What would Patrice's relationship with Anthony be today?
0 2015-05-31 by isla_n00blar
Since Patrice has died, Anthony has said and done a number of things regarding black people that he wouldn't like, including playing monkey noises over footage of the Baltimore riots. Then again, more than he was about arguing race with Anthony, Patrice always stood up for the right to be offensive. I think that he would have been disgusted with both the tweets and the firing, and would probably make sporadic TACS appearances. The arguments they would have gotten in would have probably gotten more heated than anything we've heard from them, but they would remain good friends and we would get great radio.
Or am I just being an optimistic zilch?
35 comments
33 HandPanzer 2015-05-31
Supernatural and doubly spooky.
8 Gushers4Lunch 2015-05-31
It would be funny to see Anthony spell out "shut up nigga" on a ouiga board
-6 eestijama 2015-05-31
An ouiga board? I prefer a good, old-fashion ouiger board.
6 OpieArmy 2015-05-31
boo
2 acorsicanpimp 2015-05-31
It would match Anthony's appearance at least.
14 Spokker 2015-05-31
VERY SEXUAL
10 nednednedned1 2015-05-31
Patrice being alive would give Ant more credibility.
Whenever Ant would go off on these tangents, Patrice would laugh about it and explain that hes right about some things and wrong about others. And the way they would converse made the whole thing fucking hilarious, as Ant could say ridiculous shit and Patrice would either call him a racist asshole, or laugh and say 'shit you're right'.
I think Patrice would've intelligently and hilariously explained the other side of the race argument which would at least give Ant the opportunity of voicing his views against somebody as smart and funny as himself as opposed to spitting his hatred down the end of a camera solo. In some cases Patice's way of explaining situations would've probably got Ant to back down.
TLDR; They would both be good friends and Ant would be much better off
2 takyon_deathyon 2015-05-31
I'd pay $20/month for an Ant&Patrice show
-3 acorsicanpimp 2015-05-31
That's a great price point but also never going to fucking happen.
3 takyon_deathyon 2015-05-31
No shit?
1 stocktonslap 2015-05-31
This
9 VladiRad 2015-05-31
He'd be making fun of Anthony for being a racist pedophile and having to start a show in his bunker.
7 turdthief 2015-05-31
You should write a Patrice & Anthony fan fiction
2 lunchboxg4 2015-05-31
Like he hasn't already. This is just a way of getting around writer's block.
6 AntsCamera 2015-05-31
Ant would not have degenerated into the racist he is if Patrice was around.
I love the guy, but he is racist, he does not hate blacks, but he tends to generalize.
It was tolerated before because it was presented in a funny way, but after Obama became president, he became an asshole, then went totally into loony mode with the Zimmerman thing.
Patrice would have grounded him fast, before his (I don't even know what to call it) "lunacy" took hold.
I find it strange how extreme Ant got after the loss of the great Patrice.
3 johnnymcjonny 2015-05-31
I think he'd go on TACS once or twice in the beginning like the other comics but still be somewhat regular on Opie and Jimmy. He'd also probably have Black Philip again or something. But you could never guess with Patrice, he could have defended the fuck out of Anthony or come down harder on him than him than ever
0 Anarox 2015-05-31
Well he was a very loyal dude, I think he would have stood behind him. But silently
2 shinkleboutit 2015-05-31
They'd be sucking each others peckahs or sumthin'
1 [deleted] 2015-05-31
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1 TheDarkFezRises 2015-05-31
They would be doing a show together from Ant's basement.
1 BatKnuckles 2015-05-31
The Ant and Patrice Show
1 WhiteIsJustBetter 2015-05-31
And what would happen if sugar ray was alive and young and fought may weather. Let's discuss!
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2015-05-31
He would probably have diabetes by now.
0 PepsiMax420 2015-05-31
Anthony would still be at Sirius. Von wouldnt be hooking in times square if Patrice was alive.
0 brmlb 2015-05-31
Patrice would have been pissed about Ant skipping the benefit last year, but if Patrice was still here I think Ant would have come. ts.
2 NoirMagieGateau 2015-05-31
Wasn't he not invited?
0 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2015-05-31
Ant wasn't invited to the benefit last year you dope.
1 brmlb 2015-05-31
Yea but I'm saying if Patrice was still alive, he would have been pissed if Ant didn't show up to the Patrice benefit, you dope. ts.
0 Eddie_Savitz_Pizza 2015-05-31
Patrice already knew Ant was a racist asshole. They'd have the same relationship they had before Patrice keeled over.
1 acorsicanpimp 2015-05-31
And Ant knew that Patrice was the same exact caliber of "racist asshole."
1 panjshirlion 2015-05-31
Patrice was racist, sure, but "exact same caliber" is a bit of a stretch. Even if Patrice felt the same way about white people that Ant feels about black people, he didn't express it nearly as much.
0 -Palaver 2015-05-31
We would have the Anthony and Patrice show now.
1 acorsicanpimp 2015-05-31
Eeh... Patrice did
a loteverything on his own and never needed this kind of gig. Ant had no other options. You know it. I know it.0 panjshirlion 2015-05-31
Ant would probably still have his job. I don't think Ant would have been comfortable sliding off as far as he did into Stormfront territory if Patrice was still alive and regularly doing the show.
-2 IggysGlove 2015-05-31
Exactly like bill burr and ant's relationship.
2 NoirMagieGateau 2015-05-31
Wasn't he not invited?
0 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2015-05-31
Ant wasn't invited to the benefit last year you dope.