES!
2 RJPennyweather 2015-06-02
Roland would go down. Stangle at least is solid fat, he's got muscle behind his layers of blubber. Roland is just loopy amorphous blob fat. No muscle anywhere on that cow.
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Erock
1 BORIS-THE-SNEAKY-FUC 2015-06-02
HAHAHAHA you see his glasses? They're tilted sideways HAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY!
1 [deleted] 2015-06-02
What an awful, slothy waste