Jim Norton Has Peaked
9 2015-05-29 by AssMcPlay
The best Jim Norton was in the early 2000s. Comedians all think they evolve but just because they change or write a new act every year doesn't mean its good or funny. In the early 2000s (i'd say 2001-2008) Norton was they best! He was always angry, bashed everyone, called out phonies, was lighting quick with his insults, he was so original it was amazing. I CANT be the only one who really is annoyed and disappointed about 2015 Norton... Seriously talking about getting liposuction (like that would make him goodlooking), early 2000s Norton would spit in this Norton's face. Also when he talks about his life, what he wants to do, etc. does he not realize people aren't interested in him unless hes being funny? Does anyone else feel that Norton has changed and not in a good way?
57 comments
27 xxmikekxx 2015-05-29
Jim Norton has peeked .... At Opie's cock!
2 rexdriver99 2015-05-29
tss fawk yeh dvv dvv buried that sockcucka
1 Gushers4Lunch 2015-05-29
tss tss double glances tss
1 iamfromreallife 2015-05-29
And was disappointed.
22 panjshirlion 2015-05-29
I honestly prefer no-sleep-silly-mood Jimmy to early-2000s angry Jimmy. We're just getting neither now because the O&J studio actually leeches comic potential out of those who step inside.
7 twerpturd 2015-05-29
Silly Jimmy is best Jimmy.
Jimmy should tape a comedy special in front of Anthony. Anthony is the only person in the theater. Jimmy tries to be funny in a way he knows Anthony will like, not in a way he thinks a random person would.
I'm imagining faintly hearing Anthony bust a gut laughing at the corniest jokes ever.
3 blackirishlad 2015-05-29
i like "early morning crying" jimmy the best
14 GRIZx 2015-05-29
Self deprecating fat Norton was the best. When Jimmy decided to loose the weight when patrice died he lost alot of the funniness that he brought to the show. Jim sounds like a middle aged fat lady now... he talks about "cheat days" and going over board by having desert after his healthy meals. Im embarrassed for him.
13 fart_yourself_awake 2015-05-29
In one of the promos for the show they actually use the jimmy line "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels"
It's awful.
2 AvanteGardeAClue 2015-05-29
Wow. When you start looking to Kate Moss as your lifestyle guru it's really time to hang up the microphone
1 blackirishlad 2015-05-29
the middle aged fat lady was always there.
i haven't actually heard that line, but it sounds like a hilarious tender sentiment.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2015-05-29
Wasn't that Corey Haim?
0 havingmadfun 2015-05-29
I just got douche chills
3 ChippusMaximus 2015-05-29
If Jim's been working out for a couple years now and getting fit, where are his muscles?
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11 OpiesBreasts 2015-05-29
I think if Anthony was still there, it would not be as obvious. The interaction between Norton and Anthony would always be humorous, even with the fact that both of them were becoming less creative and funny.
But with no one to bounce his humor off, it just sucks. Listen to any Chip (wasat?) or Uncle Paul comment by Jim....it gets zero response from that asshole Opie. "So....ummmm.....where are we at with the dock-you-mentries" is about all you get now.
But yes, I found Jimmy the funniest on WNEW when he first stated, and about 2-3 years into the satellite.
9 Hxcgrapes 2015-05-29
Listening to him on O&J, Jimmy seems sedated and it's just sad. I miss when he would get angry at callers and argue for an hour about anything.
6 silks322 2015-05-29
He did throw a full blown tantrum over his headphones the other day. It was actually kind of unsettling (and childish).
10 i_saw_nothing 2015-05-29
You're under-selling it calling it a full-blown tantrum. He flat out broke them in half, rendering them useless so Don had to get him new ones.
Aww, Baby Boy...
6 snoopkhat 2015-05-29
headphones=Opie
2 yungfella 2015-05-29
I've done radio. That's a sensible reaction. You get used to a feel and sound of some great headphones and then you're given some tinny sounding shit that has that weird vinyl covering that makes your ear sweat...no. day is ruined.
3 Wobbly_Red_Snappa 2015-05-29
He's like a gorilla locked up at the zoo.
Just sitting there.. picking his ass. So sad.
0 CobraStallone 2015-05-29
He's not in a creative environment.
9 BeerCanThick 2015-05-29
I liked Jim better when he was fat and angrier. He is still a gem, though.
6 ucfgavin 2015-05-29
I don't blame Jimmy that much for whats going on...he literally has nothing to work with, but he still has to show up to work and at least attempt to do something. He chose to take the gig, but I also don't fault him for that.
6 AvanteGardeAClue 2015-05-29
That's a copout for a middling comedian. Do you think if Patrice were still alive and in that studio everyday with an inanity-spewing Opie and a switchboard full of callers he'd find himself with 'nothing to work with'?
2 ucfgavin 2015-05-29
No, but I personally think that Patrice is smarter than that. I don't think Patrice would have signed with either Opie or Anthony after they split because he would have seen the decline for both, and he never seemed to care much about the money. Of course thats just speculation because unfortunately we lost that genius :(
1 panjshirlion 2015-05-29
Yes.
5 JMueller2012 2015-05-29
Opie is a coward
5 -mb- 2015-05-29
Liposuction's fine. The guy lost a ton of weight and earned getting that disgusting skin taken off.
That's not the problem. Working with one of the most untalented people on radio for a paycheck has neutered him. Opie is cancer to funny and Norton knows it.
6 glasswork 2015-05-29
Not evolving neutered Jimmy. He put himself in a bubble by not watching other comedians and now he's doing the same shit and going nowhere.
5 proto000 2015-05-29
he's been reeeeeally average for quite a while. his comedy is absolutely stiff
4 KingTutsstache 2015-05-29
In all honesty, mix George Carlin with Tits Hughes and you'd get Billy Crystal at best.
I feel the new partnership has brought the worst out of Norton.
4 GRIZx 2015-05-29
The same can be said for big fat Bob Kelly, his podcast is absolute garbage
2 ChippusMaximus 2015-05-29
Blob Kelly is stuck in the closet
6 Knightscribe 2015-05-29
Must be a walk-in.
3 sonofarex 2015-05-29
I honestly think he's starting another act. He's letting go of his addictions and trying to take control of his life. He's getting rid of his "safe" things and taking a step forward and I think (hope) his standup will reflect that.
He's talented and I hope this helps him get out of his niche comedy and allows him to write outside of his cyclone of self pity and comfortable life. His life and routine have changed drastically with the show changing and I feel like he's embracing this.
Sorry to be a fanboy but I have high hopes for him.
3 panjshirlion 2015-05-29
I think people are romanticizing fat Jimmy the same way they romanticize the WNEW era. A lot of that material really hasn't aged well.
4 AvanteGardeAClue 2015-05-29
The 90s haven't aged well. Still awesome as they happened though
3 TheSandmanECW 2015-05-29
Hes not the "I Hate Your Guts" Jim anymore. Hes just Jim Norton celebrity wannabe.
2 KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2015-05-29
It's not just Jimmy either. Ant hasn't been very funny this past year either and Opie (as we all know) has never been funny. . As people get older, they mellow some, happens to the best of them.
2 Dewigged 2015-05-29
yeah, he was miserable during the time period your referring to. That is why the good die young. The misery feeds creation but also kills them.
1 majestik6 2015-05-29
You hit the nail on the head.
Angry Jimmy was great, but no one can sustain that level of rage for long.
2 PuffsPlusArmada 2015-05-29
He's just not as miserable anymore and thusly is not quite as funny.
2 ChippusMaximus 2015-05-29
Jim then: I'll hilariously shout you down no matter how wrong I am Jim now: I'll take the delicate, PC approach to explain to you why you're wrong
1 Mud- 2015-05-29
Half asleep and read the title as "Jim Norton Has Passed" and thought The Bug (AIDSSSS) finally did him in.
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0 Rootz121 2015-05-29
your use of the term "punk kid" made me wince
1 SeanFromPA 2015-05-29
I'm afraid your getting O and J jimmy, not the O&A Jimmy we all used to know and love. I don't blame him.
1 IBison 2015-05-29
yes, he accumulated all his hits like 10 years ago
1 ChomskyIsGod 2015-05-29
The guy is a "sniper", being a co-host is not his strength.
0 im_not 2015-05-29
When does Jimmy return? im not even gonna bother listening if he is out all week
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0 teletrips 2015-05-29
He aged, what do you expect.
0 retroracer 2015-05-29
wtf do you guys expect? he's almost 50 years old and his material is mostly topical. of course his stand up is getting stale. i love jimmy but his last special was terrible...i don't understand what was going thru his head when he thought doing 10-15 mins on ants situation was a good idea as part of a special
1 TrackSuitVos 2015-05-29
Easy pop from the audience would be my guess.
-1 bukaki22 2015-05-29
norton is the emerging phoenix of honesty that will rise above and save us all from mediocre media. bow to this man. like in japan, like a jappanese tranny.
2 Louis_cks_boat 2015-05-29
hes as full of shit as the other hollywood guys if not worse
-1 Dawkins20 2015-05-29
Not to change the subject, but did anyone catch Louis CK's new comedy special on FX? Wow it's not good.
1 K1bbler 2015-05-29
Still better than contextually inadequate.
2 AvanteGardeAClue 2015-05-29
Wow. When you start looking to Kate Moss as your lifestyle guru it's really time to hang up the microphone
1 panjshirlion 2015-05-29
Yes.
1 blackirishlad 2015-05-29
the middle aged fat lady was always there.
i haven't actually heard that line, but it sounds like a hilarious tender sentiment.
2 ucfgavin 2015-05-29
No, but I personally think that Patrice is smarter than that. I don't think Patrice would have signed with either Opie or Anthony after they split because he would have seen the decline for both, and he never seemed to care much about the money. Of course thats just speculation because unfortunately we lost that genius :(
1 Phantas_Magorical 2015-05-29
Wasn't that Corey Haim?
0 havingmadfun 2015-05-29
I just got douche chills