Jim Norton Has Peaked

9  2015-05-29 by AssMcPlay

The best Jim Norton was in the early 2000s. Comedians all think they evolve but just because they change or write a new act every year doesn't mean its good or funny. In the early 2000s (i'd say 2001-2008) Norton was they best! He was always angry, bashed everyone, called out phonies, was lighting quick with his insults, he was so original it was amazing. I CANT be the only one who really is annoyed and disappointed about 2015 Norton... Seriously talking about getting liposuction (like that would make him goodlooking), early 2000s Norton would spit in this Norton's face. Also when he talks about his life, what he wants to do, etc. does he not realize people aren't interested in him unless hes being funny? Does anyone else feel that Norton has changed and not in a good way?

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Jim Norton has peeked .... At Opie's cock!

tss fawk yeh dvv dvv buried that sockcucka

tss tss double glances tss

And was disappointed.

I honestly prefer no-sleep-silly-mood Jimmy to early-2000s angry Jimmy. We're just getting neither now because the O&J studio actually leeches comic potential out of those who step inside.

Silly Jimmy is best Jimmy.

Jimmy should tape a comedy special in front of Anthony. Anthony is the only person in the theater. Jimmy tries to be funny in a way he knows Anthony will like, not in a way he thinks a random person would.

I'm imagining faintly hearing Anthony bust a gut laughing at the corniest jokes ever.

i like "early morning crying" jimmy the best

Self deprecating fat Norton was the best. When Jimmy decided to loose the weight when patrice died he lost alot of the funniness that he brought to the show. Jim sounds like a middle aged fat lady now... he talks about "cheat days" and going over board by having desert after his healthy meals. Im embarrassed for him.

In one of the promos for the show they actually use the jimmy line "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels"

It's awful.

Wow. When you start looking to Kate Moss as your lifestyle guru it's really time to hang up the microphone

the middle aged fat lady was always there.

i haven't actually heard that line, but it sounds like a hilarious tender sentiment.

Wasn't that Corey Haim?

I just got douche chills

If Jim's been working out for a couple years now and getting fit, where are his muscles?

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I think if Anthony was still there, it would not be as obvious. The interaction between Norton and Anthony would always be humorous, even with the fact that both of them were becoming less creative and funny.

But with no one to bounce his humor off, it just sucks. Listen to any Chip (wasat?) or Uncle Paul comment by Jim....it gets zero response from that asshole Opie. "So....ummmm.....where are we at with the dock-you-mentries" is about all you get now.

But yes, I found Jimmy the funniest on WNEW when he first stated, and about 2-3 years into the satellite.

Listening to him on O&J, Jimmy seems sedated and it's just sad. I miss when he would get angry at callers and argue for an hour about anything.

He did throw a full blown tantrum over his headphones the other day. It was actually kind of unsettling (and childish).

You're under-selling it calling it a full-blown tantrum. He flat out broke them in half, rendering them useless so Don had to get him new ones.

Aww, Baby Boy...

headphones=Opie

I've done radio. That's a sensible reaction. You get used to a feel and sound of some great headphones and then you're given some tinny sounding shit that has that weird vinyl covering that makes your ear sweat...no. day is ruined.

He's like a gorilla locked up at the zoo.

Just sitting there.. picking his ass. So sad.

He's not in a creative environment.

I liked Jim better when he was fat and angrier. He is still a gem, though.

I don't blame Jimmy that much for whats going on...he literally has nothing to work with, but he still has to show up to work and at least attempt to do something. He chose to take the gig, but I also don't fault him for that.

That's a copout for a middling comedian. Do you think if Patrice were still alive and in that studio everyday with an inanity-spewing Opie and a switchboard full of callers he'd find himself with 'nothing to work with'?

No, but I personally think that Patrice is smarter than that. I don't think Patrice would have signed with either Opie or Anthony after they split because he would have seen the decline for both, and he never seemed to care much about the money. Of course thats just speculation because unfortunately we lost that genius :(

Yes.

Opie is a coward

Liposuction's fine. The guy lost a ton of weight and earned getting that disgusting skin taken off.

That's not the problem. Working with one of the most untalented people on radio for a paycheck has neutered him. Opie is cancer to funny and Norton knows it.

Not evolving neutered Jimmy. He put himself in a bubble by not watching other comedians and now he's doing the same shit and going nowhere.

he's been reeeeeally average for quite a while. his comedy is absolutely stiff

In all honesty, mix George Carlin with Tits Hughes and you'd get Billy Crystal at best.

I feel the new partnership has brought the worst out of Norton.

The same can be said for big fat Bob Kelly, his podcast is absolute garbage

Blob Kelly is stuck in the closet

Must be a walk-in.

I honestly think he's starting another act. He's letting go of his addictions and trying to take control of his life. He's getting rid of his "safe" things and taking a step forward and I think (hope) his standup will reflect that.

He's talented and I hope this helps him get out of his niche comedy and allows him to write outside of his cyclone of self pity and comfortable life. His life and routine have changed drastically with the show changing and I feel like he's embracing this.

Sorry to be a fanboy but I have high hopes for him.

I think people are romanticizing fat Jimmy the same way they romanticize the WNEW era. A lot of that material really hasn't aged well.

The 90s haven't aged well. Still awesome as they happened though

Hes not the "I Hate Your Guts" Jim anymore. Hes just Jim Norton celebrity wannabe.

It's not just Jimmy either. Ant hasn't been very funny this past year either and Opie (as we all know) has never been funny. . As people get older, they mellow some, happens to the best of them.

yeah, he was miserable during the time period your referring to. That is why the good die young. The misery feeds creation but also kills them.

You hit the nail on the head.

Angry Jimmy was great, but no one can sustain that level of rage for long.

He's just not as miserable anymore and thusly is not quite as funny.

Jim then: I'll hilariously shout you down no matter how wrong I am Jim now: I'll take the delicate, PC approach to explain to you why you're wrong

Half asleep and read the title as "Jim Norton Has Passed" and thought The Bug (AIDSSSS) finally did him in.

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your use of the term "punk kid" made me wince

I'm afraid your getting O and J jimmy, not the O&A Jimmy we all used to know and love. I don't blame him.

yes, he accumulated all his hits like 10 years ago

The guy is a "sniper", being a co-host is not his strength.

When does Jimmy return? im not even gonna bother listening if he is out all week

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He aged, what do you expect.

wtf do you guys expect? he's almost 50 years old and his material is mostly topical. of course his stand up is getting stale. i love jimmy but his last special was terrible...i don't understand what was going thru his head when he thought doing 10-15 mins on ants situation was a good idea as part of a special

Easy pop from the audience would be my guess.

norton is the emerging phoenix of honesty that will rise above and save us all from mediocre media. bow to this man. like in japan, like a jappanese tranny.

hes as full of shit as the other hollywood guys if not worse

Not to change the subject, but did anyone catch Louis CK's new comedy special on FX? Wow it's not good.

Still better than contextually inadequate.

Wow. When you start looking to Kate Moss as your lifestyle guru it's really time to hang up the microphone

Yes.

the middle aged fat lady was always there.

i haven't actually heard that line, but it sounds like a hilarious tender sentiment.

No, but I personally think that Patrice is smarter than that. I don't think Patrice would have signed with either Opie or Anthony after they split because he would have seen the decline for both, and he never seemed to care much about the money. Of course thats just speculation because unfortunately we lost that genius :(

Wasn't that Corey Haim?

I just got douche chills