That's how he got Jim to re-sign

(Say thing) (Repeat self) Sniff Burp (Repeat self) (Someone tries to change the subject) (Scream over them and repeat yourself and take a shitty call) Sniff Burp

Opie Mad Libs

ME: You gotta watch playoff hockey, Jimmy!! I'm all in with the playoff hockey!!

Me: "They need to change the colour of the puck though it's so hard to see" jim: "yeah but its black on a white surface kinda make sense" then snaps opies bra.

I seriously yelled at the radio begging for somebody to tell that dolt to stop and think for a second. He was so proud of his fluorescent puck idea.

He wants version 2 of the glow puck?

Opie, the Islanders Fan agreed with Jimmy, the non-hockey watching guy, that the puck was too hard to see and wondered out loud, "Why haven't they figured that out yet?"

I mean, they've had hundreds of years of professional hockey, and it's finally taking this long for someone to point out that they haven't figured it out.

So the non-hockey fan pointed out that maybe black on a white surface was the best thing. That got an "oh yeah."

Also, Opie's not watching hockey because he's watching the NBA.

Where you at with the Cavaliers?

ME: Goin to Rochester this weekend Jimmy? You gotta go do Wease maaahn! Expand those uhhh fuckin uh hor-IZE-onzzz.

"You gotta see the baaaaby!"

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You're in the wrong place you want /r/opieraqio

Because he is an unfunny lump.