a poor man's Kimbo Slice, despite Kimbo Slice being a poor man's Kimbo Slice in the first place.

Nailed it.

Man after Kimbo got knocked the fuck out, I never heard his name again til now. Fickle shit.

Did he get KO'd? I thought someone just tripped him and he went down like a retard would, after which they rolled over on him and lazily subbed him (like you would do to the same retard).

Matt "Meathead" Mitrione, a current dark horse for a title shot, especially if he wins this June, but a then nobody in the Ultimate Fighter competition, kicked Slice in the legs at will and bombed on him the whole fight. He then took Kimbo down and rained sloppy ground and pound on him to get a TKO win.

So a poor man's Kimbo Slice would get KTFO by today's improved Mitrione in the first round.

Edit: Guys who TKOd him are Roy Nelson and Seth Petruzelli,

and Seth Petruzelli,

That was so god damned funny. The dumb asshole announcers pretty much had to acknowledge on the spot that their dumb asshole promotion just folded in front of their eyes.

"OH MY GOD [we're out of a job] HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID YOU JUST SEE THAT"

That fight made a lot of money for informed fight fans. Petruzelli is not a joke, he was way too experienced for Kimbo.

Petruzelli was a replacement for Ken Shamrock literally hours before the fight. Kimbo is scheduled to fight Shamrock on the 19th.

and Petruzelli was paid before the show to keep the fight standing to make it competitive. Goes to show just how shit Kimbo was outside of beating up crackheads and non-fighters in general.

The promotion existed solely to turn a Kimbo hype train into a money train. When a LIMITED Seth Petruzelli housed him in 14 seconds the promotion was done as Packitchofsositch said. It was funny hearing the stunned announcers sell it AS THE MOST INCREDIBLE UPSET EVER that a seasoned vet who was 9-4 with a win over Dan Severn would defeat a hype train bum fighter.

and even more telling is that Seth Petruzelli was never considered an elite fighter. His UFC run was uneventful and he is mostly remembered due to starching Kimbo and being a part of Filthy Tom Lawlor's entrances and weigh in shenanigans.

He is set to fight Ken Shamrock at an upcoming Bellator event. Both men are way past their prime and Ken is old as fuck, but I don't see Kimbo winning at all.

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It's Opie's latest attempt to latch onto something he thinks will make him cool. As usual he's about 10 years late to the party.

What about Chippa 5,000,000

Fawkin home run. GO TO BREAK, YA FAT PIECE A GAHBAGE

its a documentary on Netflix on this guy that does backyard fights. he was Kimbo Slice's body guard at one point.

EDIT: I have not listened lately. apparently this was a topic on the show?

Oh lite... fuck it.

He's a black guy who, if he asked me "what the fuck you lookin at?", I would say "Nothing, pal" and walk on. Mr T looking motherfucker.

"Hey, beat it, Jack!"

"Yes, thank you."

A black guy who, along with Metta World Peace and Waka Flocka Flame, picked a name more annoyingly eclectic than Chris Tucker's character in Fifth Element.

Even in 1997 whitey couldn't predict how silly this shit would get.

Ruby!!!! Rhod!!!!!!!

I remember seeing a flier in town for Waka Flocka Flame and I think some guy named Lil Flip or Snoop. I honestly thought it was a joke and the black girl near me had no idea why I was laughing.

the worst fighter in mma

Great...more MMA talk. MMA=High school dropouts who hit people for money and pretend like their some type of "warrior".

their

I bet you finished High School.

Rich Franklin was a math teacher, Shane Carwin is an engineer. Rosi Sexton went to Cambridge and achieved an MSc in mathematical logic. Those are the only three I can think of, you are right. They are a bunch of thugs retards who bash each other in the face and take HGH except for a handful.

Joe Lauzon, who is an excellent mma fighter and former OA fan, used to be a network admin in the Boston area.

Chuck Liddell has an accounting degree

And a head tattoo rock n roll!

I doubt that he needed it with he shitty money the UFC pays.

Chuck made tens of millions during his career.

I never understood why people think MMA guys should get a ton of money when it is a niche sport that many don't like. UFC took it as far as it could go with Ronda

you sound like someone whose extracurricular school activities were getting dunked into unflushed toilets

Oh shut up. MMA is an exciting sport. Sorry not everyone in the world is a fucking engineer or whatever most of reddit happens to be.

Well, professional douchebags is mostly what they are.

I don't like MMA but I think it's more of a taste thing. I definitely respect those dudes. You can't be dumb and be good at that.

They are both intelligent enough to make it in the ring, and brave enough to stay in the ring despite being smart enough to know what can happen to them. It's pretty admirable. I've just watched it like 20x and it doesn't appeal to me personally.

And I really hate Jimmy acting like he knows about it.

Oh, fighters can absolutely be dumber than you'd ever believe. But fortunately in this field, that often results in unintentional high comedy during awkward interviews or poor life choices caught by TMZ, not unlistenable radio full of grunting, heavy breathing and intolerable palaver into hot mics!

You're 100% right about Jimmy's posturing, too. It's one of the vanishingly few pop culture outlets he deigns to "participate" in, but his very limited knowledge is on par with some dippy girlfriend who pretends to love football so she can cling to her man on Sundays

his very limited knowledge is on par with some dippy girlfriend who pretends to love football so she can cling to her man on Sundays

Holy shit lol.

then by that standard you have to respect Albert Fish for his persistence.

How many warriors have their been in history who went on to get higher educations? And why the fuck would it matter?

Lol you fucking fedora piece of shit. Hurr durr only meatheads participate in physical activity, supreme gentlemen like me do blah blah blah...

http://www.gfycat.com/DisastrousUniformArmyant

That said, yeah, it's shit radio

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I see I've riled up alot of "beta" males with my comment

Seeing how many times I've been downvoted, perhaps "gamma" males. Comment, gamma males?

I have never herd a better definition of a mma fighter.

🎩👌

A thick lipped negro, who chokes on syllables like they were a 3 piece w. a biscuit.

we'll never know given that his interview sounded like a phone left off the hook in a dog kennel

why is this movie not on the sharing sites like primewire or icefilms this is fucking bullshit

Because it's on Neflix and only faggots don't have Netflix.

It's a shit movie anyways. I'm a huge MMA fan, and I watch lots of documentaries. Dawg Fight is shit. Don't waste your time.

Yeah it wasn't that great.

You didn't like the fact that Tree was the only one with any fight training and that Dada wasn't covering any medical expenses for these guys?

A complete can in an unintentionally hilarious documentary that greggshells loves

a ni....

I thought it was a fancy way of saying Data at first.

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What opies kids call him.

Edit: bam's kids.

Be more funny!

Cuck

A guy your muddah would love, Chippy.

The problem with these fighters today is they all desperately want to be Muhammad Ali but lack the mental capacity to come up with anything memorable or note worthy beyond the usual shit talking. Pro wrestlers have more artistic integrity than these dopes.

Floats like a turd, Stings like a painful turd.

Floats like a turd, stings like a roid.

Yeah it wasn't that great.

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Floats like a turd, stings like a roid.