If they're Uncle Rico - Opie is Kip.

"My video got 447 views - I guess you chould say things are getting pretty viral"

YOU FORGOT TO PUT THE KETCHUP IN.

Florentine is his Lawfawnduh, even down to changing how he talks.

The Stangels convinced me to finally stop listening. It sucks, but they're just plain AWFUL to listen to. Maybe they have comedy chops? I have yet to see evidence. They clearly have zero radio skills.

This is the first week since 2006 that I didn't listen to a single minute of the show. After 10 months, i'm tapped. The Stangels are like Jeffrey Gurian without the charm and good looks.

Gurian's like a genius compared to these two fools and I already hate him too. Also the big difference is there is that Ron has the guts to give him the boot when needed. Neither O&J from what I have heard have done that with those two fat unfunny fucks.

And I bet they've never even fucked a black prostitute.

Most boring pathological liars ever.

Did you hear one of those fat fucks tell a story about a toilet on a plane malfunctioning, sending shit and piss down to his area of coach? How everyone around him was hit with shit, except him, so he was stuck back there while everyone else was moved to first? Fat fucking liar.

During the story, he also claimed to have DVDs with him, to keep him occupied during this 15 hour flight. He also said it was 1991. DVDs were invented in 1995.

You can't tell me there wasn't one more empty seat on the plane.

The kicker to the story was he claimed he has to sit there next to shit seats the whole flight... no way that happened. Even in 1991, a young Jackie Childs would be able to make a mint off that lawsuit.

Or the shoe salesman who once scored 4 touchdowns in one high school game.

Al Bundy was an American hero who provided nearly countless hours of entertainment into homes worldwide, though.

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With good cause!

Poor Kristina Applegate, unlike crazy Angelina Jolie I don't think she had a much of a choice to get her chest carved off or not.

I was listening to one of the shows this week and Justin decided he had something to contribute, so he chimed in with 'Eric and I just remembered something.' Did you? Both of you just remembered at the same time?

Are these bores collaborating off mic to produce the fucking drivel they decide to present as funny stories?

They are the Al Bundy of radio.

Polk High! 4 touchdowns in one game!

Sadly selling shoes in a sexless marriage is still a better life than the pudge twins working the ass end of their careers with a washed up, family man, ex shock jock trying too hard and failing alone.

I find it an indictment on the Stangles that they ran to Opie. They run from one dying media (late night TV) to another (Satellite radio)

Am I the only one who would totally listen to the Al Bundy of radio?

No, I loved the over the top mysogyny while at the same time constantly shitting on the male characters as much as the female characters. Al was an awesome character.

It was genius and edgy for the time.

Married with children would draw sponsor boycotts today. But when I used to watch it live (not live, but at the time of original airing), it was the hottest shit on TV.

As a kid I never understood why Al didn't ever want to fuck that hot trashy wife of his.

Oh, Peggy was sexy. But the daughter now...

I would take a 2 for one with Peg and Kelly, Bud could even jump in, But I will shoot him if his cock touches mine.

fawk yea!!! Marcy Darcy could jump in with Jefferson, but if steve tried to jump in I will shoot him in the foot

Me either, as a hormone addled teen, I too thought, with a sexy redhead,with a great body, and far from ugly....

I never got why he did not want to sink his cock into that, He was actually sad in the times he had to fuck her.

What does she have razors in her cunt?

MwC was so far ahead of its time that it still balls out to this day

The only state I care about on the job site is my state of mind whaddo I know, I got my deviled ham on rye and my thermos of coffee, I'm happy as a clam.

I care about the state of the foreman, that guy can be a real handful if he is hung over. If it gets real bad, I'll go to the union, but I prefer to just put in my 8 hours and go home.

"The Bobs" is so dead on with these guys that it has me looking at Office Space with even more respect.

More like "The Slobs"

Someone decided these guys have upper management written all over them

And boy were they right.

*beat

Uncle Rico?

You guys see that one video that Justin Stangel put up on you tube? It has 3 likes and 145 dislikes. I've never seen such a bad ratio ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGu5IDKN6mY

To, not too. Too means also --- if only that fat fuck had been beaned as well - (or too)

The weird thing is they were fans of the old show and yet what they've brought so far is a billion miles away from that.

You can't tell me there wasn't one more empty seat on the plane.

The kicker to the story was he claimed he has to sit there next to shit seats the whole flight... no way that happened. Even in 1991, a young Jackie Childs would be able to make a mint off that lawsuit.