O&J Clip Partial Recap and My Reactions

0  2015-05-28 by [deleted]

*Opie decides to start out this clip with his tryhard fake radio voice announcing that he's back with his fuck buddy Jim Florentine and that they will have Darrell Hammond come in with a cringeworthy "nyyyyyyyce" to top it off.

*Floyd Mayweather talk with a few seconds of awkward silence when Opie fucks up. Erock sneaks in a subtle jab at Opie by saying no one cares when Opie says that he was a sore loser or something. My favorite part of the whole trainwreck so far.

*Opie then brings up the fact that Justin Stangel went to a Yankee game and saw a naked woman there and here's where the show becomes absolutely fucking painful to even sit through.

*Strangel puts everyone including me to sleep with his description of what happened with retarded kid talk. Opie does his usual thing of talking over everyone with no respect to a radio show flow.

*Lots of fake, forced laughter throughout the room when Justin's brother says something that I forgot about cause it was unfunny as fuck.

*Opie says another retarded thing. "You don't wanna be caught checking your twitter" and trying to make it look like this was such an outrageous, EDGY story for the radio because O&J IS the EDGIEST SHOW ON RAAAAAAAAAAAADIO!!!!!!

*Opie tries to do a horrible impression of a policewoman and I just wanted him to fuck off with that bullshit.

*Opie brings up Burt Reynold's "dyeeeeeeck." Jesus Christ, I've never heard anyone abuse dick jokes so much like this fucker.

*Opie goes "HUATTTTTTTT" when literally taking a joke Jim Norton said seriously. Nice autism, manhole.

*Stangels talk about how they got free stuff and ice cream at the stadium. Boring.

And this is all just in the first 5 minutes. Kill me now.

*Opie decides to tell another boring story about how he went to the game with his brother and also got free ice cream.

*Opie decides to generalize all steakhouses as being good and blah blah blah, some steakhouse talk. Alright faggot, what's next?

*They talk about a ticket lady that Opie thanks through text messages and Jimmy says that's not enough and that he needs to thank her publicly.

*And then Opie really put me over the edge when he said that he texted her "You rule. For reaaaaaalz." Act your age, you AARP age goofball.

*At 9:54, Opie fucks up again and says "carnations" and yes I did go back and listen to this part multiple times to see if he had said incarnations or not. He says that she likes the new version of the show too.

*Strangel Brothers come in again and make everything worse with their increasingly shitty story about their 8 year old kid and that's it, I'm fucking done. And oh yeah, I heard a really awful laugh at 10:57. "Mehhaahahahahaahahahahaha!" It's that bad.

I really wanted to see how far I could seriously make it through a typical new O&J and it was much worse than I was expecting.

Clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66b8XNZBqSE&

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